Weirdos, where Yat?

[specialed]

As a 58 word per hour typist, I am not one to post much. In years past, it seemed there were some really strange and entertaining weirdos here-nutria anatomy, shoe stylings, Italian(or was it French?) cave dwellers, occasional limericks, boot camp shenanigans, etc, all quite eclectic. Not to demean any posters, but where the heck are all the weirdos? Come out whereever you are!

[saturn]

Furry Little Fella, aka Nutria, comes around every once in a while.

[pokerchick66]

Am I the only one who wants to stand up and raise their hand?

[rosetree]

PC ....is a goofball the same as a weirdo???;) :p

[pokerchick66]

PC ....is a goofball the same as a weirdo???;) :p

Ok, guess I'll sit back down then. ;)

[ac_deadhead]

hey,

this is a serious music message board for the discussion of the new orleans jazz & heritage fetival... shennanigan's will not be tolerated!!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/ac_deadhead/penguin.gif

[breambob]

hey,

this is a serious music message board for the discussion of the new orleans jazz & heritage fetival... shennanigan's will not be tolerated!!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/ac_deadhead/penguin.gif


Well, I'm not a "Weirdo", but, ac, that little vid did get me a little wood. Kinda like a spanking. I'm gonna watch that over and over for a while :)

[Michelino]

Hey...I'm one missing chicken's head shorta of being an uber geek. If that ain't weird...then why are my best friends crustaceans?

[MzJoey]

....how could u turn that into something "weird"???

[stlbarb]

the doctor said that as long as i stayed on my meds, the weirdo would quit talking inside my head.

[ac_deadhead]

oh.... well,

if it is a spanking that you seek... bourbon street is the place for you!

(or maybe collette's)

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/ac_deadhead/domina002.gif

see, that's new orleans... something for everyone! ;)

[MzJoey]

We won't even look at you if that makes you nervous! StlBarb....don't worry Honey, as long as they are your weirdo's in your head ya hear...i hate it when i hear other peoples' weirdo's...???

[stlbarb]

have you tried the aluminum foil hat? it works. and you can decorate it to match your outfit - just don't use anything metallic.

[breambob]

oh.... well,

if it is a spanking that you seek... bourbon street is the place for you!

(or maybe collette's)

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/ac_deadhead/domina002.gif

see, that's new orleans... something for everyone! ;)

TY, ac. Going to bed now with some really sweet dreams ahead :)

[the Other One STL]

hey,

this is a serious music message board for the discussion of the new orleans jazz & heritage fetival... shennanigan's will not be tolerated!!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/ac_deadhead/penguin.gif


I can't quit watching the penguins.... help!!!!!!!!!1

[MzJoey]

it could happen!!
Yeah Barb, that foil hat is so alluring....instead of just one point, i made mine into horns!!

[MzJoey]

I can't quit watching the penguins.... help!!!!!!!!!1

what?? it helps Mac!!

[stlbarb]

i think you need to indulge in this movie
http://www.farceofthepenguins.com/

[ozzie]

Here's a weirdo for ya...

http://www.youtube.com/v/pa_7P5AbUww

[Corona]

hey,

this is a serious music message board for the discussion of the new orleans jazz & heritage fetival... shennanigan's will not be tolerated!!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r70/ac_deadhead/penguin.gif

Bwahahaha, it's 6 am and I'm seriously laughing outloud about that pic. Too friggin funny :)

[ohio]

Here's a weirdo for ya...

http://www.youtube.com/v/pa_7P5AbUww
oh my! he's quite large for such a little girl :confused:

[luvdancin]

the doctor said that as long as i stayed on my meds, the weirdo would quit talking inside my head.


It didn't work!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohio]

Hey...I'm one missing chicken's head shorta of being an uber geek. If that ain't weird...then why are my best friends crustaceans?
http://www.altrusa.org/Pictures-web-2003/Coastal%20Crustaceans.jpg

Typical party at Mich's....

[NeenAtlanta]

i think you need to indulge in this movie
http://www.farceofthepenguins.com/

Man, it took me a few minutes to take in what each of those lil' guys were doing. Almost missed the short one in the front. Hilarious!

[where yat brah]

Huh, what?

[where yat brah]

I'm over here watching animals quench their thirst at an Africa watering hole.

http://live.wildlife.wavelit.net/451OK

[pokerchick66]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/l_17085689b8bdcf5d35fe8c3c7dfb2e62.jpg

[Amy Winette]

For the record, I am not a weirdo. Just a freak. But all the freaky people make the beauty in the world! :)

[Corona]

For the record, I am not a weirdo. Just a freak. But all the freaky people make the beauty in the world! :)
Moi aussi :)

[funkkjunkie]

Let yo freak flag fly

[Mardigrasbaby35]

the doctor said that as long as i stayed on my meds, the weirdo would quit talking inside my head.
the doctor lied, believe me, at least, that's what the voices inside my head keep telling me...

[pokerchick66]

Let yo freak flag fly

That's what I'm talking about.

[breambob]

So, 400 "Members" of a group of over 10000 astronamers just up and declare Pluto is no longer a planet. Outrageous !!! Pluto was a planet way before I was born, WTF !!!
They all stood up and raised their hands in affirmation. It was like a cult gathering. Pluto deniers with an evil agenda, they kept repeating something about "has not achieved a cleared orbit".
But it came to me if that was true then Neptune would not be a planet either. Unfortunately, this is their twisted agenda. And where will it end? No Jupiter? No Mars or Mercury? I think we all know what their ultimate agenda is. EARTH !!!
Foil hats on, folks...

[specialed]

Now, this is finally the kind of stuff I needed to see-analyzing the 'data' so far, there have been 32 posts after my initial offering. 2 came from "Junior Members", two from "Members" and the rest from "Senior Members"
The last time I wanted to be a senior was high school and that too was a damn mistake, so why are all you weirdos "Senior Members"? Are you about to graduate into another level? It is obvious seniority carries the banner of weirdness!
I want Junior Mints! I WANT ZYDEBABES! Bring on Benny Grunch and da Bunch!!

