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Rossvegas
06-18-2008, 10:23 AM
Hey y'all! In the wake of Tiger's big win this week, I thought I would turn you onto a golf course unlike any other....

The short story is that a buddy of mine was the Middle East Bureau chief for the Toronto Star, and his beat covered both Iraq and Afghanistan. He filed one report about this golf course in Kabul, and I've been intrigued ever since!

(I should declare at this point that I'm the crappiest golfer. Ever.)

Anyway, it turns out that there was this guy in Pakistan who was an unbelievable golfer. He entered their equivalent of the US Open, and won ot hands down. Unfortunately (for him), the guy was a Hindu and there was no way that they would allow a non-Muslim to succeed like that so he was banned from further competition. He emigrated to Afghanistan just before the Russian invasion, and decided to open his own golf course.

The Russians came through and bombed his place to bits. He rebuilt it, and it functioned (barely) until all of the recent nonsense fired up again. More bombing, more landmines. He rebuilt one more time, and now the Kabul Golf Club is open for business!

In my friend's article, he asked the guy about the danger of golfing on the course. (While the war is pretty much away from Kabul, there was still the danger of land mines.) His response had me in stitches:

"Well, we combed it pretty good and we didn't find anything. I then had a shepherd wander the property with his flock for a couple of weeks, and nobody blew up, so it's perfectly safe now!"

The odds are pretty good that you'll never have the chance to golf this course, but you CAN buy their merchandise online, and it is extremely cool. (I'm actually ordering some stuff today for a friend as a going-away present.) I guarantee that you'll never find a better golf conversation piece anywhere.

The course itself is pretty ridiculous. You rent a 1 foot square mat (fake grass with a plastic tee embedded in it) for a dollar, and you drop it down on the ground whenever you make a shot. You hit the ball, pick up your turf (the only turf on the course) and make your way to the next spot. There are no "greens" - in Kabul, they're called "browns" because they are made of sand and oil. :>) You'll want two caddies: one to carry your clubs and another to run ahead and find your ball in the desert brush.

If you get a minute, visit their website and click on "the Experience". It's unreal...

http://www.kabulgolfclub.com/index.asp

Festvet
06-18-2008, 10:36 AM
Too bad the merchandise isn't as cheap as the greens fees!

Rossvegas
06-18-2008, 10:42 AM
Yeah, but I suspect the risk of the shirts and hats blowing up aren't as great as the golfers blowing up, so it all works out... :>)

bluesbaby
06-18-2008, 12:21 PM
Too funny!

Ross, I don't care how crappy a golfer you are. Come play with me in Colorado for the Benoit Classic and I can promise you, there will be NO LANDMINES! :D

Frosty
06-18-2008, 12:31 PM
Or for those who shoot for higher goals:

http://www.nbaa.com.af/

Rossvegas
06-18-2008, 02:30 PM
Too funny!

Ross, I don't care how crappy a golfer you are. Come play with me in Colorado for the Benoit Classic and I can promise you, there will be NO LANDMINES! :D

Hmm. By "come play with me" do you mean GOLF with you? (Just kidding!)

That tournament sounds like a real howl, and there's a pretty good chance that the golf people in Colorado don't work with the same blacklist that they're using here in Canada...it's a possibility!

bluesbaby
06-18-2008, 02:55 PM
Hmm. By "come play with me" do you mean GOLF with you? (Just kidding!)

That tournament sounds like a real howl, and there's a pretty good chance that the golf people in Colorado don't work with the same blacklist that they're using here in Canada...it's a possibility!

Haw! Are you kidding? They'll love you! And there will be more playing than just on the course. (MUSIC that is!!) C'mon! Do it! At the night show, we can be each other's wing man! Hahaha!

Rossvegas
06-18-2008, 03:56 PM
Oh BB, this sounds SO tempting, but the short story is that I can barely walk right now! I completely destroyed my right foot at the Fest this year (plantar fasciitis again), and I'm now on a regimen of physio and Motrin - it really sucks. I can barely walk the dog, never mind walk the course!

As for being your wing man, I should tell you that I am the absolute worst "Voice of Reason" you'll ever meet in your life! For example, if some undersireable dude ends up hitting on you, I am more than likely to tell him that "while Janice and I are indeed in a committed relationship, it is an 'open' relationship, so go have fun...just make sure you bring her back in time to make me breakfast in the morning!"

Like I said, I'm no good. No good at all.... :>)

bluesbaby
06-18-2008, 06:40 PM
Oh BB, this sounds SO tempting, but the short story is that I can barely walk right now! I completely destroyed my right foot at the Fest this year (plantar fasciitis again), and I'm now on a regimen of physio and Motrin - it really sucks. I can barely walk the dog, never mind walk the course!

As for being your wing man, I should tell you that I am the absolute worst "Voice of Reason" you'll ever meet in your life! For example, if some undersireable dude ends up hitting on you, I am more than likely to tell him that "while Janice and I are indeed in a committed relationship, it is an 'open' relationship, so go have fun...just make sure you bring her back in time to make me breakfast in the morning!"

Like I said, I'm no good. No good at all.... :>)

Oh, Hunnie,
You had me feeling sorry for you about your foot. Until I read about you tossing me to the wolves and expecting breakfast in the morning!

You crazy man!