From The Onion ...

[dank_bass]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/activision_reports_sluggish_sales

[saturn]

Sousaphones just don't get the respect they deserve. :D

[MaloGator]

That's awsome! I'll wait for Sousaphone Hero II: Phil Rocks the Rebirth!

[revjimk]

I'm shocked to discover that "The Onion" is blocked on Denver's Public Schools computers.. oh well...
rev

[hewboy22]

lol that's great. can't wait for Glockenspiel Hero!

[Frosty]

Just goes to show you how backwards the rest of the nation is musically. I guess Washboard Hero is out of the question.

[ohio]

More COWBELL Hero!

[Chas_P]

I would have thought when you got to expert level, you could have played along with Matt or Kirk.