[stlbarb]

Now, this is finally the kind of stuff I needed to see-analyzing the 'data' so far, there have been 32 posts after my initial offering. 2 came from "Junior Members", two from "Members" and the rest from "Senior Members"
The last time I wanted to be a senior was high school and that too was a damn mistake, so why are all you weirdos "Senior Members"? Are you about to graduate into another level? It is obvious seniority carries the banner of weirdness!
I want Junior Mints! I WANT ZYDEBABES! Bring on Benny Grunch and da Bunch!!
it has to do with how old we are - like senior citizens.
or is it senoir and we're all from the other side of the giant baracade they're building on the texas border.
can't remember. don't want to forget.

[stlbarb]

you can be Senior Weirdo. we'll make a button.

[funkkjunkie]

If I could post a pic, I'd show proof that foil hats are alive and well.

[stlbarb]

If I could post a pic, I'd show proof that foil hats are alive and well.

you can post a link.

[rosetree]

Here ya go Funkk----
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/foilhat.jpg

[stlbarb]

Here ya go Funkk----
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/foilhat.jpg
is this a method to steal youthful brain cells?The first bored hosted by by this website came up on 2/20/02.
I can't remember who hosted the "Purple Board" before then? swag or ibjamn will know that.

[mrSteve]

the doctor said that as long as i stayed on my meds, the weirdo would quit talking inside my head.

it's no use, you stop one and the others just start up.

[saturn]

So, 400 "Members" of a group of over 10000 astronamers just up and declare Pluto is no longer a planet. Outrageous !!! Pluto was a planet way before I was born, WTF !!!
They all stood up and raised their hands in affirmation. It was like a cult gathering. Pluto deniers with an evil agenda, they kept repeating something about "has not achieved a cleared orbit".
But it came to me if that was true then Neptune would not be a planet either. Unfortunately, this is their twisted agenda. And where will it end? No Jupiter? No Mars or Mercury? I think we all know what their ultimate agenda is. EARTH !!!
Foil hats on, folks...

Please tell me, is Saturn safe? I would have such an identity crisis if anything happened to Saturn.

[pokerchick66]

Please tell me, is Saturn safe? I would have such an identity crisis if anything happened to Saturn.

Lmao! Funny, Saturn.

[MzJoey]

Now, this is finally the kind of stuff I needed to see-analyzing the 'data' so far, there have been 32 posts after my initial offering. 2 came from "Junior Members", two from "Members" and the rest from "Senior Members"
The last time I wanted to be a senior was high school and that too was a damn mistake, so why are all you weirdos "Senior Members"? Are you about to graduate into another level? It is obvious seniority carries the banner of weirdness!
I want Junior Mints! I WANT ZYDEBABES! Bring on Benny Grunch and da Bunch!!

Wouldn't that make them jr members??? I thought your thesis was that the senior members were the weirdest?? Splain??

[pokerchick66]

Hey Joey. Every time I see this thread, Weirdos, where Yat?, I just wanna say, Present.

[MzJoey]

Jazzfest 2007
Weirdo's Where Yat?

[pokerchick66]

Jazzfest 2007
Weirdo's Where Yat?

Well, there's your lagniappe. ;)

[Mardigrasbaby35]

So, 400 "Members" of a group of over 10000 astronamers just up and declare Pluto is no longer a planet. Outrageous !!! Pluto was a planet way before I was born, WTF !!!
They all stood up and raised their hands in affirmation. It was like a cult gathering. Pluto deniers with an evil agenda, they kept repeating something about "has not achieved a cleared orbit".
But it came to me if that was true then Neptune would not be a planet either. Unfortunately, this is their twisted agenda. And where will it end? No Jupiter? No Mars or Mercury? I think we all know what their ultimate agenda is. EARTH !!!
Foil hats on, folks...
bream, where's my foil hat link - i know that was you who posted it before, right????

[Mardigrasbaby35]

you can be Senior Weirdo. we'll make a button.

I Wanna Be a Senior Weirdo, button, PLEASE!!!!!

[rosetree]

bream, where's my foil hat link - i know that was you who posted it before, right????

WHAT???? Mine wasn't good enough????;)

[Mardigrasbaby35]

Here ya go Funkk----
http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q98/rosetreeglass/foilhat.jpg

i'm feeling better already:D

[Mardigrasbaby35]

WHAT???? Mine wasn't good enough????;)

wait, i gotta find the link, i got an instructional website for foil hats!!!!

[funkkjunkie]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y293/kinderkitti/100_1418.jpg

I'd like to get one of these hats.

[MzJoey]

It gave the guy in front, and to the right of him, a really bad wedgie!!! (ok i put those commas in a bunch a places...hopefully they are the right places)
How about a picture of Joachim Phoenix in a foil hat, from "Signs"..
mr rosetree...i thought that was a mighty fine picture...but yes, apparently we are weird enough to have discussed foil hats before!

[Amy Winette]

I still think there should be another class for over 1000. Corona PC & I have worked hard to get there!!

[stlbarb]

where were you when kennedy got shot?

[pokerchick66]

I still think there should be another class for over 1000. Corona PC & I have worked hard to get there!!

Winette, you're finally here! :D

[stlbarb]

I still think there should be another class for over 1000. Corona PC & I have worked hard to get there!!
Carpal Tunnel Member

[Amy Winette]

where were you when kennedy got shot?


Mmm, many years from being born. The first biggie I remember is the space shuttle blowing up.

[stlbarb]

gen-x

[Corona]

Winette, you're finally here! :D
Queen Weirdos...that's what we are....lol

I scare myself most days ;)

[ozzie]

It gave the guy in front, and to the right of him, a really bad wedgie!!! (ok i put those commas in a bunch a places...hopefully they are the right places)
How about a picture of Joachim Phoenix in a foil hat, from "Signs"..
mr rosetree...i thought that was a mighty fine picture...but yes, apparently we are weird enough to have discussed foil hats before!

Joey, those of us on the diet thread affectionately call that a 'muffin top'! Bloody lot of muffins though.... ye gawds.

