So Im doing a little internet browsing for Valentines Day....

[mdfest]

Trying to find something for the lucky lady. All of the major appliances are relatively new, so Im stuck with the traditional stuff- candy, lingere, porn.

So I add something to my cart at amazon. You know how they say "Customers who bought the items in your shopping cart also bought:" and list 3 other related items? Well, here are the 3 from Amazon (honest this is true):

1. Female Masturbation : Orgasm One Stroke at a Time. Volume I
2. Deliberate Orgasm Duet: Expanding Female Orgasm plus The Technique of Peaking and Extended Orgasm.
3. Weber 1644 12" Grill Brush & Scraper

So- what did I add to my cart? Is she getting porn, or a new grill?

[grisgris]

Humm, guess you need a new grill for Crawfish Fest huh?

[Staxsun]

Trying to find something for the lucky lady. All of the major appliances are relatively new, so Im stuck with the traditional stuff- candy, lingere, porn.

So I add something to my cart at amazon. You know how they say "Customers who bought the items in your shopping cart also bought:" and list 3 other related items? Well, here are the 3 from Amazon (honest this is true):

1. Female Masturbation : Orgasm One Stroke at a Time. Volume I
2. Deliberate Orgasm Duet: Expanding Female Orgasm plus The Technique of Peaking and Extended Orgasm.
3. Weber 1644 12" Grill Brush & Scraper

So- what did I add to my cart? Is she getting porn, or a new grill?

That's easy!!! You bought the industrial size of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!"

[saturn]

Trying to find something for the lucky lady. All of the major appliances are relatively new, so Im stuck with the traditional stuff- candy, lingere, porn.

So I add something to my cart at amazon. You know how they say "Customers who bought the items in your shopping cart also bought:" and list 3 other related items? Well, here are the 3 from Amazon (honest this is true):

1. Female Masturbation : Orgasm One Stroke at a Time. Volume I
2. Deliberate Orgasm Duet: Expanding Female Orgasm plus The Technique of Peaking and Extended Orgasm.
3. Weber 1644 12" Grill Brush & Scraper

So- what did I add to my cart? Is she getting porn, or a new grill?

You get her a grill and you won't get much in return, I can guarantee. :rolleyes:

[pokerchick66]

A vibrating grill cleaner?

[ohio]

A case of "C" batteries.....

[pokerchick66]

Kielbasa.

[Staxsun]

Kielbasa.

What stage are they playing at?

[Amy Winette]

Trying to find something for the lucky lady. All of the major appliances are relatively new, so Im stuck with the traditional stuff- candy, lingere, porn.

So I add something to my cart at amazon. You know how they say "Customers who bought the items in your shopping cart also bought:" and list 3 other related items? Well, here are the 3 from Amazon (honest this is true):

1. Female Masturbation : Orgasm One Stroke at a Time. Volume I
2. Deliberate Orgasm Duet: Expanding Female Orgasm plus The Technique of Peaking and Extended Orgasm.
3. Weber 1644 12" Grill Brush & Scraper

So- what did I add to my cart? Is she getting porn, or a new grill?

MD, I reverse engineered it, you bought "the art of the female orgasm" -- c'mon now, you don't need help, do you?? ;)

[ozzie]

I'm sure George Foreman can offer some advice!

[mamaroux]

Too funny!

but if you really wanna make a big hit for Valentine's day, shop New Orleans via the internet... F. Mignon http://www.mignonfaget.com/ or Adlers http://www.adlersjewelry.com/ and Rubyann Bertram Harker http://www.rubyannonline.com or Katy Bah http://katybeh.com/ are always a good choice.

[Blitzzzzz]

I'd go with the 12 inch scraper! Sounds like a multi-use tool to me!:cool:

[stlbarb]

sure, they say its 12", but i bet its only 8 & 1/2.

[ozzie]

sure, they say its 12", but i bet its only 8 & 1/2.

Size doesn't matter.... no really!

[Corona]

sure, they say its 12", but i bet its only 8 & 1/2.
roflmao.....ya got that right! ;)

[Staxsun]

A vibrating grill cleaner?

You know what they say, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion."

[Corona]

lol Stax!

[bluedog]

bwahahaha! lmao!


but if you really wanna make a big hit for Valentine's day, shop New Orleans via the internet... F. Mignon http://www.mignonfaget.com/ or Adlers http://www.adlersjewelry.com/ and Rubyann Bertram Harker http://www.rubannonline.com or Katy Bah http://katybeh.com/ are always a good choice.

very good choices! me likes ALL of those! 'cept the ruba link didn't work... Sending these to hubby for hints. Tired of the same ole Godiva. 7 years of Godiva is just too much! thanx!

[Amyloves...]

This is a scream. Yall are crazy!

[mdfest]

Im trusting everyone here not to spill the beans about the new grill- I can trust you, right?

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

mdfest, we are interested in knowing what you put into your cart that guided you to these "other related items". Please tell all.

[mdfest]

http://www.thegrillstoreandmore.com/image/products/big-pics/398881b.jpg

[Fred (Texas JF Fanatic)]

Now, now, tell the truth. We promiss to keep a secret.

[Lostcajun]

MD you got quite a grill dude, remind me not to grill next to you. I don't want my Hibachi to look any smaller than it already is......

[Staxsun]

Im trusting everyone here not to spill the beans about the new grill- I can trust you, right?

I always spill the beans. When I try to grill them they fall through the holes.

[Mardigrasbaby35]

sure, they say its 12", but i bet its only 8 & 1/2.
i think i've heard something like that from a guy once.....:D

[mamaroux]

bwahahaha! lmao!




very good choices! me likes ALL of those! 'cept the ruba link didn't work... Sending these to hubby for hints. Tired of the same ole Godiva. 7 years of Godiva is just too much! thanx!

ah, a typo... sorry about that! http://rubyannonline.com but I see she also has an ebay store now: http://stores.ebay.com/rubyanndesigns

Hope your hubby takes the hint!

[Jacquesimomo]

Is he coming to the patry?