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RitaZero
03-19-2009, 11:32 AM
I don't mean to offend anyone with blonde hair out there. I am blonde and I really pulled a doozey, so I figure I can get away with the comment!
After whining on this bored about FOMS over the Cyril/Tab show 4/30 at Tip's FQ because I am on the river boat that night, I see I mistakenly bought two tickets to Cyril/Tab (thought I was buying Tab's Swampland on 4/25.) The friend I bought the second ticket for isn't even in NOLA 4/30! Doh!
Printed on each ticket is $20.00 plus $5.25 service fees, so if anyone would like the pair for $50.00 please let me know at ritazero at rattlebrain dot com. We can finalize the transaction once we get to NOLA.
Belle
03-19-2009, 11:39 AM
I don't mean to offend anyone with blonde hair out there. I am blonde and I really pulled a doozey, so I figure I can get away with the comment!
After whining on this bored about FOMS over the Cyril/Tab show 4/30 at Tip's FQ because I am on the river boat that night, I see I mistakenly bought two tickets to Cyril/Tab (thought I was buying Tab's Swampland on 4/25.) The friend I bought the second ticket for isn't even in NOLA 4/30! Doh!
Printed on each ticket is $20.00 plus $5.25 service fees, so if anyone would like the pair for $50.00 please let me know at ritazero at rattlebrain dot com. We can finalize the transaction once we get to NOLA.
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Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
Belle
03-19-2009, 11:43 AM
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.
My bet is she is natural..
Never met the lady. I just can't pass up a blond joke moment.
RitaZero
03-19-2009, 11:48 AM
Never met the lady. I just can't pass up a blond joke moment.
LOL! I love a good blonde joke.
The truth is, I'm blonde ALL over ;)
The tickets are GONE y'all. Thanks so much! I love this bored!
Belle
03-19-2009, 11:51 AM
Never met the lady. I just can't pass up a blond joke moment.
I like them too since I am brunette...ok ok getting shades of grey but was in the day you know.
Jacquesimomo
03-19-2009, 12:21 PM
Dolly Parton:
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb--
and I'm also not blonde."
Frosty
03-19-2009, 12:28 PM
Dolly Parton:
and I'm also not blonde."
The dumb blondes never are.
stlbarb
03-19-2009, 08:51 PM
my fav BJ (blonde joke, not bon jovi)
A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.
Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"
stlbarb
03-19-2009, 08:53 PM
my fav clean BJ:
There was a blonde. Her house caught on fire.
She called 911. The firemen asked her 'How do we get there'?
She replied " duh.. The big red truck".
Belle
03-19-2009, 08:57 PM
my fav clean BJ:
There was a blonde. Her house caught on fire.
She called 911. The firemen asked her 'How do we get there'?
She replied " duh.. The big red truck".
Once I understand but BJ twice please!!!! Dirty mind but ...
Lostcajun
03-19-2009, 09:05 PM
my fav BJ (blonde joke, not bon jovi)
A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.
Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"
hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
stlbarb
03-19-2009, 09:11 PM
Once I understand but BJ twice please!!!! Dirty mind but ...
i'm lazy
festivalgirl
03-19-2009, 09:14 PM
An oldie but a goodie ....
Why was the Blond staring at the container of Orange Juice?
It says "Concentrate".
Corona
03-20-2009, 06:30 AM
omg, these are hilarious :)