[pokerchick66]

Queen Weirdos...that's what we are....lol

I scare myself most days ;)

LMAO, I scare myself sometimes, too!

[ohio]

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/afdbhead.jpg

[MzJoey]

Joey, those of us on the diet thread affectionately call that a 'muffin top'! Bloody lot of muffins though.... ye gawds.

yeesch Ozzie...who knew??? I guess that's where the Pillsbury dough boy got his start!! Maybe we're putting the foil on the wrong parts of our body??
I think I was around when Lincoln got shot!!

[breambob]

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Uh-huh. I seen it & I know you seen it, too. Only I was at the Fais Do-Do stage and y'all were at the Acura. ( By the way, somebody better tell FPI that the dodo is X-stink; I been going by there for years and I never seen one.) Funniest thing about that black helicopter is that when I seen it, the cargo doors was all wide open when it did the fly-by. They was a article or a mention of the helicopter in this month's Offbeat. Anyway, when I looked up thru the open doors, I saw the seat where the pilot sits...AND THEY WAS NOBODY AT THE CONTROLS! I didn't want to mention this before because I hoped someone else would have noticed it, too, and I was waiting for somebody else to say it...but when I left the FG that afternoon, I seen a wrecked remote-controlled helicopter in the pond by the race-track. It wasn't a real helicopter at all- it was a toy! They messed up airbody's minds! What happened was they made Miss Lena's ZDC beer booth #5 completely invisible to some certain people. And they made ALL the Threadheads invisible, too. If you think about it, that explains why Jazz Fest people can't come up with a meaningful head count. I'm pretty sure about this.
2005-06-01 00:54
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LMAO gumbo....nutty as ever. Thanks for the laugh this morning :D
2005-06-01 08:23
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Well now it all makes perfect sense. Thanks Gumbo!
2005-06-01 16:59
ohio
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luckily, i had my foil headgear under my fest hat!
2005-06-01 21:15
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Well, gumbo. I hesitated at my reply (because of THEM!), but then I realized that not only am I invisible, I'm also bulletproof. That and the foil hat I have on now should stave THEM off, for now...
Many of us saw the Black Helo 1st Friday. I was caught totally off guard, and I'm afraid THEY got me with the "10 Day Gas" treatment. The effects still linger, I think.
Good to see the Navy in their F-14s 2nd Friday. Or maybe not so good. Why did they need to be there, and what were they looking for???
That "wasn't a real helicopter" you described was real. It was one of THEIR "SpawnCopters". It the one THEY use to release the Nano-SpyBots. A truly perverted concept, but Jazz Fest is THEIR proving ground.

As for nutria, I prefer the furry prototypes, but that's just me...

2005-06-02 00:43
ohio
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Mac, yer scarin' me with that nanite talk. FOIL HATS ON, EVERYBODY!
2005-06-02 10:59
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Well, pisces already told y'all what them copters did to my brain on first Friday. I'll be foil hatting it from now on.
Gumbo, this one cracked me up!
2005-06-02 11:35
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ogod. We're DOOMED!!!
2005-06-02 11:47
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next year i'm bringin foil hats as langianppe's!!!
2005-06-02 13:24
ohio
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good idea, just bring a roll of reynolds wrap- if the gate nazi's will let you pass...
I understand that they are part of them...
2005-06-02 17:27
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AmyLTF...are you the Amy I met at Rosy's @ the Sonny Landreth show?
2005-06-03 15:24
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I dreamed I saw the bomber-jet planes
flying shotgun in the skies
turning into butterflies
above our na--tion!
2005-06-03 16:57
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Ohio...don't worry Darlin'...I'm invisible to the gate nazis...
2005-06-03 17:47
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what gate nazis...i must be invisible also...i just kept walking and never stopped for searching...i figure i was searched at the airport so they know im clean...
2005-06-03 18:26
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I ain't shavin' for no invisible helicopter pilot. I don't care if he is cute.
2005-06-03 20:03
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Maybe this explains why none of the food vendors would give me foil to wrap my food
2005-06-03 22:30
ohio
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Darbymom, you shoulda shared some o' dat!
and in an emergency, an aluminum pie plate offers reasonable protection....

2005-06-04 10:30
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Pie plates are good, ohio. But we must always remember to keep the shiny side out, otherwise we risk the beams being concentrated on our medulla oblongata instead of being deflected, as we want it to be. I think.
2005-06-04 22:42
ohio
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actually Mac, there is work being done on faceted headgear- much like the facets on a diamond or crystal- for maximum reflectivity...
2005-06-05 09:03
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Excellent theory, Bryan. Give THEM a taste of THEIR own medicine.
What ever happened to the fat based dispersion options (Crisco, K-Y, Vasoline)? I was fond of those ideas.
I wonder how Nutria Anus Balm might work to fend THEM off. Of course, the nutria might be in on the conspiricy too...
2005-06-05 17:23
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Can you spell offended. I am just crushed.....
2005-06-05 21:24
ohio
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hehehe!
2005-06-06 02:02
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I wonder what would happen if you fastened one of those aluminum Jiffy-Pop things to your head. Are those even still on the market?
2005-06-10 12:52
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yuminame-y-nameo! yuminame-y-nameo!
2005-06-14 21:46
breambob
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Klaatu barada nikto
2005-06-15 00:32
ohio
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have you heard the 'urban legend' regarding Klaatu/Beatles/Ringo/Paul/Wings?
http://www.blather.net/archives2/issue2no21.html

2005-06-16 11:21
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Interesting article, Bryan. Of course, Jesus had much longer hair than Klaatu, but otherwise the resemblence is remarkable.
And Klaatu has the exemplar protection suit. He knows what it takes !
And who knew what a robot bone-hound Patricia Neal was, gave it up for Gort. What a slut.
2005-06-22 00:55
ohio
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that's why she ended up doing coffee commercials....
2005-06-22 09:27
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I have been deep in my lab & have devised the perfect protection from "them".
Boudreaux's Butt paste foil!!!! (patent pending)
First everyone must shave their head, apply liberal (not to offend our right-wing, bushwhacker brothers) amounts of Boudreaux's Butt Paste, THEN apply foil helmet!! It has been proven in field testing & independent testing by Haliburton.
http://www.buttpaste.com/

