TRASHY,LEWD, INAPPROPRIATE, SLURGED THREAD

[Zydebabes]

I think someone was asking for more of this like in the old days--anybody game for that style of thread vs. the new stuff? I think we could coax Zydep out of we kept it old-fashioned on this one.

[mrSteve]

oh yea, bring it on! Mac is gonna be so happy to see you ladies back.

[sophisticated sissy]

Just remember- trashy, lewd, inappropriate, and slurged
does not = irresponsible.

I think if there's a topic Bream Bob would enjoy more than a discourse on cardboard refrigerator carton forts, this would definitely be IT. I know he's been missing the Z-Babes!

[Corona]

you gals are gonna make his day :)

How ya doin' Zydebabe?

[specialed]

Where are Zydephelia and those boots! Those boots made us all have trashy, lewd thoughts to the point of total slurgedom! Or was that the Hurricanes that did that?

[breambob]

OK. I feel nasty, filthy and dirty now. But there's nothing here to really get worked up about yet, and it's all my fault. I'm ashamed of myself and I need a good spanking. I mean what do I have to do? Say BOOBS? NIPS?
Am I gonna have to go to the "P" and "V" words?

Female nutria have eight teats. On their back.

[stlbarb]

I think someone was asking for more of this like in the old days--anybody game for that style of thread vs. the new stuff? I think we could coax Zydep out of we kept it old-fashioned on this one.

when i need trashy, lewd &/or inappropriate, i just head over to the pet de kat thread. ;-)

but i guess most of those posts are from me. hmmmm.

[saturn]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-1/86486/Oscargrouch.jpghttp://www.parkwayreststop.com/archives/Oscar%20grouch.jpg

[sophisticated sissy]

ooooh! Spank me, Amadeus!:D

[Corona]

OK. I feel nasty, filthy and dirty now. But there's nothing here to really get worked up about yet, and it's all my fault. I'm ashamed of myself and I need a good spanking. I mean what do I have to do? Say BOOBS? NIPS?
Am I gonna have to go to the "P" and "V" words?

Female nutria have eight teats. On their back.
I'm here, I'm here...(out of breath)

You've been a very bad boy Breambob...now what should we do about this? Mr. Slappy? Bare-hand? Spank-o-matic...is it ready yet????

Bend over mister.....

[Festngator]

TRASHY,LEWD, INAPPROPRIATE, SLURGED ---- and wearing diapers
Nasa sponsered--- how a'bout your Astronuats

[tybeedawg]

when i need trashy, lewd &/or inappropriate, i just head over to the pet de kat thread. ;-)

but i guess most of those posts are from me. hmmmm.

you rang? ;)

[ozzie]

you rang? ;)

Let me know when the slurged part kicks in!

[ozzie]

TRASHY,LEWD, INAPPROPRIATE, SLURGED ---- and wearing diapers
Nasa sponsered--- how a'bout your Astronuats

Hmmmnnnnnn.... diapers are not such a bad idea!

[Zydebabes]

ok--mulling here on what the "P" and "V" words mean....are we talking Pole and Virgin?

[FurryLilFellah]

Pole might be closer than you think.

[breambob]

ok--mulling here on what the "P" and "V" words mean....are we talking Pole and Virgin?

Pudenda and Vas deferens, of course.

I'm gonna get some good spankings this year, I think.


Oh, and

b00bs

[NYMAMA]

I don't know you BB but somthing tells me you would like that spankin

[Jada]

I don't know you BB but somthing tells me you would like that spankin

You sure you don't know him? ;)

[MzJoey]

Pole might be closer than you think.

Ah...there he is... the naked nutria!!! (and i dunno what the avatar picture is of for nymama!!)

[Jada]

Ah...there he is... the naked nutria!!! (and i dunno what the avatar picture is of for nymama!!)

I was just looking at that too and couldn't figure it out. Then I realized it's mouse or something drinking a beer. LOL

[MzJoey]

...i was very wrong!!! D"O"H

[breambob]

I don't know you BB but somthing tells me you would like that spankin

Oh, yes indeed !

Here's a little of another thread zbooty started:


zydebooty
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ok--so who is in charge of making sure the new improved Spankomatic is ready by 4/21 and what's up with new technology for ciroc slush, etc?
2005-03-17 13:33
badnano
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bumping for no depression
booty - nano world enterprise is hard at work on both technologies. our secret development lab (located somewhere around shreveport) is now fully operational and is dedicated to the mission of creating the ultimate fest discipline experience whilst celebrants sampled the coldest ciroc possible. we have our top development talent on the project - right mac?

2005-03-19 23:38
breambob
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Yes, nano, I suppose...
The NANO SPANK-O-MATIC project moves forward, but will not be available this fiscal year.
But here's the state of development so far. First a review of the objectives:
A small, lightweight autonomous spanking device, with precision remote control and exchangeable end-of-spank utilities. Optionally controlled by a simple Internet to USB computer interface.

