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festivalgirl
09-29-2008, 04:28 PM
Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, Peaceful New Year!!
May your Apples & Honey stay sweet all year.
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Frosty
09-29-2008, 04:38 PM
Wishing everyone a Happy, Healthy, Peaceful New Year!!
May your Apples & Honey stay sweet all year.
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Shanah Tovah!
linza22
09-29-2008, 05:24 PM
Leshana tova tekatev v'etachetem!!
jonnygospeltent
09-29-2008, 05:27 PM
My father in law tells the same joke every year. According to the Jewish calander it's 5769. According to the Chinese calander it's 4705. How did we survive 1064 years without Chinese food?
rosetree
09-29-2008, 05:57 PM
L'Shana Tova y'all!:D
http://www.adatshalom.com/images/rhTapestry.jpg
...and here's a little Rosh Hashana humor.....
Murray, a deeply religious man, went to temple one Sabbath and forgot his Tallit (prayer shawl), so he borrowed one from "the rack" at the temple. At the end of the service, he realized that he really liked this Tallit (so much that he actually decided to stuff it down the front of his trousers and take it home).
After the service when he was walking thru the reception line, the Rabbi stopped him and whispered, "Murray, I am sorry, but I saw you stuff a Tallit down your pants. Why would you do this?" Murray, totally embarrassed and ashamed, explained the situation, whereupon the Rabbi suggested he remove it from his trousers and give it back.
By now, the Tallit had managed to slide half-way down his leg. While Murray was bent over pulling the it out of his pant leg, he accidentally let out a loud fart.
The Rabbi, exasperated, said, "Murray!... You took the Shofar, too?!?"
jonnygospeltent
09-29-2008, 06:09 PM
That's the funniest one ever Rosetree.
festivalgirl
09-29-2008, 07:18 PM
L'Shana Tova y'all!:D
http://www.adatshalom.com/images/rhTapestry.jpg
...and here's a little Rosh Hashana humor.....
Murray, a deeply religious man, went to temple one Sabbath and forgot his Tallit (prayer shawl), so he borrowed one from "the rack" at the temple. At the end of the service, he realized that he really liked this Tallit (so much that he actually decided to stuff it down the front of his trousers and take it home).
After the service when he was walking thru the reception line, the Rabbi stopped him and whispered, "Murray, I am sorry, but I saw you stuff a Tallit down your pants. Why would you do this?" Murray, totally embarrassed and ashamed, explained the situation, whereupon the Rabbi suggested he remove it from his trousers and give it back.
By now, the Tallit had managed to slide half-way down his leg. While Murray was bent over pulling the it out of his pant leg, he accidentally let out a loud fart.
The Rabbi, exasperated, said, "Murray!... You took the Shofar, too?!?"
Never heard that one!!!
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The Krewe of Chew
09-29-2008, 07:32 PM
Good one, Rosetree! I just sent it to my entire family!
Cindy
ibjamn
09-29-2008, 08:20 PM
http://religiousfreaks.com/UserFiles/Image/happy.rosh.hashana.jpg
VH1 is having a Rush concert tonight and yes, they are calling it "Rush Hashanah". :rolleyes:
VH1 is having a Rush concert tonight and yes, they are calling it "Rush Hashanah". :rolleyes:
Well, in that spirit, Geddy Yontif!
festivalgirl
09-29-2008, 09:09 PM
Well, in that spirit, Geddy Yontif!
Oy Vey!! :p ;)
Rossvegas
09-29-2008, 10:35 PM
Argh! I'm still writing 5768 on my checks....
Happy New Year, my people!
Frosty
09-30-2008, 09:41 AM
My father in law tells the same joke every year. According to the Jewish calander it's 5769. According to the Chinese calander it's 4705. How did we survive 1064 years without Chinese food?
Yes, but Christmas didn't come for another 3,760 years.
mamaroux
09-30-2008, 09:44 AM
Happy New Year everyone! May you have good health, lots of laughter, plenty of love and always enough!
mamaroux
09-30-2008, 09:44 AM
Argh! I'm still writing 5768 on my checks....
Happy New Year, my people!
omg, that's just tooo funny!
Ms. Festngator
09-30-2008, 11:46 AM
A Happy, Healthy, Peaceful New Year to all my fellow Members of the Tribe!
kapeman
09-30-2008, 03:12 PM
Happy and healthy New Year to all- next year in New Orleans?
(every year in New Orleans)
festivalgirl
10-01-2008, 11:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Y50hMT8ss
Oy Vey!!!
mamaroux
10-01-2008, 11:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Y50hMT8ss
Oy Vey!!!
they should have tried Stubhub
festivalgirl
10-01-2008, 11:56 PM
they should have tried Stubhub
I think that would be SchlubHub.