2005-06-23 21:40
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Jenn, you into them mojito's again? ;)
2005-06-23 23:30
breambob
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ib, will that work if I put the foil on my butt?
I'm already shaved, and I use the paste most liberally.
Does the foil have to be on my (nearly shaved) head, or can I move it down closer to my central processing unit, and still get protection?
At least we're addressing the important questions now. V
2005-06-23 23:32
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"It has been proven in field testing & independent testing by Haliburton. "
at a reasonable cost of only 100 billion, and no (non-human) animal testing!
2005-06-24 00:42
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now I am confused.....can I cook the jiffy pop in butt paste?
2005-06-24 07:10
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Damn! I'm still a goat! I think you can,OH. You just have to shake it & stir it a little longer. Just sing "Pop Goes the Nutria" to yourself (to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel) about five times and that should give you the best results. Eatin' it...now, that's a diffrent story. w/ love, crepes w/ nellie/ a.k.a./ alec ater/ a.k.a./ gumbo-yaya
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holy moly jojo, I can't keep up with your alters...
2005-07-01 17:47
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Alters hell Alec. I'm Rof.
2005-07-01 23:33
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*pop* hey, I'm not a goat anymore! I'll sure save time shaving my legs in the morning.
2005-07-02 01:38
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I think I am part of the 4400...
That being said, Boudreaux's Butt Paste & foil is effective on all human body parts...

2005-07-02 23:13
gumbo-yaya
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For ex-foiliating, too?
2005-07-03 19:35
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...actually, a little of the paste on a wheat thin is great when you wash it down with a little Lindemann's Bin 65.....
2005-08-04 14:42
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...only if wearing foil mittens...
2005-08-04 19:59
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BWAAAHHHHH!
2005-08-04 21:06
gumbo-yaya
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I wonder if they have Boudreaux's Butt Paste and foil on the Space Shuttle? I sure hope so!
2005-08-04 23:25
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...i'm thinkin' they ought to replace that pesky 'foam' stuff with some B.B.P.!
2005-08-05 12:31
gumbo-yaya
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Yeh, probably make that reentry thing nearly frictionless. Smoove.
2005-08-06 11:09
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I think Crack Creme is worth mentioning at this point http://beta.strangecosmos.com/content/item/2148.html
2005-08-07 09:47
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dooh-dah.
2005-09-29 16:33
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Don't be getting all crazy on us now.
2005-09-29 16:47
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As a Pastafarian and a member of the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage, and thus protected from the evil black alien chopper invasion.
Our religion also encourages the donning of pirate garb, which helps to keep the brain from being commanded by THEM and is much more fun to wear than foil hats in New Orleans!

The holy pirate garb is because we believe that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking number of Pirates since the 1800s

Our religion is also a perfect one for Threadheads as our main tenets are:

- Flimsy Moral Standards

- Every Friday is a religious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs be respected and threaten to call the ACLU.

- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a cold, cold Beer Volcano!

So, I ain't afraid of no black choppers with invisible pilots - I have my Pastafarianism to keep me safe . . . and full!

Blessed are the Pastamakers - Cheese be Yours!

2005-09-29 22:10
jojo
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Cheese and crackers Got all muddy!
2005-09-29 23:10
breambob
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Cheese is fine. As long as it's not from "Belgium".
Jeeze, I hope I didn't offend anyone. If you're from THERE, pay no attention to me. I'm invisible and not cheeseworthy, not tonight anyway. And I have foil.

2005-09-29 23:33
ohio
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I think I've found the way to my first million-- foil condums!
2005-09-30 00:21
breambob
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Is there any possible way I can use the foil and still get the cheese?
I didn't say that, I'm not me, and if not, I'm probably not interested...

AND WHAT ARE THOSE LIGHTS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW???

2005-09-30 01:20
zydekitty
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I like cheese!!! (Says Nibbles the Mouse)
2005-09-30 02:31
jojo
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not watching you. And don't blink...that's when everything shifts and you lose your focus. CE3K for the 2K !!!!
2005-09-30 08:48
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This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine.
While waiting for her husband Don to return home from work, she reaches for
a can of anchovies. As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce,
she notices a small note at the bottom of the can. Written on it is a
telephone number. Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll
be right over." Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns to see three
smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway. Before she realizes
what is happening to her, she is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane,
transported to an international airport, and placed on a waiting jet-liner.
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out.
Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
("Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a
ekat t'nseod ti."). Alone, fearing her escape impossible, she seeks comfort
in the arms of a confidential agent. With the trace of her kiss still warm
upon his lips, he betrays her to the hands of three scientists who are
engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously performed only on
insects and other small, meaningless creatures. Using her as their subject,
they are delighted with the results. For the first time, a human being is
transformed into a ("shhh... it's secret").
Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine...
Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day, sits at a
local bar and has a few beers with the regulars. Bored, everyone's
attention turns to the television set that just hangs from the wall.
("Welcome to Bowling for Dollars"). Suddenly, crazy Al says, "S-say, Don,
there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball." To which a
terrified Don replies, "Oh my God! That bowling ball! It's my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from this story is, next time you place your order,
don't forget to say, "No anchovies please."


2005-10-05 14:58
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As the winds picked up, the turtles, at least the older ones who had seen this before, started to scuttle across the sand to the water. They were aware of what was coming and knew that if they did not make it out to deep water their chances for survival were slim. Rodney looked on in amazement. He had never seen such scuttling. The breeze did not seem to warrant such concern. Then he heard the low hum in the distance. He panicked. He hoped he had not waited to long. Why had he not listened to Erasmus? Erasmus was old. His barnacled shell spoke of many years of experience dealing with the anticipated onslaught. Rodney could make them out now in the distance. He froze in terror. Small droplets of urine fell from his tail. He was doomed.
Think of poor Rodney before you venture into the Islamorada Fish Company and order that big bowl of Turtle Soup. Poor Rodney.

