Which do you think about more...

[Chicago Fest Fan]

Jazz fest or sex?
Everyone is fest mode with it being less that 30 days away and being Threadheads we tend to have one track minds at this stage.
I came across a study on how often men and women think about sex and I got to thinking.

Which do you think about more Jazz Fest or Sex?


Barb, you can't answer sex during jazz fest.

[freebo]

Sex.

Wait, no!

Jazz Fest.

Hold it...

Sex AT Jazz Fest?

Nope.

Um, what was the question?

:p

[Amy Winette]

Jazz Fest!!

(you can include a poll on a post, this would be a good one) :)

[mfrankkk]

No question about it! Jazz Fest! Maybe this is age related?

[Lostcajun]

Jazzfest, at 8 hours a day, tends to last longer?! Of course, anything can happen with a lot of dedication and planning.... be well everyone...

[Belle]

Jazzfest, at 8 hours a day, tends to last longer?! Of course, anything can happen with a lot of dedication and planning.... be well everyone...

The sex is always good at fest>how about that? So I think about both

[Lostcajun]

well? I don't what to say....

[sharon_loves_fats]

This time of year, I have to say FEST!!!

[BigDag]

Jazzfest. Definitely, age is a factor.

[Jim]

I think about Jazzfest while I'm having sex.

[festbabe]

Hmmm....tough call

[steeleye]

Jazzfest...(he types knowing his wife doesn't read the board).

[NYMAMA]

Fest of course!

[Chicago Fest Fan]

I think about Jazzfest while I'm having sex.

That actually made me LOL. Perhaps because it's true.

[MzJoey]

...hmmm...well thinking about sex is like breathing, it's always there...so, my final answer is .....oh wait .....ok, yeah it's jazzfest!

[Moon]

These days it's JazzFest. The rest of the time is spent thinking about getting some more of them french fried potaters and sex.

[jonnygospeltent]

Next week it will be baseball,then back to Jazzfest,but i've been married 27 years.

[MzJoey]

...so what you are saying it is an age related thing? (don't get me wrong I'm old)
mebbe its age and gender related..i dunno...i just thank the good Lord for giving me the right mix of whatever is in my genetic code to still keep me thinking 'bout uh...er...um....having 'fun' all the time....and let me tell you a secret 'bout women....hot jazz and especially hot blues...gets womens all worked up...don't believe me ....check out the look on ladies' faces up front during a H O T set of some blues...i'm jus saying...

[Staxsun]

I've never sat around and waited for the arrival of the sex cubes.

[Lostcajun]

so... sex and music go hand in hand!

[Lostcajun]

my this is edukational!

[MzJoey]

..that's been my experience...
I never play Barry White during a romantic evening...crank up some Joe Satriani!!!

[Lostcajun]

I kinda like to play Nat King Cole....

[pokerchick66]

Led Zeppelin for me. ;)

[Staxsun]

Weird Al Yankovic!

[jonnygospeltent]

What is the shortest song ?

[ohio]

how do you all hear the music above the screaming....?
ooops, did I say that out loud?

[Irishnms]

LMAO! Y'all are killing me! When I meet you at Fest I'm going to know way too much information about you!!!

[MzJoey]

...yes Cinci you sometimes can't hear the music for the screamin...
in my case, i think that's when my hearing aid fall out though.
Don't worry Ann, we'll use a whole another set of assumed names at the meetups...

[Lostcajun]

how do you all hear the music above the screaming....?
ooops, did I say that out loud?

I have a really really good and loud stereo system.

[tangledupinblue]

We SEX WELL when we evacuate for Hurricanes with pudding shots...

So, this time of year it is JAZZ FEST!!!

BRING ON FEST!!!

[Lostcajun]

there's nothing like Nat at 150 decibels

[Lester_leaps_in]

Well, I'd like to insert a witty comment here, but my mind is on other things besides witty comments.

[stlbarb]

Jazz fest or sex?
Everyone is fest mode with it being less that 30 days away and being Threadheads we tend to have one track minds at this stage.
I came across a study on how often men and women think about sex and I got to thinking.

Which do you think about more Jazz Fest or Sex?


Barb, you can't answer sex during jazz fest.

right now, i think about baseball more (3 days away). :p

although both sex & fest might involve hotel rooms, i dont have to budget as much money for sex and pack as much stuff. sex doesnt require a ticket nor a security check.
so i have to think about jazz fest more - just to get it to happen.

[freebo]

Staxsun's answer is THE BEST:

"I've never sat around and waited for the arrival of the sex cubes."

Although, there was that time in Tijuana...