The EOS utilties:

Here's a nice design...

http://www.robotics.utexas.edu/rrg/learn_more/high_ed/grasp/designs/omni.html

Here's the indusdrial model, built for speed and strength:

http://wwwrobot.gmc.ulaval.ca/images/galerie_11.jpg

http://wwwrobot.gmc.ulaval.ca/images/Grasps.gif
I like image #4 a lot...

These are not specifically designed for spanking, but are easiy modified for our purposes.

As for the nano gyroscopes that will generate the gravity to hold the device in place and the inertial velocity to propel the EOS utilities:

http://oxide.eng.uci.edu/Personnel/Cenkwebpage/research/gyroproject.htm

All we need to do here is reverse tthe centrifugal forces to our advantage. My physicist advisors tell me that we can't perform the real life tests in Louisiana (because of the soft clay soils). We'll need to do these only on top of deep basaltic bedrock in Nevada.

The real problem is the nano power source. Red Kryptonite is quite rare and expensive, these days, and the are unexpcted consequences in using RK as a power supply, despite it's nano-advantages:

http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/K/Kr/Kryptonite.htm
http://www.lethargiclad.com/gorilla/sb142.html

Anyway, working at flank speed, Danm The Torpedoes !

And, it looks like this year we'll have to do the spanking the old fashioned way, by hand, glorious hand.

2005-03-20 00:34
zydebooty
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you are so sweet Nano--we love you. BB--ummmm what FY is the JF on? I presume it begins 4/21?
2005-03-20 01:45
zydeyophilia
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Danm, this my thread! If ya wanna eat more, get a nice tween-meal smackie. Brings pink to all cheeks, pleasantly condenses stomach contents, purging gaseous afflatus. Studies demonstrate lively neuronal activity, pupil dilation, temporary hedo-paralysis, tickle-related pelvic girdle convulsivity, and, what's more, rapid personal-pole vacillation. And you know what that means!
2005-03-20 19:44
breambob
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Danm, 'philia, I always knew I liked it (and deserved it), I've never know why until now. Your eloquence and poetry are breathtaking.
In reference to "afflatus", I've learned that if you "break wind" you'll just get a harder spanking...

2005-03-20 21:08
zydeyophilia
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Danm, I've never know why till now, either.

I see you're in Shreveport. Could you possibly TransShreveport yourself to Denver, with or without afflatus, on April first? I need a escort for a event. It's a meeting of veterinary cosmetic surgeons, and I'm giving a short talk on whisker tucks. I promise I won't break your wind.

XX,ZP
2005-03-20 21:43
breambob
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KNOW WHAY?
Well, I've heard about the zydethang in Denver, sounds like a giant nutria trap to me, I'm staying away from that one.
The zbabes need to get together on the ciroc problem anyway, and get something resolved before JF.

And 'booty, we're rolling in late 4/21, if we do anything we'll be at RnB, might be there in time for Rosie (I hope).

2005-03-20 22:23

[sophisticated sissy]

Danm, you can learn more stuff on this forumn!

I guess Zydefilly ain't never coming back, though.
But my curiosity about that whisker tuck procedure sure has been aroused.

[FurryLilFellah]

Bustier Bump for the Bustier Queen.

[breambob]

Bustier Bump for the Bustier Queen.

Yes, well we know you'd rather be in a Zydebabe bustier than that nasty, wet hole you dug into the levee tonight. But I hear the sex is good and often for you. So, here's to a rodent rumpus for you tonight :)

[dumbtourist]

Yes, well we know you'd rather be in a Zydebabe bustier than that nasty, wet hole you dug into the levee tonight. But I hear the sex is good and often for you. So, here's to a rodent rumpus for you tonight :)
Wow, who'd a thunk a post like this in this thread.....

[ozzie]

Hey... TRASHY,LEWD, INAPPROPRIATE, SLURGED THREAD. We can smoke here, right?

[stlbarb]

Hey... TRASHY,LEWD, INAPPROPRIATE, SLURGED THREAD. We can smoke here, right?

yes, but you have to be naked when you post here. which may violate office dress code, except on West Coast.

[mightyradgumbo]

yes, but you have to be naked when you post here. which may violate office dress code, except on West Coast.

Oh I am at the office right now...not on the west coast...so i guess I...should put my pants back on?

[stlbarb]

Oh I am at the office right now...not on the west coast...so i guess I...should put my pants back on?

is it time for your annual review?

[Priestboy]

Danm, you can learn more stuff on this forumn!