And, BTW, good advice on the anchovies.

2005-10-05 15:53
uncleslayton
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^^ forgot to say from J. Geils Band Love Stinks
2005-10-05 18:30
crepes-w/nellie
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and the love boat stinks, too.
2005-10-06 00:19
crepes_w/nellie
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Got my Mojito thang workin' ; But it just wouldn't work on you.
2005-11-21 12:00
ohio
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foil diaphrams???
2005-11-22 22:08
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Good God, ohio! I hope we don't have to go that far.
Geez, this might hurt, serious shrinkage just thinking about it.
But anything to stop the next invasion, I suppose...

2005-11-23 00:47
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http://www.endofworld.net/
2005-11-23 00:50
crepes_w/nellie
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Well, last night I dreamed that Mr. Ray Nagin was break-dancin' with M.C. Hammer at the M.O. Fest '06 to G. Clinton's "aToMiC dOg". It wasn't the best thing I could dream. I felt unprotected-like, but I do think a foil diaphragm could be just a little bit much. I am going to take X-tra measures to protect the turkey tomorrow. You never know when a very very tiny space alien could fall into the stuffing bowl and get shoved into the turkey's a** by accident. Does anyone happen to know at what temperature space aliens inside a turkey expire? I know that, on paper least ways, they all die at F.451. Or is this something that would be beyond the capability of a normal home cooking oven? I don't have a clue.
2005-11-23 23:45
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Nellie try a foil panty liner on the turkey, that may work. Especially if its a hen.
2005-11-23 23:56
breambob
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Excellent advice, grisgris. You know your stuff, for sure.
nellie, don't worry about it if you are doing cornbread stuffing, just leave out the giblets and it'll be OK.
But if you are doing oyster stuffing you MUST take the highest precaution, it's the perfect breeding media for those little f**kers. If you ever wonder where all these computer viruses come from, well....
2005-11-24 00:13
crepes_w/nellie
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But, Miss Julia Child always said,"SAVE THE LIVERS, SAVE THE LIVERS!" but she never said what the hell we was s'posed to exactly do with them after. I know that the old Romanian former opera- singer lady who lived across the alley used to fling them from her 3rd floor window down to all the feral cats who were abandoned by university students. You haven't lived 'til you've been smacked in the face with chicken innards.Gris-gris, thank you for the tip. Unfortunately, the turkey is a Tom. So, I just decided to fashion him a pair of hot pants out of the foil. Do y'all think it will be okay?
2005-11-24 02:12
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Why Nellie I think the little hot pants will do just fine. Will show off his pretty little brown legs.
2005-11-24 14:31
breambob
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And look at this propoganda spewed out by MIT, no less:
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Get it? MIT, the Internet, and now foil helmets. But no lard or fat of any kind is mentioned. And no protection at all is offered for our most precious parts.
I think I see plans beginning to unfold. The only answer is to thwart them and take our stand at the Fairgrounds again next year, just like we stood up to them this year.


2005-11-26 03:41
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This is an outrage! Who knew that the government was perpetrating such a fraud, and who knew that we would become walking gps locators. pretty sure it wasn't bush, as they have him wearing a foil beanie all the time just to keep a handle on him for dick. btw, george's preference is the Centurion model, consistent with his judeo-christian upbringing and the fact that rome is burning. The Fez is too ethnic and the traditional just not decorative enough. In addition, a strong warning to all Threadheads, please note that the use of foil shielding on your privates enables the government to track who, what, when and where you get your jollies. Is this because they wish to stop the reproductive activity of an entire group of dissidents? coincidence, i think not. this is to track and persecute the free use of shaved nutrias to which our constitution gives us unlimited rights. Fight back, take your stand, eschew foil protective gear of all kinds. break free of the tyranny.
2005-11-26 12:09
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For those still rightfully concerned about the true alien phenomenon, here is another helpful website that utilizes non-foil protective devices... http://www.stopabductions.com/
2005-11-26 12:14
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http://flickr.com/photos/popvulture/42151204/in/set-918913/
2005-11-26 22:42
breambob
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Velostat and Nutria Anus Balm.
Genius, I say!
It is amazing that two threadheads have come up with the perfect protective combination. Well, not so amazing considering calypso and 'bootys experience in these matters.
We need a brand name, copyright and a good market specialist.
2005-11-27 00:52
crepes_w/nellie
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I'm witcha all! Yes, we should stand up for our rights! Shaved nutrias or not! Is there a law against a mullet-wearin' nutria, BTW?
2005-11-27 03:33
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beware the mullet adorned nutria! if you do not understand, then I've said too much already.
2005-11-27 11:59

[ibjamn]

Thanks, Mac! That was a fun AND informative read!

[pokerchick66]

Hey Grisgris, how prophetic was this dream?

((Well, last night I dreamed that Mr. Ray Nagin was break-dancin' with M.C. Hammer at the M.O. Fest '06 to G. Clinton's "aToMiC dOg". It wasn't the best thing I could dream. I felt unprotected-like))

Too funny.

[Zydekitten]

Joey, those of us on the diet thread affectionately call that a 'muffin top'! Bloody lot of muffins though.... ye gawds.

See, now most women with low cut trousers know the phrase "muffin top" to mean something else . . . and not necessarily a fun/attractive thing.

I'm surprised no one on the diet thread mentioned the more common definition of it . . .

:eek:

[specialed]

Ok, OK, I certainly feel better, the weirdos are still here, and yea for a zydechick response-I'm stayin away from that diet bunch-uughh!

The day JFK was shot, I was in 9th grade World History class! The class was interrupted when the principle, Mr. Wooten, came to the door and called the teacher, Mr. Jack Jackson, to the door. The visibly shaken teacher turned to us and said, "I will be right back." He was the only one at school who knew how to operate the intercom system. I immediately tried to get the attention of a girl, Trahlyta, but suddenly the loud speaker system came on and there was the usual 'somebody blowing on it' sound, then a radio broadcast was coming over the system-either Walter Cronkite or Edward R. Murrow- telling about the awful scene in Dallas.

