Ms. Seabass has some splainin' to do

[eat_mo_crawfish]

A tranny robs a Burger King in Carol Town, hmmmmmmmmmmm, shriners not paying da bills hunni???

http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/frontpage/index.ssf?/base/news-28/121082980840410.xml&coll=1

[piscesgirl]

I can't wait to hear this....

[Festngator]

Later that month, a man wearing what one eyewitness described as a "long, blond wig, like Nancy Sinatra" opened fire on a man in Algiers outside a neighborhood bar that was holding a weekly trivia night inside.

Trivia players look out

[linza22]

I can't wait to hear this....

oh, this'll be good!

[ibjamn]

A tranny robs a Burger King in Carol Town, hmmmmmmmmmmm, shriners not paying da bills hunni???

http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/frontpage/index.ssf?/base/news-28/121082980840410.xml&coll=1

OMG!!!! ROFLMBFAO!!!!!!!

[Carolina Beadhead]

"But one employee, who saw the security camera footage, said that since the suspect made the effort to dress the part of a woman, he should not have halfhearted it.
"He should've gone to the spa first," the employee said."

...

"He was wearing a red wig, pink necklace and a red, white and black floral dress during the time of the robbery. It was not known whether stilettos or pumps were the footwear of choice."

[Carolina Beadhead]

Later that month, a man wearing what one eyewitness described as a "long, blond wig, like Nancy Sinatra" opened fire on a man in Algiers outside a neighborhood bar that was holding a weekly trivia night inside.

Trivia players look out

Now, that's a Seebass copycat. Our Seebass would NEVER use a gun. S/he would use her womanly wiles instead.

[mdfest]

It was not known whether stilettos or pumps were the footwear of choice.

[rosetree]

Later that month, a man wearing what one eyewitness described as a "long, blond wig, like Nancy Sinatra" opened fire on a man in Algiers outside a neighborhood bar that was holding a weekly trivia night inside.

Trivia players look out

HOLY CRAP!!!!
He "Forrest Gumped" him...shot him in the buttocks....

[mightyradgumbo]

Hmmmm, "Once inside, he demanded money before slinking out the same window to make his escape."

That does sound like an exit befitting Ms Seebass.

Kinda sounds like a Beatles song "She came in through the drive-thru window"

[misSeebass]

"He should've gone to the spa first," the employee said

Dat's fine talk from sum burger n fry pusher who gots ta git up at 3am onna Sunday mornin ta cum ta work!! She need ta take her ol stanky back ta Gert-town fo she get sum smack-down from sweeet Seebass!

So things been a lil tight down at da Artist Cafe o late an wit all dem 'music luvvers' intown takin up purrfitlee good Shrinah space. A gurl jus gotta do.. .. Not ta mention pressure from her 'Sochull Directah" on account o da high price o gas fo da Bass-illac!

mis S gotta make sum othah ends meet til FEMA let go sum cash an a fresh batch o sweet Meh-he-canos arrive, or dey rotate out dem poor, tired (broke) Nationul Guardmen fo sum fresh faced backwood boyz!

Don't axe, don't tell baybee!

[Belle]

Dat's fine talk from sum burger n fry pusher who gots ta git up at 3am onna Sunday mornin ta cum ta work!! She need ta take her ol stanky back ta Gert-town fo she get sum smack-down from sweeet Seebass!

So things been a lil tight down at da Artist Cafe o late an wit all dem 'music luvvers' intown takin up purrfitlee good Shrinah space. A gurl jus gotta do.. .. Not ta mention pressure from her 'Sochull Directah" on account o da high price o gas fo da Bass-illac!

mis S gotta make sum othah ends meet til FEMA let go sum cash an a fresh batch o sweet Meh-he-canos arrive, or dey rotate out dem poor, tired (broke) Nationul Guardmen fo sum fresh faced backwood boyz!

Don't axe, don't tell baybee!

Nothing less than perfection of a reply!!!

[bluesbaby]

Dat's fine talk from sum burger n fry pusher who gots ta git up at 3am onna Sunday mornin ta cum ta work!! She need ta take her ol stanky back ta Gert-town fo she get sum smack-down from sweeet Seebass!

So things been a lil tight down at da Artist Cafe o late an wit all dem 'music luvvers' intown takin up purrfitlee good Shrinah space. A gurl jus gotta do.. .. Not ta mention pressure from her 'Sochull Directah" on account o da high price o gas fo da Bass-illac!

mis S gotta make sum othah ends meet til FEMA let go sum cash an a fresh batch o sweet Meh-he-canos arrive, or dey rotate out dem poor, tired (broke) Nationul Guardmen fo sum fresh faced backwood boyz!

Don't axe, don't tell baybee!

I am LMAO!! I havent laughed this hard in a long time!!!!

[Corona]

Dat's fine talk from sum burger n fry pusher who gots ta git up at 3am onna Sunday mornin ta cum ta work!! She need ta take her ol stanky back ta Gert-town fo she get sum smack-down from sweeet Seebass!

So things been a lil tight down at da Artist Cafe o late an wit all dem 'music luvvers' intown takin up purrfitlee good Shrinah space. A gurl jus gotta do.. .. Not ta mention pressure from her 'Sochull Directah" on account o da high price o gas fo da Bass-illac!

mis S gotta make sum othah ends meet til FEMA let go sum cash an a fresh batch o sweet Meh-he-canos arrive, or dey rotate out dem poor, tired (broke) Nationul Guardmen fo sum fresh faced backwood boyz!

Don't axe, don't tell baybee!
bwahahahaha!! Ms. Seebas....my hero :)
(or heroine???)

[tangledupinblue]

Are any of us sane? That would be asking too much!!! LOL