I guess Zydefilly ain't never coming back, though.
But my curiosity about that whisker tuck procedure sure has been aroused.

hey sissy...some more "edumakashun" 4 U: www.nutria.com (I 'specially like www.nutria.com/site14.php (nutria recipes)....boy, howdy, that's good eatin' (make sure ya shave the fur first..."can someone get me a toothpick?!").:D

[sophisticated sissy]

Mmm-hmmm....good eatin'! Almost as good as those "Billiards" that Jed & Granny used to talk about in their fancy- eatin' room in their Beverly Hillls mansion! They have really hard eggs, as I recall. ;) Do nutria lay eggs, too?

[Priestboy]

Mmm-hmmm....good eatin'! Almost as good as those "Billiards" that Jed & Granny used to talk about in their fancy- eatin' room in their Beverly Hillls mansion! They have really hard eggs, as I recall. ;) Do nutria lay eggs, too?


not from what i've read on them...they seem to have litters, like most other mammals and like-wise critters!

[breambob]

A mid-summer's bump on a lazy evening.

[sophisticated sissy]

Mmm-hmmm....good eatin'! Almost as good as those "Billiards" that Jed & Granny used to talk about in their fancy- eatin' room in their Beverly Hillls mansion! They have really hard eggs, as I recall. ;) Do nutria lay eggs, too?


F*ck...did I really type that?;) :D
I am s-o-o-o-o-o- embarassed!:o

[rosetree]

How did I miss this thread?????:eek:

[dumbtourist]

How did I miss this thread?????:eek:

I'm with you, Jim....how'd I'm miss this???? :eek:

[breambob]

Luv you to. Never could get my head around shaved nutria though. The metrosexuals were strange enough...
And where is cinti?



jojo
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location: cinti
I love bitching about Beatle Bob @ the Rock 'n Bowl. I love the aluminum-foil beanies. I love the big-ass horses. I love the drive-thru Nutrias (shaved). I love Boudreaux' Butt Paste. I love refried black helicopter burritos on a streetcar named desire. I love running across someone's tarp/blanket @ the Fairgounds while sprinting for a position in the Blue Room line. I love my WWOZ Brass Pass. But, most of all, I love all y'all!

[Amyloves...]

And what ever happened to jojo??

[breambob]

And what ever happened to jojo??

She goes by sophisticated sissy now. Another one of her multiple disordered personalities...

[sophisticated sissy]

"Cinti" is an abbreviation for Cincinnati, which is in the state of Ohio (admitted to the Union in 1803) , and is sited on the Ohio River at the confluence of the Licking River, right across from Covington, Kentucky. Formerly nicknamed "Porkopolis", Cincinnati was once home to Sid Nathan's King Records, and is now worldwide corporate headquarters for Procter & Gamble.

I often designate "Cinti" as my hometown location as it is the nearest large city close to where I live, since no one has ever heard of the place where my mail is sent. The only thing my "town" is famous for is the "Mohrfield Holstein Cow." :)

Cincinnati is also where I fly from when I travel. The airport code is CVG, which is an abbreviation for Covington, but the Cincinnati airport is actually located in Hebron, Kentucky. The FAA can do this because their Cincinnati aviation map encompasses Kentucky and a portion of Tennessee.










Luv you to. Never could get my head around shaved nutria though. The metrosexuals were strange enough...
And where is cinti?



jojo
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I love bitching about Beatle Bob @ the Rock 'n Bowl. I love the aluminum-foil beanies. I love the big-ass horses. I love the drive-thru Nutrias (shaved). I love Boudreaux' Butt Paste. I love refried black helicopter burritos on a streetcar named desire. I love running across someone's tarp/blanket @ the Fairgounds while sprinting for a position in the Blue Room line. I love my WWOZ Brass Pass. But, most of all, I love all y'all!

[ohio]

hey you must live near me...:eek:

[breambob]

Pleasant Plain and Goshen. Hmmm. Must be something in the water...

[sophisticated sissy]

YYR! Pleasant Plain...where the wind doesn't blow; it sucks! :D

Also, nicknamed "Plum Sock"... Settled 180 years ago. It is listed on the original survey as "The Big Swamp." The guy who came out here to stake his claim and look the place over noted that "by noon, the horses were wet to their bellies."


Ohio lives about 4 1/2 miles down the road from me. He lives on the road that has my nearest traffic signal. Hang a Louie.:) Goshen is on the O'Bannon Creek.

[ohio]

We have two gas station/quickee marts and a grocery. Livin' the big life!

[sophisticated sissy]

Don't forget about the nail salon & the public library!

[breambob]

So which is the best water? O'Bannon Creek or Licking River? I'd like to come up and do a taste test of my own sometime :)

As for the Bengals game last night, they sounded like they did well enough. I'm glad the Saints won't play against them again this season...
And BTW, the local sportscaster refered to Cinci as "The Queen City", whuts that about? Nevermind, I Wikied it. Queen of the West, I guess hoping there was something more lurid behind that.