So, if I remember all that and I am still a junior member, all you senior types better plan on where to park your walkers at the Acura stage, we don't want them by the Fais Do Do!!

[Carolina Beadhead]

.....

So, if I remember all that and I am still a junior member, all you senior types better plan on where to park your walkers at the Acura stage, we don't want them by the Fais Do Do!!

I'll have you know I can waltz just fine with my walker...

[Zydebabes]

Hi gang--Zydebooty here--sorry to be absent--couldn't remember my frickin password. Is this the weirdo thread I'm supposed to be on? Zydebabes will be there 2nd weekend in full force.

[specialed]

Oh yeah! Miss Booty has surfaced! Second weekend will be mashing!

[stlbarb]

Oh yeah! Miss Booty has surfaced! Second weekend will be mashing!
translation for the un-cool please.

[funkkjunkie]

Bootygirl, welcome back!

[specialed]

Zydebooty= zydeco dancin' woman, cigar smokin' woman, Jazz Fest Boot camp drill sargeant woman= weirdo woman= the best kinda woman!

Now if we can awaken Zydephilia, What a Wonderful JAzz Fest world It Will Be!

[ohio]

Bream, you is da man, thanks for for the flashback!

[Zydebabes]

Hi folks--who is specialed?--I've been out of it for a while and trying to catch up. I'll try to get Zydephelia on too--Booty

[sophisticated sissy]

Bream, you is da man, thanks for for the flashback!


shit, yeah, man! *high five* (followed by a soul handshake) *followed by a low five and a knuckle touch* I hear ya! I just hope my shrink don't see this. Or my mom. Or my daughter's music teacher. Or my husband's uncle. Or my brother's uncle's attorney... or...

Not to change the subject, but , hey, let's go ride bikes!

Welcome back, Zydebabe! Been too long!

[pokerchick66]

Crepes, you are one cool chick. :)

[sophisticated sissy]

uh-huh...
iz "cool" the nice way of saying "nuts"?
I know when I'm being handled, girl!:p ;)

[pokerchick66]

uh-huh...
iz "cool" the nice way of saying "nuts"?
I know when I'm being handled, girl!:p ;)

No way, Jose. That was one sincere compliment from the heart, chickie. You know I luv you.

[sophisticated sissy]

I know it , sweetie. I feel the same way about you!:)

[breambob]

Not to change the subject, but , hey, let's go ride bikes!

Hey sissy. I like bikes but my next door neighbors just got a new fridge. Let's take the box and make a fort. Just you and me and zydebooty though, I'll bring a candle, you bring a blanket and 'booty will bring the wine. Don't tell your husband.
And, well, hell, pokerchick can come in too if she wants. It's cold outside but warm in the fort !

[sophisticated sissy]

'K, bream...He's snoozin' on the couch with Jack Sparrow anyway!
I love new boxes! Can we bring the harmonicas, too? Since it's cold, I'll bring us all a couple of sleeping bags. We better tell pchickie we can't wear shorts tonite, huh? Maybe she can bring one of those wineskins. I made some brownies with walnuts.

[pokerchick66]

'K, bream...He's snoozin' on the couch with Jack Sparrow anyway!
I love new boxes! Can we bring the harmonicas, too? Since it's cold, I'll bring us all a couple of sleeping bags. We better tell pchickie we can't wear shorts tonite, huh? Maybe she can bring one of those wineskins. I made some brownies with walnuts.

Have wineskin; will travel.

[breambob]

Have wineskin; will travel.

dadgummit, momma's calling me inside now. Gotta go to sunday school in the morning. We'll get back to the fort soon though. It's cozy in there.

[ohio]

Hey sissy. I like bikes but my next door neighbors just got a new fridge. Let's take the box and make a fort. Just you and me and zydebooty though, I'll bring a candle, you bring a blanket and 'booty will bring the wine. Don't tell your husband.
And, well, hell, pokerchick can come in too if she wants. It's cold outside but warm in the fort !Nuthin' better 'n a fridge box fort! can I play too?

[breambob]

Nuthin' better 'n a fridge box fort! can I play too?

Well, I guess so. You bring a sharp knife so we can cut some windows. But don't tell my mother.

[Zydekitten]

Nuthin' better 'n a fridge box fort! can I play too?
Kitten wants to come too - I can bring a Ouija board . . . or some puppets for a puppet show in the Fridge puppet theatre!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/23703390.jpg

[ohio]

Well, I guess so. You bring a sharp knife so we can cut some windows. But don't tell my mother.I gotta box cutter!

[ohio]

Kitten wants to come too - I can bring a Ouija board . . . or some puppets for a puppet show in the Fridge puppet theatre!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/23703390.jpgoooooo, a puppet show!

[Zydekitten]

I gotta box cutter!

Just don't try to get on a plane wid it . . . or toothpaste ;)

[breambob]

Kitten wants to come too - I can bring a Ouija board . . . or some puppets for a puppet show in the Fridge puppet theatre!

Ouija is cool, but we will need a flashlight. By candlelight it gets really creepy.

[ohio]

Just don't try to get on a plane wid it . . . or toothpaste ;)I'm ridin' my bike over...

[Zydekitten]

I'm ridin' my bike over...

That's good! Just don't put it in your spokes then . . .

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/MarkBrauer-3.jpg

[Zydekitten]

Ouija is cool, but we will need a flashlight. By candlelight it gets really creepy.

Oh, but that's when it's the most funnest!!!

;)

[ohio]

That's good! Just don't put it in your spokes then . . .

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/MarkBrauer-3.jpgomg! when I was a kid, our cat had it's leg get caught in bicycle spokes. His nickname from the neighborhood kids was then 'Tripod'. I kid you not. I know you couldn't of known, but that pic and those words gave me a chill! :eek:

[Zydekitten]

omg! when I was a kid, our cat had it's leg get caught in bicycle spokes. His nickname from the neighborhood kids was then 'Tripod'. I kid you not. I know you couldn't of known, but that pic and those words gave me a chill! :eek:

Didn't you know I was psycho . . . er, um, I mean - psychic?!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/2006-06-21-killyoucat.jpg

[ohio]

bwahahahaha! ok, now I'm not coming over until daylight!

