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babyzyde
02-14-2009, 10:35 AM
Dear Threadheads, I am in search of my genetic parents. I am sure I was conceived at or near the Fais Do Do stage. See, I was born 9 months after JF on a pirate ship, as I recall, it was the SS Ciroc. I remember one woman hollering "push' at another woman. One was Zydephilia, one was Zydebooty. I don't know which one was my mom. I do remember one of them saying something about that damn Nano, or was it BreamBob? I do remember that who held me up and spanked my behind was a guy named captain Morgan. I was raised by a group of dolphins near the inlet at Anegada Sound. If anyone knows the whereabouts of any of the named people above, please contact me! I need some jeans...
Lostcajun
02-14-2009, 10:39 AM
I just know that I was praying....

at the conception and the birth

And I remember a water mellon being sacrificed about at the same time...
almarco
02-14-2009, 10:42 AM
I just know that I was praying....

at the conception and the birth

And I remember a water mellon being sacrificed about at the same time...


I thought a virgin sacrifice was needed......
Lostcajun
02-14-2009, 10:43 AM
that's the reason I was a prayin'
almarco
02-14-2009, 10:44 AM
that's the reason I was a prayin'


Besides I like watermelon....
stlbarb
02-14-2009, 03:36 PM
Besides I like watermelon....

i sure hope that melon was a virgin, i ate some of it. :eek:
i thought the hole was for plugging it with liquor. :D
Voodoohead
02-14-2009, 03:41 PM
Then there was the visit from the three wise men bearing gifts: Swag, Chris Joseph & Festydave.
almarco
02-14-2009, 04:50 PM
Then there was the visit from the three wise men bearing gifts: Swag, Chris Joseph & Festydave.


wisemen? or wiseguys?
Belle
02-15-2009, 09:54 AM
wisemen? or wiseguys?

You are the bored wise guy around here Olive!!
specialed
02-15-2009, 04:40 PM
Wondering what kind of baby shoes this person wore?
Voodoohead
02-15-2009, 09:46 PM
Betcha I know where you got those baby shoes?
Cleophus
02-17-2009, 11:51 AM
i sure hope that melon was a virgin, i ate some of it. :eek:
i thought the hole was for plugging it with liquor. :D

Thanks StlBarb -- I just spit coffee on my screen! Too funny!

(Ya see, you have to pour booze into the watermelon to get it drunk first and lower its inhibitions; then you can use the hole to.... never mind. :) )