Oh Well

[Azeater]

Can’t make it. Some care, some don’t. Damnit to hell I sure care. I am going to miss all of you. Sixtieth without a fest. Doggone it. Hope all of you have a great one.

[Amyloves...]

:( I care AZ. I'm really sorry to hear that. You missed last year too.:(

[Azeater]

Thanks Amy. Sitting here doing the little girl thingy. What a lineup. I have not been present much lately as it depresses me too much knowing I won't be participating. I hope for next year but said the same last.

Hope all of you have a blast. Rads at the patry. Too much. What a metamorphisis the patry has taken. Darn it. Too much for me so see all of you later. Take care.

[Amyloves...]

Aw AZ.....I'm so sorry. That's a shame.

[Corona]

Sorry Az.....and to think the patry started because YOU started the Commanders Thread. God, that's a lifetime ago. I remember when we almost had you last year for the patry and then no go. Not a chance again huh? That sucks :(

[Carolina Beadhead]

Can’t make it. Some care, some don’t. Damnit to hell I sure care. I am going to miss all of you. Sixtieth without a fest. Doggone it. Hope all of you have a great one.

Sorry, Brob. Wish you could be there. :(
I know you need it.

[breambob]

Say it ain't so, bro. Me sad.
Even though we've never met, me and all the other threadheads have made a long and loving bond with you. So Thanks, and show up more often.
And I'm pissed a little too. grisgris and I may have to devise a kidnapping plot on your ass.

[Calypsogirl]

Bob, my heart is heavy that you won't be with us again. My heart hurt as I read your post. Just know that I am always thinking of you - even when I am not posting. If not for a crazy idea that some of these folks might like to get together for an extravagant dinner at Commander's Palace, (or as we like to call it, Martha and the Commanders) we might not have grown into the bonded, stangely disturbed group of people who meet en masse each year. You are loved. I will miss you, ya big trannie. But your spirit will be with me!

[swag]

Hey, Bob.

[Blitzzzzz]

Say it ain't so, bro. Me sad.
Even though we've never met, me and all the other threadheads have made a long and loving bond with you. So Thanks, and show up more often.
And I'm pissed a little too. grisgris and I may have to devise a kidnapping plot on your ass.

Yeah, what he said!! Me sad, too!:cool:

[saturn]

Sorry, Bob. :( Would've been good to meet up with you.

[Amy Winette]

Brob, why can't you come? Can't you find a way? Even for just a weekend or the PATRY?? A lot of us care and wish we could see you :)

[ohio]

Sorry Bob-o. We miss ya!

[VWGal]

I remember that thread, it was back when I was knee high to a lurker! AZ, you will be in our hearts and we will toast you at the patry as bringing this loony bin together. But how much better it would be if you could be there...can you plan for next year? Fest just keeps getting better...

[mdfest]

That sucks- I was hoping to meet you.

[sophisticated sissy]

Can’t make it. Some care, some don’t. Damnit to hell I sure care. I am going to miss all of you. Sixtieth without a fest. Doggone it. Hope all of you have a great one.

Hi, AZ,
Welcome to the new forum!
I'm having a few problems this morning. I thought you might be able to help figure this one out. It's a story I read on yahoo News of the Weird. It's one of those "fortunately/ unfortunately" situations.
An iguana by the name of Mozart has had an erection. For over a week. Yahoo describes it as a "red, swollen erection".

Bad News: Mozart's docs fear an infection.

More Bad News: As a result, Mozart's penis will have to be...how do you say this politely?...umm...sorry to be so abrupt....chopped! (poor Mozart :( !!!)
BUT

But the good news is that iguanas, as it turns out, have two penises!:) At least, the males ones, anyway... (Yay for Mozart!!!)


So, you might well ask, what is the trouble? First of all, I was wondering if we are allowed to use the term "penis" here in the message forum? (I don't know if that should be a question, but it is something I was curious about.)

My great-grandmother always used to say, "You learn something new every day." It's true. But I never knew that iguanas, the male ones, had two penises, did you? Or am I the only person in the whole world who is just finding this out?

Thirdly, the other problem I am having trouble with is the fact that this story originates from, of all places, Antwerp. Belgium. Yes, that's exactly what I said to myself. Even though I know Ohio says he thinks he was born in Belgium, I recall reading last year that Belgium does not exist. :D

Anyway, AZ...we miss ya around these parts! Hope all goes well for you!