Here 180 years ago Capt. H.M. Shreve was just about to finish demolishing the largest logjam in the world. On the Red River, 200 miles of backed up logs that had built up over thousands of years. It was one of Americas original natural wonders. But Shreve got it done, with a bazillion tons of black powder.
So goes the wilderness.

[sophisticated sissy]

Well, breambob, as we all well know, branch water always tastes better with a little something added to it! Maybe you'll come up for the next Tall Stacks or a Bengals game. Ohio, do we still have those Ben-Gals? They sure are cute. Well, you come up anytime!

Ohio, remember Bob Shreve? I wonder if he was from Shreveport?

He was kinda like our equivalent of Morgus up here, except he wasn't scary. He just showed scary movies until 7 AM Sunday morning. His sponsor was a local brewery and he'd get totally plowed by the time the show was over. He once performed a wedding ceremony for two rubber chickens on the show. One them, Chickie, was a regular on the show.

[ohio]

So which is the best water? O'Bannon Creek or Licking River? I'd like to come up and do a taste test of my own sometime :)

As for the Bengals game last night, they sounded like they did well enough. I'm glad the Saints won't play against them again this season...
And BTW, the local sportscaster refered to Cinci as "The Queen City", whuts that about? Nevermind, I Wikied it. Queen of the West, I guess hoping there was something more lurid behind that.

Here 180 years ago Capt. H.M. Shreve was just about to finish demolishing the largest logjam in the world. On the Red River, 200 miles of backed up logs that had built up over thousands of years. It was one of Americas original natural wonders. But Shreve got it done, with a bazillion tons of black powder.
So goes the wilderness.
Speaking of bazillion, O'Bannon Creek runs through my backyard and there are a bazillion craws in it. Haven't eaten any, but they make great smallmouth and catfish bait!

[ohio]

Well, breambob, as we all well know, branch water always tastes better with a little something added to it! Maybe you'll come up for the next Tall Stacks or a Bengals game. Ohio, do we still have those Ben-Gals? They sure are cute. Well, you come up anytime!

Ohio, remember Bob Shreve? I wonder if he was from Shreveport?

He was kinda like our equivalent of Morgus up here, except he wasn't scary. He just showed scary movies until 7 AM Sunday morning. His sponsor was a local brewery and he'd get totally plowed by the time the show was over. He once performed a wedding ceremony for two rubber chickens on the show. One them, Chickie, was a regular on the show.
Yep, we have Ben-Gals and they are cute! I do remember Shreve; he was what we always watched during sleepovers and such as kids. I think I tripped the first time watching the Shrevil! But don't forget the Cool Ghoul who played scary movies on Saturday night.

[breambob]

Captain Shreve spent time in Ohio. He led a very interesting life. Established this city then bugged out for St. Louis. Good move.

We had Captain Talltower. Silver suit, trim, muscular and a daring moustache. Pretty good 1960s Bug Eyed Monster movies and such.
He went on to become Charles B. Pierce, the producer of major documentaries such as "The Legend of Boggy Creek" and "The Town that Dreaded Sundown".
We got Morgus later. He was even mo betta...

[ciscokid]

Yep, we have Ben-Gals and they are cute! I do remember Shreve; he was what we always watched during sleepovers and such as kids. I think I tripped the first time watching the Shrevil! But don't forget the Cool Ghoul who played scary movies on Saturday night.

cool ghoul? zachary??

[ohio]

cool ghoul? zachary??
http://www.larrysmithpuppets.com/ghoulpainting.jpg http://www.larrysmithpuppets.com/cgrecordfront.jpg

[ciscokid]

http://www.larrysmithpuppets.com/ghoulpainting.jpg http://www.larrysmithpuppets.com/cgrecordfront.jpg

different guy thx

http://www.zacherley.com/

[breambob]

Well I'm glad we're getting back on topic. Definately trashy and lewd. TY ohio and cisco.

Here's my favorite from the Monster Chiller Horror Theater, Count Floyd:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/Countfloyd1.PNG

Spooky.... But I never could understand, if he was a vampire, why did he howl like a werewolf?

[Staxsun]

Sorry, kids. The coolest ghoul of all was here in Memphis. He was Sivad your Monster of Ceremonies. I wish I could post a picture of him, but he was GREAT! Scary and full of corny jokes.

[breambob]

My godz, Stax. He was creepy:

http://www.mlcsmith.com/people/sivad/art/sivad_obit_pic.jpg

http://www.mlcsmith.com/people/sivad/index.html

[saturn]

Don't forget Detroit's and New Orleans' own --

MORGUS

http://www.morgus.com/images/jpegs/mrgscard.jpg

[rosetree]

I'll definately go with a "cute" ghoul (with pumpkins no less!!!)
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/elvira.jpg
....and breambob, I'll say it for ya ...."b00bs"!!!;) :D

[breambob]

Here's a pic of Elvira with Vincent Price and a younger ohio:

http://www.elvira.com/career/cgfx/3ghouls.gif

And with more pumpkins:

http://www.elvira.com/career/cgfx/khj81.gif

She's got it all, trashy, lewd and b00bs. No spanking, I want her to bite me. TY Mr. Rosetree.

