Help stop NOLA pickpockets- you need this for Fest!

[mdfest]

scroll down to the first "safe"
http://www.efindoutthetruth.com/Diversion_Safes.htm

[Corona]

omg you jack-ass, I almost hurled! lmfao!!!!

[ohio]

that's pretty disgusting, TerpinBoy.

[mdfest]

thanks sloopy

[pokerchick66]

Ewwwwwwww.

[Azeater]

I'm puzzled????

Why would one feel compelled to spend money on something one could simply do for oneself.

[PaulC]

Damn,.. I didn't know Doo Drops were for external use only.........

[BigDag]

Hey md! I'll sell you some that look just like that for half the price!

[PaulC]

I'm puzzled????

Why would one feel compelled to spend money on something one could simply do for oneself.


I have been frantically cuttin' out the bottoms of every can in my house for the last 1/2 an hour... Took me a few times to realize I should drink the soda first....

Damn,.. that Doo Drop external use only thing has got me all frazzled and worried...

[jailbait vagrant]

I'm more concerned with bringing this bad boy to the fest!

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

[Corona]

roflmao! you guys are all freaks ;)

[mdfest]

grow your own!
True story- went to a Skins game. Freezing outside- everyone is wearing 4 layers of clothes. Jackets, hats, gloves, scarves. We look like snowmen.
Everyone has at least 6 beers stashed in various coat pockets, except my well endowed wife, who figures her chest is a great place to hide a few beers. Guess who gets caught!

[jailbait vagrant]

in addition to www.thebeerbelly.com you better believe I would bring this in if they allowed hard coolers!
http://www.coolerscooterdirect.com/

[ohio]

thanks sloopy
I'll help...bring on the fabulous osu marching band!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/osu.jpg

[ohio]

in addition to www.thebeerbelly.com (http://www.thebeerbelly.com) you better believe I would bring this in if they allowed hard coolers!
http://www.coolerscooterdirect.com/Screw that new boat I was thinkin' about...that is the ultimate fishin' machine!
http://www.coolerscooterdirect.com/cooler%20scooter%20three%20front%20view.jpg

[pokerchick66]

grow your own!
True story- went to a Skins game. Freezing outside- everyone is wearing 4 layers of clothes. Jackets, hats, gloves, scarves. We look like snowmen.
Everyone has at least 6 beers stashed in various coat pockets, except my well endowed wife, who figures her chest is a great place to hide a few beers. Guess who gets caught!

lol, that's a shame.

[pokerchick66]

I'll help...bring on the fabulous osu marching band!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/osu.jpg

Ohio, go to my Thread Resurrection thread and see if you can post Dank's word document.

[Headless Hornman]

I'll help...bring on the fabulous osu marching band!
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/osu.jpg

I watched the BCS game all over again just to see them play the theme from Titanic that I missed the first time. What were they thinking?

[Moon]

I'm more concerned with bringing this bad boy to the fest!

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Finally!! Something I can really use.

[pokerchick66]

They barely checked my bags last year going into fest.

I'm so excited; my niece got me a new chair w/actual armrests and drinkholder this year. I have moved up and will be stylin!

[festivalgirl]

I'm more concerned with bringing this bad boy to the fest!

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

THE 6th ANNUAL YEAR IN IDEAS; Beer-Gut Flask, The


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By JOEL LOVELL
Published: December 10, 2006

Honestly, how many times have you attended a ballgame or concert or church service and thought to yourself, ''Seven bucks for a draft?'' or ''Wow, this line goes on forever'' or ''Hosanna in the highest, my hairy backside! What I need right now is 80 ounces of beer''?

Thanks to the good people at Underdevelopment of Reno, Nev., creators of the Beerbelly, things are looking up. The Beerbelly is an elegantly simple invention consisting of a neoprene sling that wraps around your neck and waist, much like a baby Snugli, and a puncture-resistant polyurethane bladder that rests inside the Snugli and can hold more than a six-pack of beer. When the whole thing is worn under a large shirt or jacket (or, as the Beerbelly Web site specifically recommends for the ladies, a pair of overalls), you look no different from any fun-loving American fending off morbid obesity -- albeit one with a tube emerging from beneath your clothes, from which you are furtively sucking gulps of concealed alcohol. (For less obtrusive use, the creators recommend lowering your zipper and running the tube down and out through your pants, in order to dispense your beer into a cup.)

Whichever method you choose, Underdevelopment's claim that you can now drink ''what you want, when you want, where you want'' is undeniable. And while it stands to reason that the guy who's eager to walk around with 80 ounces of beer under his Spuds MacKenzie sweatshirt might not be so finicky about the temperature at which he enjoys his beverage, the company also sells a Beerbelly Ice Pack Pleasure Extender, which keeps the bladder cold for an additional three hours. So rejoice, people who yearn to drink beer every waking moment of your lives! The days of getting gouged for stadium drafts and waiting with suckers in the slow lines and suffering through a solid hour of nonalcoholic worship are over. JOEL LOVELL

[Blitzzzzz]

As fun as these things are, something that deserves our attention this "year of the crime wave," is a throw down wallet. You carry something that you can easily give up should you get mugged. A small amount of money, maybe a cancelled credit card, etc. Your real id, credit cards and cash you keep somewhere safe like a money belt, or a Water bottle safe, or your Doo Dropped,....... ah, no!
It may seem paranoid, but you don't want to risk your life for your wallet, but you don't want to give some thug your valuables, either.:cool:

[stlbarb]

scroll down to the first "safe"
http://www.efindoutthetruth.com/Diversion_Safes.htm

i think Joe Ponydancer is selling them. its his old undies.

[balmer_hophead]

http://www.efindoutthetruth.com/Diversion_Safes.htm

I think the Aquafina bottle is what Michael Vick got caught with.