[Zydekitten]

bwahahahaha! ok, now I'm not coming over until daylight!

Out of respect for poor Tripod (hey, how did she get her leg caught in bicycle spokes ANYWAY???), Psycho Kitten would never harm you, dear Bry!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/2932219.gif

[ohio]

Got to be about the best cartoon ever! thanks.
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/Looney.jpg

Poor Tripod was tossed by one kid to another kid riding on the back of a bike. The second kid missed.

[Zydekitten]

Got to be about the best cartoon ever! thanks.
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/Looney.jpg

Poor Tripod was tossed by one kid to another kid riding on the back of a bike. The second kid missed.

Yup, Marc Anthony and Pussyfoot are some of my favorite WB characters ever!

YIKES!!! Poor Tripod, indeed - I'd have smacked those kids upside their thick chowderheads!!!

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Doh.gif

[specialed]

YES, these are the weird people I been looking for! Again, mostly "Senior Members"
Can we slip the refrig box into da Fest? Think how it would look by the Acura stage!

Booty, can't believe you forgot that night at the Roc n' bowl with the multicolored ball and that silicone spray!

[stlbarb]

Nuthin' better 'n a fridge box fort! can I play too?

rolling down the hill inside a washer or dryer box.
now-a-days they'd make you wear a helmet.

[sophisticated sissy]

Duz anyone know howcome refrigerator magnets won't stick to the cartons? I know duck tape'll work, but it just looks so common...

[sophisticated sissy]

Duz anyone know howcome refrigerator magnets won't stick to the cartons? I know duck tape'll work, but it just looks so common...


Nevermind... I was trying to explain it to a 4-year old. I magically got it to work without duck tape! Got some ordinary washers & they did the trick! Gosh... I love 4-year olds! My neice thinks I'm just about like WonderWoman!

[pokerchick66]

Baby, you ARE Wonderwoman.

[specialed]

Hey, do we have to bump stuff back up on this board? Does stuff fall off? Please help a guy in need!?

[saturn]

Hey, do we have to bump stuff back up on this board? Does stuff fall off? Please help a guy in need!?

The good news -- it doesn't get bumped off the bored. However, some threads do kind of get lost in the pages and pages of topics. The search tool works pretty well though, if you need to locate something.

[sophisticated sissy]

I'm too sexy for my long underwear.

[specialed]

Earth to Nano...Come in Nano. Where forth art thou, when we need you?

[stlbarb]

Earth to Nano...Come in Nano. Where forth art thou, when we need you?

sorry, i was off flossing my brain. whatsup?

[Priestboy]

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson

"It's pretty clear that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness." - Jerry Garcia

just a few observations...:D

[Carolina Beadhead]

sorry, i was off flossing my brain. whatsup?

Barb, you're really Nano in drag???

Who knew??

:D

[stlbarb]

Barb, you're really Nano in drag???

Who knew??

:D

i didnt know there was really a nano - thought it was an imaginary freind.

i just felt it was a cry for attention from specialed. and i thought i would give him/her some threads to read. otherwise he/she might shave their head, get tattoos and do the hokey-pokey rehab thing. you know: you check yourself in, your check yourself out, you check yourself in and deny it all about.

[Carolina Beadhead]

i didnt know there was really a nano - thought it was an imaginary freind.

i just felt it was a cry for attention from specialed. and i thought i would give him/her some threads to read. otherwise he/she might shave their head, get tattoos and do the hokey-pokey rehab thing. you know: you check yourself in, your check yourself out, you check yourself in and deny it all about.

I think Ms Britney needs you as an advisor... :D

[pokerchick66]

i didnt know there was really a nano - thought it was an imaginary freind.


Yes, there really is a Nano. And he is my imaginative friend. :D

[sophisticated sissy]

:p "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson

"It's pretty clear that what looked like it might have been some kind of counterculture is, in reality, just the plain old chaos of undifferentiated weirdness." - Jerry Garcia

just a few observations...:D


Man, it sounds like we've just been diagnosed with somethin', doesn't it? I mean, wasn't Hunter S. Thompson a doctor and everything?
But, if Mr. Jerome Garcia says it looks like it might be a case of undifferentiated weirdness, you can bet your ass you better start counting your bottles.

[zydecool]

Earth to Nano...Come in Nano. Where forth art thou, when we need you?

nano nano, who needs nano?

[stlbarb]

Yes, there really is a Nano. And he is my imaginative friend. :D

i thought nano was a food, like poi.

[pokerchick66]

((nano nano, who needs nano?))

Meeeee, I need Nano! lol, I miss my Nano. :p

[breambob]

i didnt know there was really a nano - thought it was an imaginary freind.

i just felt it was a cry for attention from specialed. and i thought i would give him/her some threads to read. otherwise he/she might shave their head, get tattoos and do the hokey-pokey rehab thing. you know: you check yourself in, your check yourself out, you check yourself in and deny it all about.

OK, barb, I just spwd on the kyboard. Looks lik I hav a ky that dosn't work now. No chanc that you will com down and clan this up ithr, huh? Oh wll.

[stlbarb]

OK, barb, I just spwd on the kyboard. Looks lik I hav a ky that dosn't work now. No chanc that you will com down and clan this up ither, huh? Oh wll.

ither - you missed one.

[breambob]

ither - you missed one.

Love that edit feature. eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE :)

[steeleye]

Bream...was thinking about you this morning when I saw the bad weather heading toward Shreveport. Since you're posting, I guess everything's fine. Good to hear.

[breambob]

Bream...was thinking about you this morning when I saw the bad weather heading toward Shreveport. Since you're posting, I guess everything's fine. Good to hear.

TY, steeleye. We had some bad ass storms earlier, two tornadoes, one east and one south of town. The sun came out a few minutes ago, hope it's passed now.
Looks like Louisiana is finally back into the monsoon season, for good or ill. We've been in drought for the last three years, which was not good at all.

