View Full Version : Sorry Rosetree, my Stimulus payment is gone!
tabasco
05-15-2008, 03:21 PM
Just filled my gas tank and it cost $54.00
My wife went to the grocery store for a few things and spent $120.00
Our favorite restaurants have signs up apologizing for the price increases!
What does the government expect us to use the money for? I have read they don't want us to use it to pay off bills?
Well, most of my money if not all is going toward the higher cost of living.
Yes it definitely helped a little, I should be able to pay off my Jazzfest credit card debt...Oh boy! :rolleyes:
To to all the small business people out there, good luck! Its starting to get a little scary....
rosetree
05-15-2008, 03:23 PM
Just filled my gas tank and it cost $54.00
My wife went to the grocery store for a few things and spent $120.00
Our favorite restaurants have signs up apologizing for the price increases!
What does the government expect us to use the money for? I have read they don't want us to use it to pay off bills?
Well, most of my money if not all is going toward the higher cost of living.
Yes it definitely helped a little, I should be able to pay off my Jazzfest credit card debt...Oh boy! :rolleyes:
To to all the small business people out there, good luck! Its starting to get a little scary....
:eek: :eek: :eek:
I feel your pain, believe me I do...it is more than scary.....
Muffaletta Diver
05-15-2008, 03:24 PM
I spent mine on hookers, booze and chocolate pudding. Hookers are small business people, are they not?
BigDag
05-15-2008, 03:25 PM
Just filled my gas tank and it cost $54.00
My wife went to the grocery store for a few things and spent $120.00
Our favorite restaurants have signs up apologizing for the price increases!
What does the government expect us to use the money for? I have read they don't want us to use it to pay off bills?
Well, most of my money if not all is going toward the higher cost of living.
Yes it definitely helped a little, I should be able to pay off my Jazzfest credit card debt...Oh boy! :rolleyes:
To to all the small business people out there, good luck! Its starting to get a little scary....
I hear ya. I spent my stiumlus check over Jazzfest, and I didn't even have it yet. I shudder to think what next month's bills are going to look like.
And I want to book a room for the tomato/seafood/zydeco fest in June, and for Satchmo in August, but I'm waiting to fully comprehend the damage...
Frosty
05-15-2008, 03:26 PM
Just filled my gas tank and it cost $54.00
My wife went to the grocery store for a few things and spent $120.00
Our favorite restaurants have signs up apologizing for the price increases!
What does the government expect us to use the money for? I have read they don't want us to use it to pay off bills?
Well, most of my money if not all is going toward the higher cost of living.
Yes it definitely helped a little, I should be able to pay off my Jazzfest credit card debt...Oh boy! :rolleyes:
To to all the small business people out there, good luck! Its starting to get a little scary....
In Chicago, you can now legally use your stimulus check on engorged duck livers:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/chi-0515edit3may15,0,5697002.story
Delta
05-15-2008, 03:27 PM
I spent mine on hookers, booze and chocolate pudding. Hookers are small business people, are they not?
Depends on how tall they are.
Muffaletta Diver
05-15-2008, 03:33 PM
Depends on how tall they are.
Umm...no comment. :o
Delta
05-15-2008, 03:33 PM
Height is relative anyway.
mightyradgumbo
05-15-2008, 04:13 PM
I spent mine on hookers, booze and chocolate pudding. Hookers are small business people, are they not?
If you hire the midgit hookers they are
djgriff
05-15-2008, 04:20 PM
She look familiar Muff?
http://www.recoilmag.com/news/grfx/midget_sell_short_1107.jpg
Muffaletta Diver
05-15-2008, 04:21 PM
Not from that angle...
Blainn
05-15-2008, 05:20 PM
I spent mine on hookers, booze and chocolate pudding. Hookers are small business people, are they not?
Somebody got stimulated.....
drdennis
05-15-2008, 06:41 PM
Not from that angle...
what about this angle?
http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos4655/6/70/18/39/73/7/773391870603_0_ALB.jpg
festbabe
05-15-2008, 06:52 PM
I spent mine on hookers, booze and chocolate pudding.
..
Was that all at the same time? I'm getting a weird mental picture.
Was that all at the same time? I'm getting a weird mental picture.
It's not the hookers or the booze so much, but the Chocolate Pudding.....
takes it to a whole.nother.level
festbabe
05-15-2008, 07:24 PM
It's not the hookers or the booze so much, but the Chocolate Pudding.....
takes it to a whole.nother.level
YYR :D
tabasco
05-15-2008, 07:27 PM
LMAO!!!:D I was hoping this thread wasn't going to upset people...
Why in the world would have I thought that!!!:eek:
Thanks Guys!;)
jerseygirl67
05-15-2008, 07:33 PM
LMAO!!!:D I was hoping this thread wasn't going to upset people...