[Staxsun]

My godz, Stax. He was creepy:

http://www.mlcsmith.com/people/sivad/art/sivad_obit_pic.jpg

http://www.mlcsmith.com/people/sivad/index.html

Thanks for the assist! He made his entrance on a horse-drawn undertaker's carriage with coffin in a dark, foggy, wooded nightscene. He would say things like, "Baby, I dig you" with a shovel over his shoulder and laugh. The picture doesn't even do him justice. He was to local popular culture everything Morgus was and more.

[ohio]

Here's a pic of Elvira with Vincent Price and a younger ohio:

http://www.elvira.com/career/cgfx/3ghouls.gif


Rather dashing, don't you think?
Here is a close up photo from the same era:
http://a755.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00856/45/76/856796754_m.gif

[Belle]

Rather dashing, don't you think?
Here is a close up photo from the same era:
http://a755.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00856/45/76/856796754_m.gif

Bryan your photo always make me smile. Hugs to you! Dashing for sure;)

[ohio]

Don't forget Detroit's and New Orleans' own --

MORGUS

http://www.morgus.com/images/jpegs/mrgscard.jpg
I lived in Cleveland on and off as a kid- there we had Ghoulardi
who hosted Shock Theater in the early 60's, a beatnick kinda ghoul:
http://www.alliedrepair.com/images/ghoul2.jpg
http://www.psychotronicvideo.com/wow/ghoulardi/images/sick.jpg
He was incredibly popular, and they had him do an afternoon cartoon show on weekdays as well. The music on his show consisted of " cool instrumentals like Duane Eddie's "Desert Rat," "Green Onions" by Booker T. and the MGs, "Eddie's Blues" by Eddie Cochran, "The Bat" from the Ventures in Space album (a must for any Fangorian's record collection), and local Cleveland oddities like "Stronger Than Dirt" by Tom King and the Starfires (later The Outsiders of "Time Won't Let Me" fame) and "Pygmy" by Baby Styx and the Kingtones. Jimmy McGriff's instrumental version of the Ray Charies standard "I've Got a Woman" sold so well after it was heard on Ghoulardi that McGriff recorded an even better new single in the host's honor-"Turn Blue." Both are on McGriff's greatest hits album." He constantly battled the station manager over content, eventually giving up and moving to Hollywood, where: "He became a character actor on Tim Conway's short-lived comedy cowboy series Rango. Then Carol Burnett lent a hand, by introducing Anderson every week, Ed Sullivan-style, in the audience of her popular variety series. "Who is Ernie Anderson?" bumper stickers started cropping up in L.A., and the running gag/publicity gimmick led to freelance announcing jobs. Now, 15 years later, Anderson is the voice of prime-time ABC, a network announcer and one of the most successful in the business. Every time you hear a voice-over promoting The Love Boat, The Fall Guy, Three's Company or That's Incredible—that's Ernie Anderson. He played an announcer in John Badham's Emmy winning TV movie The Law, and has the main on-screen announcing role in the midnight movie hit Tunnelvision. He even did some voices for Close Encounters of the Third Kind. "I've seen it, but I've no idea where my voice was used," he says. "But I just got another thousand dollar check in the mail for my work." He still has tapes of some of his bits from the Ghoulardi show; of these, he says, "I just like to show them to my kids so they can say, 'Look what my old man did-what an asshole!"'


He was eventually copied by The Ghoul, who was simply a freak. Between segments he would do things like blow up plastic model cars with firecrackers:
http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/5035/ghoul.gif

[breambob]

LMAO. Ghoulardi is wearing a "Nixon - Lodge" button. Now that's CREEPY !!!

As for Morgus, he used to drool, for real. He claimed it was because it was because of his fake teeth, but I think he was a major perv and drank his own "Kool-Aid."

[Belle]

LMAO. Ghoulardi is wearing a "Nixon - Lodge" button. Now that's CREEPY !!!

As for Morgus, he used to drool, for real. He claimed it was because it was because of his fake teeth, but I think he was a major perv and drank his own "Kool-Aid."


Creepy for sure drinking is own what? You speaking of LSD?

[ohio]

Bryan your photo always make me smile. Hugs to you! Dashing for sure;)MUAH!

wish I still had that dark hair....

[Belle]

MUAH!

wish I still had that dark hair....


Who cares about hair, those eyes OOOWee Baby

[ohio]

:eek:

[Zydekitten]

"Cinti" is an abbreviation for Cincinnati, which is in the state of Ohio (admitted to the Union in 1803) , and is sited on the Ohio River at the confluence of the Licking River, right across from Covington, Kentucky. Formerly nicknamed "Porkopolis", Cincinnati was once home to Sid Nathan's King Records, and is now worldwide corporate headquarters for Procter & Gamble.

