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bluesgirl
06-25-2008, 09:31 AM
Mobile phone battery dead? Try dancing


What do you do if you are stuck in a field at a pop festival but there's trouble ahead because your mobile phone's battery is about to run out?

Thanks to a new gizmo, you now just need to face the music and dance.

Mobile phone operator Orange said on Tuesday it had teamed up with GotWind, a firm specializing in renewable energy, to produce a recharger powered by dance energy alone.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080624/od_nm/phone_dc;_ylt=AubtJBEF4Elb.laut8HB2PUZ.3QA

Moon
06-25-2008, 09:35 AM
I leave my phone at home.

bluesgirl
06-25-2008, 09:40 AM
I leave my phone at home.

I can't, because I have to call mamaroux when I get in the front row for TAB!!!

rosetree
06-25-2008, 10:33 AM
Well then, this shouldn't be to far off....harnessing breast power for charging batteries (yes, I said breast);)

http://www.slate.com/id/2193827/pagenum/2/

linza22
06-25-2008, 10:38 AM
Well then, this shouldn't be to far off....harnessing breast power for charging batteries (yes, I said breast);)

http://www.slate.com/id/2193827/pagenum/2/

now that's what i'm talkin' about! my 'girls' could generate a lot of power!

Muffaletta Diver
06-25-2008, 10:43 AM
No doubt, before long the Professor Wang mentioned in the article will begin work on the male counterpart. ;)

rosetree
06-25-2008, 10:45 AM
No doubt, before long the Professor Wang mentioned in the article will begin work on the male counterpart. ;)

How did I know that this would awaken you from the deep recesses of your mind!;) :D :D

Muffaletta Diver
06-25-2008, 10:46 AM
I know...it's pure cherrypicking.

rosetree
06-25-2008, 10:47 AM
I know...it's pure cherrypicking.

Like shooting fish in a barrel!;)

jerseygirl67
06-25-2008, 11:07 AM
Like shooting fish in a barrel!;)

You guys are great!

Mexi
06-25-2008, 11:14 AM
No doubt, before long the Professor Wang mentioned in the article will begin work on the male counterpart. ;)

:eek: Thanks, for the visual Muff.

jerseygirl67
06-25-2008, 11:21 AM
:eek: Thanks, for the visual Muff.

yes, but on some, it will work better than others.

Muffaletta Diver
06-25-2008, 12:41 PM
:eek: Thanks, for the visual Muff.

What, you have a problem with Professor Wang??

bluesbaby
06-25-2008, 12:41 PM
Awe, there's SOOOO something I wish I could post but dont have a link to it. ITs called the Wine Rack. It is a pair of small pouches that fit inside the bra and has a hidden tube coming out of it. It accomplishes 2 things: 1)increases bust size by 1-2 cups and 2) holds MORE THAN A BOTTLE'S WORTH OF WINE! Soo, ladies, no more worries about getting guys to buy you drinks, when you can secretly bring it with you! LMAO!!!!

swag
06-25-2008, 01:01 PM
Awe, there's SOOOO something I wish I could post but dont have a link to it. ITs called the Wine Rack. It is a pair of small pouches that fit inside the bra and has a hidden tube coming out of it. It accomplishes 2 things: 1)increases bust size by 1-2 cups and 2) holds MORE THAN A BOTTLE'S WORTH OF WINE! Soo, ladies, no more worries about getting guys to buy you drinks, when you can secretly bring it with you! LMAO!!!!

http://www.google.com/search?q=wine+rack+bra

bluesbaby
06-25-2008, 01:04 PM
http://www.google.com/search?q=wine+rack+bra

Ah Ha! I KNEW Swag would find it! Awesome! BTW, there is also a male version called the 'Beer Belly'. Although I can't imagine a guy would WANT to look like he has a big beer gut all for the sake of avoiding paying for his beer at the concessions. LOL

Mexi
06-25-2008, 01:07 PM
yes, but on some, it will work better than others.

:D

Mexi
06-25-2008, 01:09 PM
What, you have a problem with Professor Wang??

Yes. Yes, I do.
He also invented the Wang-Chung..and I had all sorts of problems with that too, alright?

Muffaletta Diver
06-25-2008, 01:09 PM
There she is! Welcome back, hun!

swag
06-25-2008, 01:18 PM
Ah Ha! I KNEW Swag would find it! Awesome!

Well, as you can see from my search terms, that wasn't hard. I'll need a bigger challenge next time to keep me amused ;)

glinda
06-25-2008, 01:24 PM
Ah Ha! I KNEW Swag would find it! Awesome! BTW, there is also a male version called the 'Beer Belly'. Although I can't imagine a guy would WANT to look like he has a big beer gut all for the sake of avoiding paying for his beer at the concessions. LOL
hmmm.. but wouldn't the girls (and the beer belly) shrink as the evening wears on? oh so many implications...

linza22
06-25-2008, 01:25 PM
Well, as you can see from my search terms, that wasn't hard. I'll need a bigger challenge next time to keep me amused ;)


hahaha!

bluesbaby
06-25-2008, 01:29 PM
hmmm.. but wouldn't the girls (and the beer belly) shrink as the evening wears on? oh so many implications...