[ohio]

Thirdly, the other problem I am having trouble with is the fact that this story originates from, of all places, Antwerp. Belgium. Yes, that's exactly what I said to myself. Even though I know Ohio says he thinks he was born in Belgium, I recall reading last year that Belgium does not exist. :D

au contraire, mon ami! I was born in Michigan (Go Blue!). Belgium is a scam: http://zapatopi.net/belgium/

[Corona]

do not start.
;)

[grisgris]

Say it ain't so, bro. Me sad.
Even though we've never met, me and all the other threadheads have made a long and loving bond with you. So Thanks, and show up more often.
And I'm pissed a little too. grisgris and I may have to devise a kidnapping plot on your ass.

Oh Bream we will use the same plot as me & Swampgirl were going to use last year if you could not go to Fest. But this year we have a secret weapon. OHHHHH Miss Seebass, please pack your Louie Viton overnight bag. We got a mission from gawd to go get your old friend & runnin buddy in AZ. AZ be afraid be very afraid. You never know when we may show up with a warrant in hand. ;)

[breambob]

Oh Bream we will use the same plot as me & Swampgirl were going to use last year if you could not go to Fest. But this year we have a secret weapon. OHHHHH Miss Seebass, please pack your Louie Viton overnight bag. We got a mission from gawd to go get your old friend & runnin buddy in AZ. AZ be afraid be very afraid. You never know when we may show up with a warrant in hand. ;)

You bring the handcuffs, ms seebass will handle the muscle. I'll drive until I'm too drunk to drive.

Ohh I like that idea.

And there has been way to little oinkage aroud here. So: Six pack to the first that identifies these pervs by their threadhead names.

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Oh, and b00bs:

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[ibjamn]

preview, preview, preview...

[mdfest]

Im having trouble making out those threadheads

[Carolina Beadhead]

You bring the handcuffs, ms seebass will handle the muscle. I'll drive until I'm too drunk to drive.

Ohh I like that idea.

And there has been way to little oinkage aroud here. So: Six pack to the first that identifies these pervs by their threadhead names.

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Oh, and b00bs:

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Not sure what bream's been dinking but

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0148.jpg

and

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0150.jpg

[breambob]

What am I doing wrong?

And how 'bout those hooters? Strange nips though.

Maybe I got it now...

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0148.jpg

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0150.jpg

BooBs

[swag]

What a handsome group of young men!

[saturn]

What a handsome group of young men!

Of course, I was about to say that very same thing.
http://www.mydisplayimage.com/girlie/rasberry.jpg

[mdfest]

Im offended im not included

[pokerchick66]

Im offended im not included

I'm shocked you're not included.

[breambob]

Im offended im not included

I'm going to personally implore cisco kid "The Lord Of The Oinkers" (May the Godz Exult His Name) to include you in the Krewe de Cochon.
You have most certainly earned and desrerve it.

We are brothers in all things porkish. Boobs, nips and here's to semi wet t-shirts with some erectile tissue action going :)

[mdfest]

I'm going to personally implore cisco kid "The Lord Of The Oinkers" (May the Godz Exult His Name) to include you in the Krewe de Couchon.
You have most certainly earned and desrerve it.

We are brothers in all things porkish. Boobs, nips and here's to semi wet t-shirts with some erectile tissue action going :)

finally a voice of reason from the fog

[mrSteve]

Hi BoB! What color are the toes these days? So your not gonna show up now that it's your turn to buy, I know a nice little place by a cemetery we could go to.

[sophisticated sissy]

Not sure what bream's been dinking but

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0148.jpg

and

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0150.jpg

Is doze jello shots in them inverted nips?

[ohio]

do not start.
;)Thought you might show up here...

[ohio]

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0148.jpgIs doze jello shots in them inverted nips?THE FEW, THE PROUD...

[breambob]

Is doze jello shots in them inverted nips?

No, but if you flip the switch on her back you will grow hair on your palm and eventually go blind. It's everything I can do to keep the blinky lights off.
FLIP
THE
SWITCH
OFF !!!

OK, this lagniappe goes back in the box.

[Calypsogirl]

Well I never been to Belgium.....
But I kinda like the waffles.
Well they say that i was born there....
But it really don't exist now...

[breambob]

One more pic. The qoute from ibjamn was a classic, excellent button.

And Belgium does exist if you fly "over" it. Has anyone been there besides corona?

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p12/breambob/IMGP0152.jpg

[ozzie]

I don't really get it, but am laughing anyway!

And Az... wish I was meeting you this year. Take care.