Why in the world would have I thought that!!!:eek:
Thanks Guys!;)
Of course not!! With this crowd?!
just as any fyi (I DO NOT WANT ONE!!!) where does one find a midget hooker?
rosetree
05-15-2008, 07:35 PM
LMAO!!!:D I was hoping this thread wasn't going to upset people...
Why in the world would have I thought that!!!:eek:
Thanks Guys!;)
This guy is real upset that he missed the pudding!....
http://www.bsu.edu/news/media/11949/021503BillCosby2.jpg
Theotherone
05-15-2008, 08:14 PM
When I get my check on plan on protesting by not spending it.
pokerchick66
05-15-2008, 08:21 PM
When I get my check on plan on protesting by not spending it.
Good! Send it to me! ;)
Theotherone
05-15-2008, 08:35 PM
Good! Send it to me! ;)
Well, truth is Mpls Bear needs some tires. Oh yeah, and lawn furniture. But what ever is left is yours. Oh, baby needs some new shoes.
This guy is real upset that he missed the pudding!....
http://www.bsu.edu/news/media/11949/021503BillCosby2.jpg
OMG!!!!!!!!!
Cliff Huxtable!
That's some funny stuff RT...
pokerchick66
05-15-2008, 08:36 PM
Well, truth is Mpls Bear needs some tires. Oh yeah, and lawn furniture. But what ever is left is yours. Oh, baby needs some new shoes.
lol, there ya go. I think I'm gonna spend mine on Disneyworld and Festgiving. :D
pokerchick66
05-15-2008, 08:37 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!
Cliff Huxtable!
That's some funny stuff RT...
lol, I love Bill Cosby! :p
mightyradgumbo
05-15-2008, 08:46 PM
Of course not!! With this crowd?!
just as any fyi (I DO NOT WANT ONE!!!) where does one find a midget hooker?
I was pretty much able to find anything I wanted (and MUCH I didn't) on Hollywood Blvd in the other LA. Also when the circus is in town, dem carny folks is always looking for extra cash (again only stuff I heard of) :D
mightyradgumbo
05-15-2008, 08:47 PM
lol, there ya go. I think I'm gonna spend mine on Disneyworld and Festgiving. :D
Festgiving? Woohoo!
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 12:39 PM
This guy is real upset that he missed the pudding!....
http://www.bsu.edu/news/media/11949/021503BillCosby2.jpg
Oh, Rosie...I actually got the pudding FROM him. Then we went on a 72 hour bender in Vegas. At one point Bill was actually reciting his "I want chocolate cake" routine from his stand-up days while peeing into the fountains at the Bellagio. I was laughing so hard I didn't see the police come up and arrest him. He started hollaring about Mushmouth being the true star of the Fat Albert show as they were taking him away. I snuck off undetected with my stash of pudding and booze until I stumbled upon Richard Dean Anderson (from the MacGyver television show) with three midget hookers and a dwarf horse wearing a dreadlock wig (the horse, not the hookers). R.D.A. took one look at my bag of pudding and said "I think we all know what to do with that." The next thing I know I woke up naked, sore and sticky on a parkbench in a sketchy part of town. The rest of my stimulus check money was apparently gone and fueling the sordid desires of yet another former star type-cast by his signature role, out of work and self-medicating.
Thank you, Mr. President. I hope this was what you had in mind when you decided to send cash to the masses to stimulate the economy.
sharon_loves_fats
05-19-2008, 01:35 PM
Oh, Rosie...I actually got the pudding FROM him. Then we went on a 72 hour bender in Vegas. At one point Bill was actually reciting his "I want chocolate cake" routine from his stand-up days while peeing into the fountains at the Bellagio. I was laughing so hard I didn't see the police come up and arrest him. He started hollaring about Mushmouth being the true star of the Fat Albert show as they were taking him away. I snuck off undetected with my stash of pudding and booze until I stumbled upon Richard Dean Anderson (from the MacGyver television show) with three midget hookers and a dwarf horse wearing a dreadlock wig (the horse, not the hookers). R.D.A. took one look at my bag of pudding and said "I think we all know what to do with that." The next thing I know I woke up naked, sore and sticky on a parkbench in a sketchy part of town. The rest of my stimulus check money was apparently gone and fueling the sordid desires of yet another former star type-cast by his signature role, out of work and self-medicating.
Thank you, Mr. President. I hope this was what you had in mind when you decided to send cash to the masses to stimulate the economy.
You are too funny! Everyone at work wants to know what I'm laughing at, but I wouldn't know where to begin to explain!
I snuck off undetected with my stash of pudding and booze until I stumbled upon Richard Dean Anderson (from the MacGyver television show) with three midget hookers and a dwarf horse wearing a dreadlock wig (the horse, not the hookers).
Ok- WHY did they have to put a wig on the horse???
That pisses me off...
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 01:47 PM
Ok- WHY did they have to put a wig on the horse???
That pisses me off...