Ah! Glad you asked! Nope. To remedy that, all you have to do is blow air into the pouch after you have emptied it of its wine. :)

linza22
06-25-2008, 01:32 PM
Ah! Glad you asked! Nope. To remedy that, all you have to do is blow air into the pouch after you have emptied it of its wine. :)

after a bottle of wine to myself...this 'blowing air' should be interesting!

sophisticated sissy
06-25-2008, 01:33 PM
Next year, I am not bringing a pack of any sort to Jazz Fest. I'm going to buy a camel and bring that instead. Not only will I not have to carry my stuff all over Creation, it will also eliminate the need for cabs. Plus, it will save all kinds of time because I won't be wasting any waiting for a cab.

There aren't any rules about bringing camels to the Jazz Fest, are there?

linza22
06-25-2008, 01:36 PM
Next year, I am not bringing a pack of any sort to Jazz Fest. I'm going to buy a camel and bring that instead. Not only will I not have to carry my stuff all over Creation, it will also eliminate the need for cabs. Plus, it will save all kinds of time because I won't be wasting any waiting for a cab.

There aren't any rules about bringing camels to the Jazz Fest, are there?

i don't think so...but he can only bring in 2 sealed bottle waters.

sophisticated sissy
06-25-2008, 01:38 PM
:) That's good. Camels are noted for not drinking very much. Of course, with the high humidity, s/he might consume a little more than normal.

ohio
06-25-2008, 06:06 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/camel.jpg

festbabe
06-25-2008, 06:24 PM
TFF, Ohio!

festbabe
06-25-2008, 06:26 PM
Ah Ha! I KNEW Swag would find it! Awesome! BTW, there is also a male version called the 'Beer Belly'. Although I can't imagine a guy would WANT to look like he has a big beer gut all for the sake of avoiding paying for his beer at the concessions. LOL

And for a big guy (who has beer belly enough), is there a version for those dreaded "man boobs"??

McGregor
06-25-2008, 06:45 PM
And for a big guy (who has beer belly enough), is there a version for those dreaded "man boobs"??

for the love of god, let's hope not!

swag
06-25-2008, 07:00 PM
And for a big guy (who has beer belly enough), is there a version for those dreaded "man boobs"??

Well, the disclaimer (http://www.thebeerbelly.com/winerack.asp)says "WARNING: Guys, if you’re gonna wear these, WE DO NOT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT! "

breambob
06-25-2008, 07:01 PM
Ah Ha! I KNEW Swag would find it! Awesome! BTW, there is also a male version called the 'Beer Belly'. Although I can't imagine a guy would WANT to look like he has a big beer gut all for the sake of avoiding paying for his beer at the concessions. LOL

Well. now I am offended. I always turn my fanny pack around and under my tshirt just for that effect. They never check there. And godz knows what they would find...
Slip it back around after the gates.

;)

ohio
06-25-2008, 07:03 PM
And for a big guy (who has beer belly enough), is there a version for those dreaded "man boobs"??
Drink enough beer and he'll have real ones :eek:

mightyradgumbo
06-25-2008, 09:09 PM
There aren't any rules about bringing camels to the Jazz Fest, are there?

Just put on dark glasses and carry a cane and when they question you say its your seeing eye dog. When they tell you its a camel, act shocked and say "I'm blind and they gave me a camel?"
Thanks ladies and germs I am here all week, tip your bartenders and waitresses

jerseygirl67
06-25-2008, 09:17 PM
Just put on dark glasses and carry a cane and when they question you say its your seeing eye dog. When they tell you its a camel, act shocked and say "I'm blind and they gave me a camel?"
Thanks ladies and germs I am here all week, tip your bartenders and waitresses

Hey there...how goes the big move??? Ready yet?

mightyradgumbo
06-25-2008, 09:22 PM
Hey there...how goes the big move??? Ready yet?

Getting there, last of the packing this week-been absolutely crazy. Battery on my vehicle died today, better now than on the road to NOLA, suppose. How are you? Will I see you in Nolavember as previously discussed?

jerseygirl67
06-25-2008, 09:33 PM
Getting there, last of the packing this week-been absolutely crazy. Battery on my vehicle died today, better now than on the road to NOLA, suppose. How are you? Will I see you in Nolavember as previously discussed?

I am hoping....now it looks to be for Voo Doo fest. Not sure. Like I said, I am in Vegas early Sept. Hopefully, I will get lots of $$$$ from them and just move there!!!! LOL

Lit
06-25-2008, 09:42 PM
Getting there, last of the packing this week-been absolutely crazy. Battery on my vehicle died today, better now than on the road to NOLA, suppose. How are you? Will I see you in Nolavember as previously discussed?