I often designate "Cinti" as my hometown location as it is the nearest large city close to where I live, since no one has ever heard of the place where my mail is sent. The only thing my "town" is famous for is the "Mohrfield Holstein Cow." :)

Cincinnati is also where I fly from when I travel. The airport code is CVG, which is an abbreviation for Covington, but the Cincinnati airport is actually located in Hebron, Kentucky. The FAA can do this because their Cincinnati aviation map encompasses Kentucky and a portion of Tennessee.
Heh, heh, heh . . . she said "Licking!" :D

[sophisticated sissy]

I was waiting for that one! :D

[ohio]

hehe!

[sophisticated sissy]

Well, how do you think Cincinnati earned the nickname Porkopolis in the first place?

Don't sound like they built this city on rock and roll.:)

[breambob]

Well, how do you think Cincinnati earned the nickname Porkopolis in the first place?

Don't sound like they built this city on rock and roll.:)

Umm, was it because it was originally populated by misogynist oinkers like me?

[sophisticated sissy]

Did You know that "Elvira" is actually a natural redhead?

[Zydekitten]

Growing up in Northern California, our local late-night horror movie host par excellence was Bob Wilkins with his show Creature Features:
http://www.subcin.com/creaturebob2.jpg
From a website about Creature Features:


"TV Horror Movie Host, Bob Wilkins never wore a costume, make-up or fangs...viewers got just plain ol’ Bob -- and that was his great appeal -- he was real, and he identified with the TV audience, greeting viewers with comments like 'Go to bed, this movie is not worth staying up late for!' or 'This film is so bad, they delivered it to Ch.2 in a plain brown wrapper!' – one thing that that many viewers remember vividly was Bob flipping through the TV Guide, and telling viewers what else was on... Bob Wilkins was brilliant at what he did -- with a wry sense of humor and a tongue firmly planted in cheek. During his tenure of hosting these shows, he displayed a great sense of timing and comedy -- the crew was always in stitches. Bob was sort of a 'Johnny Carson of Horror,' and loved it.


Bob Wilkins started in the early '60s in Stockton, Ca -- at KRCA Ch.3. One day, he found himself replacing a sick tv host -- live and on the air! His dry humor and hubris soon saw him becoming a semi-regular host for daytime movies, and the programmers always stuck him with crummy Grade-Z horror films. This soon led to him hosting a regular weekly horror show, 7-Arts Theater, and when he moved to KTXL-TV CH. 40 (Sacramento) it became The Bob Wilkins Horror Show (and later, The Bob Wilkins Double Horror).

After great success on that channel, he was courted into doing the same for the huge San Francisco television market by KTVU CH. 2 (Oakland/San Francisco). The show was called Creature Features, and debuted in 1971 -- instantly, a whole generation of kids became Bob Wilkins fans. During the high point of its popularity in the San Francisco market (one of the top television markets in America), the show would often beat NBC's Saturday Night Live in the ratings (not bad for a modest local show)."

“Wilkins had a droll sense of humor that wafted through the smoke of his ever-present cigar. He claimed his films were purchased at garage sales. His introductions were usually the highlight of the entire show: ’Weird Women. This is a story about witchcraft, the occult, mysticism, price-fixing, tire rotation... I think you'll like it.’ ‘Target Earth. It's the story of robots from Venus. Of course, Switzerland is known for watches, Venus has always been known for their robots.’ ‘Remember a couple of years ago they were saying nice soft music makes your houseplants grow? All of mine died within 30 minutes of the start of this movie.’ After a commercial break: ‘Okay, let's get back to the movie. It does not get any better." At the end of a movie: "Well that's it. I told you it was bad.’

Wilkins occasionally invited science fiction cult figures to the Creature Features set for low-key interviews. A favorite was Star Trek's George Takai. Master monster maker Ray Harryhausen also appeared, as well as Star Wars producer Gary Kurtz. In 1972, Wilkins took on the added duty of weather forecasting on The Ten O'clock News five days a week. His stint ended after two years, when he decided it was too tough to be creative five days a week in addition to hosting Creature Features.”

http://www.subcin.com/cosmic01.jpg

“Meanwhile, in 1977, Wilkins anonymously began hosting a weekday afternoon childrens show as the mysterious Captain Cosmic and his wonder robot 2-T-2. Wearing a space helmet that covered his face, Wilkins introduced episodes of Ultraman, Flash Gordon, and other science fiction adventures. He never actually exposed his true identify, nor mentioned his Creature Features role. And unlike other kid show hosts, he never made public appearances. He recalls, ‘I never wore the Captain Cosmic outfit outside the studio. It was a little embarrassing wearing it inside the studio, but every payday I got over that’”

[sophisticated sissy]

:) In the first pic, he looks like Austin Power in a Captain Kangaroo suit!