:p

[Staxsun]

right now, i think about baseball more (3 days away). :p

although both sex & fest might involve hotel rooms, i dont have to budget as much money for sex and pack as much stuff. sex doesnt require a ticket nor a security check.
so i have to think about jazz fest more - just to get it to happen.

They're playing here tonight and tomorrow, and I CAN'T GO! I've got a gig that I do every year down at the casinos, a big bop dance (kinda like the imperial).

[marignygreg]

Sorry, I like Miles Davis, Sketches Of Spain. I think of Sex more then Jazzfest.

[jolie]

Sex:)

[ABITAGIRL1]

Definitely sex. (Looking forward to fest but living in the moment)

[Phatpapa]

Well considering I got "fixed" :eek: yesterday and am making good use of ice packs and seeing as I am posting on the bored, I have to say fest right now. But give me a couple of days and I'll be thinking bout Fest during Sex :)

[eZe]

since I'm a JF virgin, sex wins this time :)

[Belle]

Well, I'd like to insert a witty comment here, but my mind is on other things besides witty comments.:)

[Lit]

Sex Fest

Jazz Sex

[mariena]

I've never sat around and waited for the arrival of the sex cubes.

LOL, funny and true!

[Jacquesimomo]

I think about Jazzfest while I'm having sex.

And I think about sex while I'm having Jazzfest.

[Jacquesimomo]

right now, i think about baseball more (3 days away). :p

although both sex & fest might involve hotel rooms, i dont have to budget as much money for sex and pack as much stuff. sex doesnt require a ticket nor a security check.
so i have to think about jazz fest more - just to get it to happen.

Wait a minute... it doesn't require a ticket and security check? Uh-oh...

[Lostcajun]

This thread is one of the reasons I love THREADHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lostcajun]

Wait......you mean you don't need a ticket?

[tabasco]

Not sure if this is an answer but Jazzfest makes me think about sex.

This video I took during The Midnight Disturbers, might explain it a little bit...:confused: ;) :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk6wE6d3UMM

[Lostcajun]

Hey, I'm in that video way toward the front. I didn't know I had anybody sweet on me....

[jparrott]

I can't believe no one has brought up Exit to Mystery Street yet :D.

[Michelino]

Think less...Enjoy More

It works with them both.

[Lostcajun]

Well said!

[trixie]

Think less...Enjoy More

It works with them both.

I love that, can I steal it?

[glinda]

Just in case, BYO rubbers.

[chrisjoseph]

definitely sex with someone else at Jazzfest. :)

[pokerchick66]

definitely sex with someone else at Jazzfest. :)

:eek:

[Lostcajun]

Well considering I got "fixed" :eek: yesterday and am making good use of ice packs and seeing as I am posting on the bored, I have to say fest right now. But give me a couple of days and I'll be thinking bout Fest during Sex :)

tip: bags of frozen corn

[almarco]

tip: bags of frozen corn

i thought it was frozen peas?

[Lostcajun]

to each his (or her) own I guess.... I'll go with peace

[ozzie]

Fest.

Sex.... doesn't take me 30 hours to get there. ;)

[Apostrophe (')]

Fest.

Sex.... doesn't take me 30 hours to get there. ;)

that totally wins. best post of thread :)

[Lostcajun]

Ozzie, you're cracken me up, I can't wait to see you!!!!!! I see we working Ms. Lena's together on Friday. Dat should be a hoot, yea!!

[pokerchick66]

Fest.

Sex.... doesn't take me 30 hours to get there. ;)

ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!! :p

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

Fest.

Sex.... doesn't take me 30 hours to get there. ;)

How long does it take you to get there?
:)

[Phatpapa]

to each his (or her) own I guess.... I'll go with peace

Snow/Peas/Corn as long it's nice and cold don't matta to me

[almarco]

How long does it take you to get there?
:)

depends on the amount of foreplay?

[swag]

Man, I wish I had sex enough to require Gridding.

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

depends on the amount of foreplay?

fourplay is great....

Fourplay is a smooth jazz group in the United States. The original members of the group were Bob James (keyboards), Lee Ritenour (guitars), Nathan East (bass), and Harvey Mason (drums). In 1998, Lee Ritenour left the group and Fourplay chose Larry Carlton as his replacement.

[almarco]

fourplay is great....

Fourplay is a smooth jazz group in the United States. The original members of the group were Bob James (keyboards), Lee Ritenour (guitars), Nathan East (bass), and Harvey Mason (drums). In 1998, Lee Ritenour left the group and Fourplay chose Larry Carlton as his replacement.

Yes they are have most of there cds.......

[Orleansnj]

sex.

[eZe]

Man, I wish I had sex enough to require Gridding.