Do yourself a favor Gumbo and get one of these to keep in your vehicle before you leave:

http://www.remybattery.com/ZoomImage.aspx?productID=ES5000

I can't count the number of times this has saved us (including on Monday at CFF, after everyone else had left) or the number of times we have used it to rescue others. You can also connect an inverter to it and run regular appliances and electronics for hours. Must have product imo. You can usually get good deals on them at your local automotive supply store. Don't get a cheap one though; get this one.

mightyradgumbo
06-25-2008, 10:42 PM
Do yourself a favor Gumbo and get one of these to keep in your vehicle before you leave:

http://www.remybattery.com/ZoomImage.aspx?productID=ES5000

I can't count the number of times this has saved us (including on Monday at CFF, after everyone else had left) or the number of times we have used it to rescue others. You can also connect an inverter to it and run regular appliances and electronics for hours. Must have product imo. You can usually get good deals on them at your local automotive supply store. Don't get a cheap one though; get this one.

Thanks! I do actually have one, made by the diehard (battery not movie) peeps, but the thing is the battery was just old so it had to be put down.

mamaroux
06-25-2008, 11:13 PM
I can't, because I have to call mamaroux when I get in the front row for TAB!!!

AMEN to that!!!

mamaroux
06-25-2008, 11:20 PM
Awe, there's SOOOO something I wish I could post but dont have a link to it. ITs called the Wine Rack. It is a pair of small pouches that fit inside the bra and has a hidden tube coming out of it. It accomplishes 2 things: 1)increases bust size by 1-2 cups and 2) holds MORE THAN A BOTTLE'S WORTH OF WINE! Soo, ladies, no more worries about getting guys to buy you drinks, when you can secretly bring it with you! LMAO!!!!

ONE TO TWO CUPS?? ... it's more like gallons, not cups.

mamaroux
06-25-2008, 11:27 PM
they only sell that rack in a small... that's a good thing, otherwise it could be deadly.

sophisticated sissy
06-25-2008, 11:43 PM
http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o291/bryanr1234/camel.jpg

:D That's what I'm talking about!

Blitzzzzz
06-26-2008, 12:31 AM
And for a big guy (who has beer belly enough), is there a version for those dreaded "man boobs"??

You know, I'm thinking if we put this all together we come up with the kinetic cod piece, enhances your profile, secrets your liquor stash and if you dance enough, keeps that cellphone buzzin'!:cool:

jerseygirl67
06-26-2008, 08:03 AM
You know, I'm thinking if we put this all together we come up with the kinetic cod piece, enhances your profile, secrets your liquor stash and if you dance enough, keeps that cellphone buzzin'!:cool:

LMAO...and again all the people in the office think I am insane laughing out loud!

bluesgirl
06-26-2008, 08:55 AM
AMEN to that!!!

I see yer hangin' with my man again...oh, that's me with ya so it's OK. :p

Staxsun
06-26-2008, 12:16 PM
You know, I'm thinking if we put this all together we come up with the kinetic cod piece, enhances your profile, secrets your liquor stash and if you dance enough, keeps that cellphone buzzin'!:cool:

"The number you have reached is being serviced at this time......"

mamaroux
06-26-2008, 03:41 PM
I see yer hangin' with my man again...oh, that's me with ya so it's OK. :p

Yeah, I was... but I love this of Abbie, so I needed to use this for a while.

bluesbaby
06-26-2008, 06:24 PM
Yeah, I was... but I love this of Abbie, so I needed to use this for a while.

Awe, sooooo sweet. Makes me want one!

mightyradgumbo
06-26-2008, 10:33 PM
Awe, sooooo sweet. Makes me want one!

Ya busy next week? ;)

mamaroux
06-26-2008, 10:39 PM
Awe, sooooo sweet. Makes me want one!

I'll send you a pic of her, if you want, but you can't have her, she's mine!

bluesbaby
06-26-2008, 10:47 PM
Ya busy next week? ;)

Oh, Gumby. What am I gonna do with you. tsk tsk

mamaroux
06-26-2008, 11:05 PM
Ya busy next week? ;)

::::SLAP:::: she means a grandchild... you can give those back! tsk, tsk, tsk!

bluesbaby
06-26-2008, 11:14 PM
::::SLAP:::: she means a grandchild... you can give those back! tsk, tsk, tsk!

Mama, you are so on the same page as me! Love the little snuggle babe, but do like being able to give them back to mom!

mamaroux
06-26-2008, 11:24 PM
Mama, you are so on the same page as me! Love the little snuggle babe, but do like being able to give them back to mom!

I knew that! I keep saying being a memere is the best thing ever... especially if you can skip that middle step! LOL