[Zydekitten]

:) In the first pic, he looks like Austin Power in a Captain Kangaroo suit!
He was a funny, interesting dude - it made the bad horror movies much more ironic, as he was so dry.

[breambob]

I know all you nostalgia buffs have James Lileks' website bookmarked:

http://www.lileks.com/index.html

Must go to the Institute Of Official Cheer, My favorite is the fredrick's of Hollywood pages, of course...

"a series of arrows that point in the direction of detumescence, and a woman who looks like her head’s covered by a cross-dressing squid."


http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcusella/index.html

[rosetree]

Did You know that "Elvira" is actually a natural redhead?

Yes I did...Cassandra Peterson...and she was in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" ...she was a member of the Groundlings....
http://www.elvira.com/photos/CP_2005.jpg

[Zydekitten]

Did You know that "Elvira" is actually a natural redhead?I did!!! ;)

She was also a showgirl in Vegas back in the day and can twirl one pasty, then the other and then both at once . . .

America - you DO have talent!

[sophisticated sissy]

Q: What do Queen Victoria, Jerry Lee Lewis and Rudy Giuliani all have in common?


A: They all married their cousins.


:)

[breambob]

To eat my beans and suck the head. What's the big deal?


IOWA CITY, Iowa — An Iowa family filed a lawsuit seeking damages over a snake head they claim to have found in a can of green beans.


Amy and Michael Schneider and their four children are suing Lakeside Foods of Manitowoc, Wis., and Supervalue Inc. of Eden Prairie, Minn.

Supervalue is the parent company of the Cub Foods store where the can of green beans was bought in Iowa City.


Amy Schneider said she found the head when she opened the can of green beans on March 24, 2006. It was about the size of a golf ball, she said.


"It was ... yuck, it was really yuck," she said. "It was gross."


She said Lakeside Foods offered her some coupons when she complained.


"And of course it was for their brand, and I thought, `I'm never going to buy that product again,"' she said. "I won't ever eat a green bean again, probably."


The entire family experienced mental anguish, according to the lawsuit, filed Tuesday in Johnson County District Court.


Telephone messages left Friday for officials from both companies were not immediately returned

[stlbarb]

maybe they were vegetarians?

[sophisticated sissy]

I picked some green beans for lunch today. No snake, though. I made a salad nicoise.

[breambob]

I picked some green beans for lunch today. No snake, though. I made a salad nicoise.

Mmmmm. Ensalada Nicoise. Did I ever tell how much I love the beans? And a fresh salad that includes tuna... Yummy.

Speaking of, I got some Camellia Petite Reds today, RB&R coming up soon. But not until the temp drops below 50 here. It's a rule. Maybe this weekend, I hope. Got that, the rice, smoked tasso and sausages. And cornbread. I'm ready. Gimmie some cool whether, please.

Oh, and, b00bs. Let's keep this on topic.

[sophisticated sissy]

Mmmmm. Ensalada Nicoise. Did I ever tell how much I love the beans? And a fresh salad that includes tuna... Yummy.

Speaking of, I got some Camellia Petite Reds today, RB&R coming up soon. But not until the temp drops below 50 here. It's a rule. Maybe this weekend, I hope. Got that, the rice, smoked tasso and sausages. And cornbread. I'm ready. Gimmie some cool whether, please.

Oh, and, b00bs. Let's keep this on topic.


Camellia Petite Reds? Sounds like a pretty bean. Maybe I'll grow some next year.
I'm facing a dilemma...My bean bushes are still blooming and bearing beans. I wanted to move the purple irises to the bean patch. But I can't bear the thought of tearing out the bean bushes right now. The beans...they are so tender, sweet and juicy! Mmmmm, mmm, mmm...

I can't figger out how to keep this on topic , bream. But I will say that one time one of my uncles grew a strange looking potato that he named Dolly Parton. I saw it with my own eyes. I have to say it was an appropriate appellation. Hope this helps! :p

[breambob]

Sorry for the misinformation. Camellia does not package the petites, much of these little gems are sold to Bayou Magic. This is a shameless advertisement for friends of mine that are beginning to get their business back up and running post-K:

http://www.bayoulandexpress.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=14

These baby beans are much like black beans, only red. I love them. I only use about 2/3rds of the spice mix though. Gotta have that bean taste survive. Mmmmm.

So now I must sing the bean song:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit !
The more you eat, the more you toot !
The more you toot, the better you feel !
So let's eat beans at every meal !

I know I feel better now. And the temp did go down to 59 last night, even though the high was 91 today, I will make a pot tomorrow.

As for trashy and lewd, I give you:

http://users.skynet.be/pdauwe/ursula_martinez.wmv

Warning: nudity and, well, sorta gross. And the web site is hosted in "Belgium".

