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revjimk
04-11-2009, 03:54 PM
How about a new topic, best T-shirt messages seen at JF?
Last year I saw so many good ones I started writing them down, sadly all this info is on some slip of paper buried in a daypack somewhere.
Some of the good ones I recall, tho are the Ben Franklin classic "Beer is Proof that God loves Us" and "Unfuck the World"
Last few years I always did one day in George Bush "Texas Homegrown Dope" T
I'll try to remember some more & keep my eyes open..,.
rev
"The liver is evil. It must be punished."
"You had me at 'beer'"
saturn
04-11-2009, 05:21 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-1/86486/Music%20made%20me%20do%20it.jpg
jeanvi
04-13-2009, 08:56 PM
Front: Bartenders are Gods
Back: Don't anger the Gods, Tip well
from Finlandia vodka
stlbarb
04-13-2009, 09:09 PM
"Accordians dont play lady of spain.....people do"
i used to take pictures of tshirts at fest. now i rarely take a picture (we just keep looking older & wider)
jhjpotter
04-13-2009, 09:29 PM
saw it at another show recently...
P eople
E ating
T asty
A nimals
festbabe
04-13-2009, 09:31 PM
Saw many great shirts last year, but one that stands out in my memory:
"I shaved my balls for this?"
jolie
04-13-2009, 09:32 PM
Not at fest, but in a bar...
"Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder"
Saw many great shirts last year, but one that stands out in my memory:
"I shaved my balls for this?"
I think that would be better without the question mark. Just a bold, confident statement of fact.
stlbarb
04-13-2009, 09:42 PM
from jf's past:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/taboba/festshirtlastlaugh.jpg
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/taboba/festshirtmrbrewski.jpg
ibjamn
04-13-2009, 09:47 PM
Beautiful blond with a great rack: I wish these Were Brains
That shirt cracked me up all day!
Carolina Beadhead
04-13-2009, 10:23 PM
This pic always makes me smile when I run across it.
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p308/rowdymom81/JazzFest2005245.jpg
stlbarb
04-13-2009, 10:25 PM
Beautiful blond with a great rack: I wish these Were Brains
That shirt cracked me up all day!
i think i have that photo somewhere. update to follow.
funkkjunkie
04-13-2009, 10:51 PM
Jazzfest is a marathon, not a sprint.
Judge your jazzfest not by the greatness of what you see but by the greatness of what you have to skip in order to see it.
funkkjunkie
04-13-2009, 10:51 PM
I eat carbs.
windowman
04-14-2009, 12:07 AM
I just saw Dash Rip Rock and now I'm all FUCKED UP!!
BigDag
04-14-2009, 07:41 AM
I just saw Dash Rip Rock and now I'm all FUCKED UP!!
Damn, I hope you don't have to fill any cavities today.
(Oh, you were refering to a tee-shirt. My bad.)
funkymc
04-14-2009, 09:52 AM
"Does this shirt make my crotch look big?"
funkymc
04-14-2009, 09:53 AM
"Please do not arrest this person."
Frosty
04-14-2009, 09:54 AM
Vote Irish" O'Bama for President
NYMAMA
04-14-2009, 11:02 AM
" MY indian name is Runs with Beer"
revjimk
05-05-2009, 02:30 PM
Saw lots of good ones, forgot most. but my fave was" "Mothers Against Absolutely Everything"
rev
Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)
05-05-2009, 02:46 PM
I posted this on another thread
This year at the Fair Grounds:
Women wearing T-shirt Got Bone?
ncfunk
05-05-2009, 03:22 PM
Also posted on another thread...I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'Hooray for Boobies'
Paddle Faster:
I Hear Banjos
jolie
05-05-2009, 03:55 PM
I've seen this one on a sticker in a bar before, but saw it on a T-shirt 1st weekend.
"Beauty is in the Eye of the Beerholder"
The Krewe of Chew
05-06-2009, 07:51 PM
"Accordians dont play lady of spain.....people do"
i used to take pictures of tshirts at fest. now i rarely take a picture (we just keep looking older & wider)
Dave has one of those shirts! It is from the California band "Those Darn Accordians" (think of Bonerama with multiple accordians instead of trombones)
The Krewe of Chew
05-06-2009, 07:53 PM
The best shirt we saw all weekend:
"I don't live in New Orleans
but New Orleans lives in me"
Wow. I need one of those.
festbabe
05-06-2009, 08:05 PM
The best shirt we saw all weekend:
"I don't live in New Orleans
but New Orleans lives in me"
Wow. I need one of those.
:)
festfreak
05-06-2009, 08:46 PM
Also posted on another thread...I saw a guy wearing a shirt that said 'Hooray for Boobies'
On a related note, I saw a shirt that said, "Boobies Make Me Smile"
Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)
05-06-2009, 09:19 PM
Paddle Faster:
I Hear Banjos
good one!!!
torontospur
05-06-2009, 10:41 PM
"while you were reading this shirt
I farted " cracked me up
water angel
05-07-2009, 01:09 PM
"Accordians dont play lady of spain.....people do"
i used to take pictures of tshirts at fest. now i rarely take a picture (we just keep looking older & wider)
I wore it to fest MANY years ago. Got it from a band called "Those Darn Accordians," thinking it was great for NOLA. Now I'll have to see if I can find it. Thanks for the reminder.
Jacquesimomo
05-07-2009, 01:17 PM
posted on the other thread but last year saw this on a very overweight man:
"I beat anorexia"