LMAO...I'm sure many would concur

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

Music is my girlfriend
Music is my dead end
Music is my imaginary friend
Music is my favorite mistress

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

I like pleasure spiked with pain
And music is my aeroplane
It's my aeroplane

[Jim]

For those of you who chose sex, do you offer the Big Chief VIP experience?

[Lostcajun]

you guys give good thread

sorry, just had to say it (don't quote me please)

[marignygreg]

Just do not ask me to choose between sex and pizza....

[almarco]

Just do not ask me to choose between sex and pizza....

ah sex with pizza at jazzfest!

[marignygreg]

ah sex with pizza at jazzfest!

Sex with pizza ?? Hell, I'll try anything once. Just make sure it cools down first, and try not to eat it after.

[almarco]

Sex with pizza ?? Hell, I'll try anything once. Just make sure it cools down first, and try not to eat it after.

hey melted cheese is great on anything ....right?

[Rossvegas]

I much prefer sex over Jazzfest...but sex with zydeco music rocks!

[jparrott]

Big Chief VIP?
Two out of the three at any given moment...just not necessarily the same two.

[Chicago Fest Fan]

Fest.

Sex.... doesn't take me 30 hours to get there. ;)

That's not what my wife tells me.

[rosetree]

Sex is like the Gospel Tent....you can scream out "Oh Lord!" at both!;)

[Amyloves...]

Why oh why did it take me so long to check out this thread? Freaking hilarious yall. Ozzie....you are a riot! All of you had me laughing the whole way through.

[NeenAtlanta]

Led Zeppelin for me. ;)

God, I knew I loved you Chickie. Give me some of that goold ol' rock n' roll to get things flowing. The Stones do it for me too.

[NeenAtlanta]

definitely sex with someone else at Jazzfest. :)

Then you can wear the PEANUT!!!!!

[NeenAtlanta]

At least with Sex, I don't get FOMS!!!!

[Mexi]

definitely sex with someone else at Jazzfest. :)

TFF!!
I love it :D

[Rossvegas]

TFF!!
I love it :D

Wait a minute...you can have sex with someone else??? Oh, this opens up a whole new world!

[kapeman]

I saw Amos Lee last night. He was so good, just brilliant. He was moving, and howling, and we were moving, and howling and I swear that I left that theater thinking- I need a cigarette- and I don't smoke.

We gotta get Amos to JF!!

[bobatude]

i am obssesed with both

[Michelino]

So if you could pick only two:

Sex, Fest, Bacon, Olives?

(trying to keep oysters on the half shell out of the choices.)

Then again. Swag's 2009 Jazz Fest Tourney seems to be a little late on the scene, although there is still time.

After Olives resounding Victory in last year's event
(see this link here (http://www.nojazzfest.com/chat/showthread.php?t=5390))

And the Fais Do Do stages's stirring run through the brackets the year before,
(See these threads here (http://www.nojazzfest.com/chat/search.php?searchid=308691) or the just the finals he (http://www.nojazzfest.com/chat/showthread.php?t=775)re)

Maybe it should be put to a vote?

[RitaZero]

You guys are so funny! It's gotta be JazzFest for me. At this point in time with only 19 days left the question for me becomes, "Which do you think about more, the music or the food!" My belly aches for some crawfish etouffet or monica!!!!!

[Mexi]

Speaking of Sex + Jazzfest...
Here's a great gift idea, if you plan on spicing up your fest trip ( partner optional :D ) :

Personalize your own "Romance" novel.
This one is set in New Orleans & titled-" Let the Good Times Roll"
http://www.yournovel.com/Excerpts.aspx?sku=14

[eZe]

Speaking of Sex + Jazzfest...
Here's a great gift idea, if you plan on spicing up your fest trip ( partner optional :D ) :

Personalize your own "Romance" novel.
This one is set in New Orleans & titled-" Let the Good Times Roll"
http://www.yournovel.com/Excerpts.aspx?sku=14

Yep, definitely thinking bout sex now...

[stlbarb]

Well considering I got "fixed" :eek: yesterday and am making good use of ice packs and seeing as I am posting on the bored, I have to say fest right now. But give me a couple of days and I'll be thinking bout Fest during Sex :)

i didnt know your were broken. :eek:

[almarco]

i didnt know your were broken. :eek:

if it aint broken , dont fix it?

[pokerchick66]

Speaking of Sex + Jazzfest...
Here's a great gift idea, if you plan on spicing up your fest trip ( partner optional :D ) :

Personalize your own "Romance" novel.
This one is set in New Orleans & titled-" Let the Good Times Roll"
http://www.yournovel.com/Excerpts.aspx?sku=14

lmao, what a great last line!

"they made love like they were giving it up for Lent."