[steeleye]

TY, steeleye. We had some bad ass storms earlier, two tornadoes, one east and one south of town. The sun came out a few minutes ago, hope it's passed now.
Looks like Louisiana is finally back into the monsoon season, for good or ill. We've been in drought for the last three years, which was not good at all.


On the Weather Channel this morning, it looked like the damned thing was heading right for you. I remembered that you live in Shreveport because you turned me on to that great band from Shreveport, A-train.

Stay well.

[breambob]

On the Weather Channel this morning, it looked like the damned thing was heading right for you. I remembered that you live in Shreveport because you turned me on to that great band from Shreveport, A-train.

Stay well.

Still waiting for grisgris to check in. They got slammed pretty good over there too. $$millions in damage here today. Gotta get on the ladder tomorrow and check my roof. We had some 50+ mph winds here. I measure that by how much the pine trees bend over.
TFF, they let the Parish inmates out of jail to do cleanup on the badly damaged areas. Only in Louisiana...

And don't forget to check The Bluebirds at JF. 3/5ths of A-Train, maybe more if David Egan sits in.

[Mardigrasbaby35]

Still waiting for grisgris to check in. They got slammed pretty good over there too. $$millions in damage here today. Gotta get on the ladder tomorrow and check my roof. We had some 50+ mph winds here. I measure that by how much the pine trees bend over.
TFF, they let the Parish inmates out of jail to do cleanup on the badly damaged areas. Only in Louisiana...

And don't forget to check The Bluebirds at JF. 3/5ths of A-Train, maybe more if David Egan sits in.
Breem a good friend of mine (who actually threw me a crawfish boil yesterday for my birthday) is from Bossier, her mom called yesterday to let us all know she was okay, but apparently a house a few blocks from her got hit pretty good - they said the weather was wild up there....it stayed pretty quiet here in NOLA

[grisgris]

Still waiting for grisgris to check in. They got slammed pretty good over there too. $$millions in damage here today. Gotta get on the ladder tomorrow and check my roof. We had some 50+ mph winds here. I measure that by how much the pine trees bend over.
TFF, they let the Parish inmates out of jail to do cleanup on the badly damaged areas. Only in Louisiana...

And don't forget to check The Bluebirds at JF. 3/5ths of A-Train, maybe more if David Egan sits in.

Very little rain here, very high winds lots of uprooted trees.

[specialed]

What? You think the tornado got Nano? A zephyr? Earth to Nano, "Come in Nano..."
Damn, El Nino...

[zydecool]

What? You think the tornado got Nano? A zephyr? Earth to Nano, "Come in Nano..."
Damn, El Nino...

one can dream.......

[specialed]

Just sitting reading through posts, maybe just my age, maybe too many Jazz Fests, but I don't seem to get the same vibe from this place I used to get. I will blame it on the new board. Used to be something got posted and then someone had to make a decision to 'let it go' or bump it to the top to keep it visible. Now everything is still here, all labeled as "Hot thread with new posting" even though it has been days since anything was posted. With the old system, it gave reason to 'concentrate and bear down' so I think it made people more creative. I doubt even Nano could keep a good thread alive having to scroll through page after page looking for stuff! Then again, don't miss the trolls...

[Azeater]

ditto

[ibjamn]

I doubt even Nano could keep a good thread alive having to scroll through page after page looking for stuff! Then again, don't miss the trolls...

I doubt nano could keep any thread alive these days, good or otherwise. However, if he would dare to post as himself, rather than someone else, it could happen. http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/pigsfly.gif (When pigs fly?)

[Azeater]

I doubt nano could keep any thread alive these days, good or otherwise. However, if he would dare to post as himself, rather than someone else, it could happen. http://forums.randi.org/images/smilies/pigsfly.gif (When pigs fly?)



Now you have my curioustiy tweaked. pseudonym possibilities Jen????????

[mrSteve]

"I don't seem to get the same vibe from this place I used to get."

Sounds like your problem, the vibes the same only the names have changed.

[Amy Winette]

The past is the past. Everything changes.

[saturn]

The past is the past. Everything changes.

Yep and I, for one, am enjoying the new bored immensely. :D Lots of new capabilities and lots of new folks (and previous folks) joining in to have a good time here. http://www.dallascowboyfansunited.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbs_up.gif

[pokerchick66]

The past is the past. Everything changes.

Yep, change is inevitable.

[mightyradgumbo]

As Jimmy Buffett sez:
"Breathe in, Breathe out, Move On"

[pokerchick66]

I think Bush said that, too.

The band. ;)

[ohio]

"I don't seem to get the same vibe from this place I used to get."

Sounds like your problem, the vibes the same only the names have changed.
ditto.

[Corona]

"I don't seem to get the same vibe from this place I used to get."

Sounds like your problem, the vibes the same only the names have changed.
word.

[Corona]

Yep and I, for one, am enjoying the new bored immensely. :D Lots of new capabilities and lots of new folks (and previous folks) joining in to have a good time here. http://www.dallascowboyfansunited.com/forums/images/smilies/thumbs_up.gif
Me too Saturn...this bored is a blast and the the peeps that have joined recently are a breath of fresh air and so fun :) I think the vibe is just WONDERFUL and I cannot WAIT to meet so many of you at Liuzza's or Ms. Lena's!!

[Corona]

Me too Saturn...this bored is a blast and the the peeps that have joined recently are a breath of fresh air and so fun :) I think the vibe is just WONDERFUL and I cannot WAIT to meet so many of you at Liuzza's or Ms. Lena's!!
now how do I get those cute little icons huh?

[breambob]

A nice read to get me in a mood.

[Orleansnj]

now how do I get those cute little icons huh?

Just steal 'em from us on the board....

here's the directions.

If you're using windows - right click the mouse when you're on one of these cute icons. then choose save as.....and it will give you some random a$$ location on your computer - change it to some place you can actually find it...
then it's yours....
then you can upload to photobucket and use at will....

If you're using a Mac without a mouse, place cursor over the image, use contol + click, and then save as ....and it will put it someplace you can find it (pic file folder).

I use both computers - it's all the same...... :)