[ohio]

No, but if you flip the switch on her back you will grow hair on your palm and eventually go blind. It's everything I can do to keep the blinky lights off.
FLIP
THE
SWITCH
OFF !!!

OK, this lagniappe goes back in the box.
Had to give my set away...kept calling from the closet...

[ohio]

Well I never been to Belgium.....
But I kinda like the waffles.
Well they say that i was born there....
But it really don't exist now...
But I been to Oklahoma

[VWGal]

I miss wOOkie, but only sorta.;)

[stlbarb]

i may not get all the names straight,
but i'm pretty sure they've all tried to look down my shirt at some point in time.

I LOVE PIGS!

[Corona]

Hey, that's my button from last year lol! Oinker Central :)

[Corona]

Yeah, they are a loveable, oinky bunch and yes Mdfest, you are a perfect fit for the Krewe de Cochon! Welcome ;)

Bream, those pics of the buttons and stuff from the patry last year were awesome! Thanks for posting them :)

[Corona]

I miss wOOkie, but only sorta.;)
shhh, if Amy sees that she's gonna freak lol! ;)

[Amy Winette]

I've learned to ignore things on this board . . . ;)

[VWGal]

I miss Pookie. That's it! Ya, that's it!

[mrSteve]

i may not get all the names straight,
but i'm pretty sure they've all tried to look down my shirt at some point in time.

I LOVE PIGS!

Don't think I've had the pleasure of a peek Barb, maybe this year! BooBs!

[Azeater]

How did I know this thread would degenerate into porcine madness. I am shocked. I am also moved by all the good wishes. Thank all of you. Wish I was able to come as it would be a blast. Perhaps instead of dinner at Commander’s we could do dinner at Dahl and Deluca. Mr. Steve knows the place well. Perhaps next year.

As a FYI my mom is doing quite poorly. Presently in the hospital and I spent the day with her today. Am now preparing to debauch myself over a piece of prime rib and a few cosmos. I will raise a toast to Fest from Outback.

Bless you all. I miss the camaraderie more than you know.

Trannys forever!!!! You sickos. LOL

[FurryLilFellah]

I'm going to Outback with Brob.

[breambob]

I'm going to Outback with Brob.

I heard he likes to slather Anus Balm on his steaks. I've never seen it though. It may be just a rumor, but watch your ass...

[Amy Winette]

Aww, Brob, sorry about your Mom, but glad you're able to drink a few tarminis anyway!

[Azeater]

I wish the anus balm rumor was juat a rumor. Unfortunately for the srevers it turned out to be fact. What a dining experience. Funyy thing, there were many empty tables ariound us despit the crowd waiting to be seated.Tarminis rule. nioght all.

[mymecca]

whatta shame...

i'd like to explore the "can't make the fest" riddle...perhaps a will and a way can conjoin...

i had a very funny anal balm response that the net et...too bad, so sad

[mrSteve]

"Dahl and Deluca" beautiful place with some great Italian food! sorry to hear your Mom's doing poorly Bob, we'll keep her in our thoughts.

[breambob]

I wish the anus balm rumor was juat a rumor. Unfortunately for the srevers it turned out to be fact. What a dining experience. Funyy thing, there were many empty tables ariound us despit the crowd waiting to be seated.Tarminis rule. nioght all.

I forgot to say earlier, big bon Threadhead karma to you and your family. We know y'all need that :)

[sophisticated sissy]

au contraire, mon ami! I was born in Michigan (Go Blue!). Belgium is a scam: http://zapatopi.net/belgium/



You were? :confused:


From: ohio_ 11/17/2004 9:57 pm
To: nanomundo (36 of 84)
54.36 in reply to 54.35
OH MY GOD! I was born in Belgum, now what???????

[mightyradgumbo]

Az, positive vibes to your mom and you as well, bro

Hope to meet up in NOLA in the spring, some spring.

And for gawds sake, tell that furry lil fella to wipe the anus balm off his whiskers-man alive, nutria can't live with em, can't make em into a coat.

[Amyloves...]

What a dining experience. Funyy thing, there were many empty tables ariound us despit the crowd waiting to be seated.Tarminis rule. nioght all.

LOL...That was like a "montana" sentence! Methinks AZ enjoyed his cosmos.

[stlbarb]

in your honor, i will eat twice as much, drink twice as much, pee twice as often, and dance both my asses off!

[Azeater]

I heard he likes to slather Anus Balm on his steaks. I've never seen it though. It may be just a rumor, but watch your ass...

bumping because I had to think of Bream using the words slather and anus balm in a post one more time.