[freebo]

Jazz Fest

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Jazz Fest

Jazz Fest

Sex?

Jazz Fest

Jazz Fest!

[Moon]

I was thinking about Jazz Fest until somebody mentioned sex. It is spring after all.

[stlbarb]

I was thinking about Jazz Fest until somebody mentioned sex. It is spring after all.

Food

[MzJoey]

sex...jazzfest is still a long seven days away!

[Staxsun]

this thread = 2000 views

Countdown to Jazz Fest = 24,000 views

[MzJoey]

this thread = 2000 views

Countdown to Jazz Fest = 24,000 views

Somefolks is shy?

[Staxsun]

Somefolks is shy?

This thread needs some soft foodporn......

[MaloGator]

I think about both equally. I think about how I wish they both happened more often than once a year....:o

[Lester_leaps_in]

I sometimes think about sex during JazzFest, but I've never thought about JazzFest during sex.

[Staxsun]

Looks like I'll never be a BNA at either. Lagniappe or maybe Economy Hall, at best.

[freebo]

MaloGator wrote:

I think about both equally. I think about how I wish they both happened more often than once a year....

That's FUNNY!

Kinda like my friend, who claims he supports some sex marriages.

:D

[rosetree]

This thread needs some soft foodporn......

Here ya go Stax....;)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/50food.jpg

[Staxsun]

Here ya go Stax....;)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/50food.jpg

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhdroooooooolll!

[festbabe]

This thread needs some soft foodporn......

Here ya go Stax....;)

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/50food.jpg

THAT is not 'soft' foodporn. That is full-blown 'hard' foodporn!
(and, thanks).

[pokerchick66]

I think about both equally. I think about how I wish they both happened more often than once a year....:o

ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!

Cough,coughatleastyou'regettingitonceayearCough,co ugh.

[Phatpapa]

ROFLMAOOOOOO!!!!

Cough,coughAt least you're getting it once a year.Cough,cough.

:D

[Lostcajun]

I LISTEN TO JAZZFEST TUNES AND RECORDINGS EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!! BE WELL!

[boudineer]

Jazz fest or sex?
Which do you think about more Jazz Fest or Sex?


Excuse me...there's a difference???

[boudineer]

This thread needs some soft foodporn......

Yes...
http://mtblog.newyorker.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/13/margaretpoboy.jpg

[jerseygirl67]

Honestly, and this is sad actually....as my wedding is tomorrow, it should be sex only, but I am heading to JF on Thurs....so BOTH are running through my mind right now....equally!!!!

[sophisticated sissy]

Question for those who have eaten boudin balls:

J'ever wonder what they do with the rest of it?:)

[MzJoey]

Love and best wishes from the West Coast Honey!!
Looking forward to hugging the blessed Newlyweds in NOLA!
And ENJOY your day....enjoy, enjoy...don't worry...it all works out...
really and truly it does!

[Irishnms]

Honestly, and this is sad actually....as my wedding is tomorrow, it should be sex only, but I am heading to JF on Thurs....so BOTH are running through my mind right now....equally!!!!

That's pretty funny!! Best wishes for tomorrow JG. Please post some pictures if you get a chance.

[Amy Winette]

Honestly, and this is sad actually....as my wedding is tomorrow, it should be sex only, but I am heading to JF on Thurs....so BOTH are running through my mind right now....equally!!!!

That's totally understandable!!

Ahh, wedding tomorrow, so wonderful, congrats to you both :)

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

JF

[festbabe]

Question for those who have eaten boudin balls:

J'ever wonder what they do with the rest of it?:)

I don't wanna know [fingers in ears] lalalalalalalalalalalala

[stlbarb]

Yes...
http://mtblog.newyorker.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/13/margaretpoboy.jpg

is this the Parkway Tavern & Bakery?

[Lostcajun]

Question for those who have eaten boudin balls:

J'ever wonder what they do with the rest of it?:)

I think we should all just eat everything that's on the plate!

[MaloGator]

Honestly, and this is sad actually....as my wedding is tomorrow, it should be sex only, but I am heading to JF on Thurs....so BOTH are running through my mind right now....equally!!!!

JerseyGirl! Hope your day is the best day ever!! Congradulations!

:D !

[eZe]

We haven't met yet but I'm a romantic at heart and thrilled for ya...enjoy your special day and hope to met you and your other half at fest!!!

[Mexi]

BUMP!

A lurker was viewing this thread & I started reading it, too.
Made me laugh SO hard!! Thank You! :)

[Belle]

BUMP!

A lurker was viewing this thread & I started reading it, too.
Made me laugh SO hard!! Thank You! :)

Thanks for that Mexi....classic thread. Are guests like escorts?