Have you ever heard of a disguise? People involved in what that group was involved in try not to draw attention to themselves.
rosetree
05-19-2008, 01:48 PM
Ok- WHY did they have to put a wig on the horse???
That pisses me off...
Just fanning the flames, aren't cha.....;)
festbabe
05-19-2008, 01:51 PM
Y'all are freaks, y'all are all freaks. I love y'all.
Have you ever heard of a disguise? People involved in what that group was involved in try not to draw attention to themselves.
It's the little horses ( Dwarfs), that I feel sorry for.
I'm just venting...
Sorry!
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 01:55 PM
It's the little horses ( Dwarfs), that I feel sorry for.
I'm just venting...
Sorry!
Believe me...that horse was being taken care of (if you know what I mean)...
jerseygirl67
05-19-2008, 01:56 PM
You are too funny! Everyone at work wants to know what I'm laughing at, but I wouldn't know where to begin to explain!
I feel a bit like a loon sitting at my desk laughing out loud!!!
Thanks for the humor on a Monday Muff!!!
Believe me...that horse was being taken care of (if you know what I mean)...
NO! I DON"T know what you mean. :mad:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? :confused:
NOW, I'm getting mad.
Here's the thing....whatever consenting adults want to do in Vegas, is fair game ( it's Vegas!). The Pudding & and all that stuff...fine WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT...(that's what I always say :) ). It's when innocent animals are brought into the situation that gets me angry!!! I hope you aren't the type of person to be involved with a scenario like this again.
festbabe
05-19-2008, 02:11 PM
Freaks.... still love y'all.
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 02:18 PM
NO! I DON"T know what you mean. :mad:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? :confused:
NOW, I'm getting mad.
Here's the thing....whatever consenting adults want to do in Vegas, is fair game ( it's Vegas!). The Pudding & and all that stuff...fine WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT...(that's what I always say :) ). It's when innocent animals are brought into the situation that gets me angry!!! I hope you aren't the type of person to be involved with a scenario like this again.
Truth be told...I didn't get a real good look, but it may have been a normal sized person in a dwarf horse costume. From what I have been able to look up on the internets real dwarf horses neither speak with a Jamaican accent nor can they walk on their hind legs for an extended period of time while ingesting psychadelics. The dreadlocks may have been the actual hair of the person inside the costume...I don't know. It's all a bit blurry...I was a bit star-struck (R.D.A. was huge in the 80's when I grew up) and it was as if there was a miniature Cirque du Soleil going on all around me...very disorienting. It was exactly like my freshman year in college (except without the firetrucks and candlewax on the nipples) so I can't say with much confidence that I will not become involved with a scenario again...this is not this cowboy's first trip to the rodeo. However, in the future, should authentic livestock of any kind be involved, your advice will be heeded, I assure you. I respect your stance.
sharon_loves_fats
05-19-2008, 02:19 PM
I feel a bit like a loon sitting at my desk laughing out loud!!!
And you're the new girl. At least I've been here 5 years, they all already know I'm a loon! :)
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 02:21 PM
Some people just bring the freak out in me.
Baum chicka baum baum...
However, in the future, should authentic livestock of any kind be involved, your advice will be heeded, I assure you. I respect your stance.
Aww.thanks Buffy. :o :)
I didn't mean to come at you so tough, but I care about the animals, that's all!
I too, am crazy about McGuyver & Cirque Du Soleil and might have gotten "caught up in the mix"
jerseygirl67
05-19-2008, 02:24 PM
Aww.thanks Buffy. :o :)
I didn't mean to come at you so tough, but I care about the animals, that's all!
I too, am crazy about McGuyver & Cirque Du Soleil!!
Buffy, the vampire slayer? How'd you transition from dreds, dwarfs and animals to that?
Buffy, the vampire slayer? How'd you transition from dreds, dwarfs and animals to that?
oops...I meant Muffy! :o
tabasco
05-19-2008, 02:57 PM
Ok to hell with spending the money on gas, grocery's,home improvement,blown glass(sorry again RT)....
I'M GOING TO VEGAS!!!!!:D
rosetree
05-19-2008, 03:54 PM
Ok to hell with spending the money on gas, grocery's,home improvement,blown glass(sorry again RT)....
I'M GOING TO VEGAS!!!!!:D
Damn, twice in one thread! :( ;)
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 03:56 PM
That's OK, Mark...you still have my lapdance to look forward to!
rosetree
05-19-2008, 03:58 PM
That's OK, Mark...you still have my lapdance to look forward to!
:eek: :eek:
(are the midget hookers going to be there?):o
Muffaletta Diver
05-19-2008, 04:00 PM
Throwing two of them into the mix adds a nice odd-number symmetry to it. As an artist, I'm sure you can appreciate that.
That's OK, Mark...you still have my lapdance to look forward to!
Hell yeah!
jerseygirl67
05-19-2008, 05:48 PM
That's OK, Mark...you still have my lapdance to look forward to!
I'll offer to be the official photographer for the event....just in case....