How do they do that???

[Festngator]

Very funny video and song that does not contain nudity but still fits this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3lw-eNrFk

[breambob]

Very funny video and song that does not contain nudity but still fits this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ3lw-eNrFk

That was quite disturbing, but touching and personal. Thanks, Mr Festngator.

Here's one that a little off topic, but strange:
http://www.archaeology.org/online/features/hierakonpolis/zombies.html

And for followup and holiday gift giving:
http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

Here's another strange, but familiar tale:
http://www.kmbc.com/news/14587550/detail.html
You lick, I lick, it's what we lick that makes us a diverse society.

But this is important:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nDCvwD2jL._SS500_.jpg

Buy now and save $$$. And I guess the microwave treatment works OK, but this is kinda a weird position I find myself in...

[bluedog]

I picked some green beans for lunch today. No snake, though. I made a salad nicoise.

did someone mention "snake"? /shudders/ today we had one of these in our back yardhttp://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s19/alabamakings/rkcotton1h.jpg

he/she was next to the pool heater ... it's a dead snake now. f**ker was FAT & about 2.5ft long ... I'm scared to sleep tonite.

Bream I'm gonna try those petite reds! thanx for the link! I love black beans so I have a feelin' I'm gonna really like those babies!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e326/leofw/Stewiewaccawacca.gif

[sophisticated sissy]

Man, that thing's fatter than a tire on a beach cruiser bike!

Snakes, they just creep me out.

[Montana]

I feel SO NAUGHTY tongithe.t
owoowowhhhhooooo.
!!!!!!!!!!!!
wone= wek form 2 night i will be landing msy.
someone teel me wot show to go 2.
i wannan meet dsf zyhdktty there....

[breambob]

http://www.bullsballs.com/dodge/truck/bbchblue2.jpg

http://www.bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/balls.html


"SIZE Does Matter ! We have the right sizes for your installations !"

"The Chrome and Brass Balls are made of the same materials, which are then vacuum metalized with the chrome or brass color added to a heavy, clear epoxy urethane. The shiny balls are then air dried & sprayed again, then baked once more for the durable finish required."

"Truck Balls still swing when pulling trailer."

http://www.bullsballs.com/chrome/truck/bbchromechba.jpg

Will chrome look good on my Bronco? Or should I try and match the body color? I don't know but some gurls around here may see these as a target. Forget about it until I get a Ferrari.

[VWGal]

I cannot believe I have yet to see a pair of these swinging from the back of every redneck pickup truck here in Canada's Cowtown! Good one Bream!

[BigDag]

I've seen them around here. Don't know why you want 'em on the back of your truck.

Wonder how many kids ask mommy or daddy what that thing is?

[sophisticated sissy]

That's a food group in Oklahoma.
On restaurant menus, they're called "fries."

[mamaroux]

when i need trashy, lewd &/or inappropriate, i just head over to the pet de kat thread. ;-)

but i guess most of those posts are from me. hmmmm.

...or Bonnie. Oh wait, maybe she just corrects the spelling and encourages them.

[mamaroux]

you rang? ;)

figures you'd show up now!

[mamaroux]

Oh I am at the office right now...not on the west coast...so i guess I...should put my pants back on?

no it's your birthday, you belong in your birthday suit

[mamaroux]

different guy thx

http://www.zacherley.com/

reminds me of Roland from when I was a wee little gal in Philadelphia.

[mamaroux]

I've seen them around here. Don't know why you want 'em on the back of your truck.

Wonder how many kids ask mommy or daddy what that thing is?

Yeah, I think I liked Jenn's little outboard motor better :)

[ozzie]

Thought I'd better take this pic of a Stilt Palm downstairs from my office before its, um, appendage fell off...

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q273/oldozzie/DSC00850.jpg

[Michelino]

Thought I'd better take this pic of a Stilt Palm downstairs from my office before it's, um, appendage fell off...

Looks like New Porn Star: Biggus Branchus.

[jhjpotter]

Sex Well!!!

[glinda]

Sex Well!!!
Maybe if I had a stilt palm here.

[mamaroux]

i just choked on my water!!!! Must NOT READ and drink at same time... no... bad!

[linza22]

i just choked on my water!!!! Must NOT READ and drink at same time... no... bad!

hahaha!

[Zydebooty]

How Ya'll Doin.....will be at fest all days. Always needin zydeco partners at fais dodo!

[Corona]

well look what the cat dragged in :) How ya doin booty? :)

[freebo]

Problem with dat stilt palm?

It's pointing the wrong way!

:p

[Zydebooty]

Hi Corona and everybody! Anybody else going to the gala tonight? I'm buying a house in the marigny this week and am very excited! Zydebooty is moving back to where she belongs! Dance partners, please meet me at fais dodo.

[Frosty]

Warning: This thread causes earthquakes.