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Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 02:32 PM
I'm pleased to announce that my longtime girlfriend Halle Berry gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last night!
Although Halle hasn't actually ever met me in person, I have made sweet, sweet love to her many times, and I just feel so blessed that we have been able to share this miracle baby of ours. I am also really looking forward to her lifting the restraining order, so that we can be together always...just as I knew we would one day be.
(Please, no gifts.)
linza22
03-17-2008, 02:35 PM
I'm pleased to announce that my longtime girlfriend Halle Berry gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last night!
Although Halle hasn't actually ever met me in person, I have made sweet, sweet love to her many times, and I just feel so blessed that we have been able to share this miracle baby of ours. I am also really looking forward to her lifting the restraining order, so that we can be together always...just as I knew we would one day be.
(Please, no gifts.)
oh God...my roomie is certifiable.....help me please.....
Staxsun
03-17-2008, 02:35 PM
I heard the name RossBerry is under consideration.
festivalgirl
03-17-2008, 02:37 PM
I'm pleased to announce that my longtime girlfriend Halle Berry gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last night!
Although Halle hasn't actually ever met me in person, I have made sweet, sweet love to her many times, and I just feel so blessed that we have been able to share this miracle baby of ours. I am also really looking forward to her lifting the restraining order, so that we can be together always...just as I knew we would one day be.
(Please, no gifts.)
:eek: You are sick and twisted ....... just the way I like 'em!! :p
Belle
03-17-2008, 02:38 PM
I'm pleased to announce that my longtime girlfriend Halle Berry gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last night!
Although Halle hasn't actually ever met me in person, I have made sweet, sweet love to her many times, and I just feel so blessed that we have been able to share this miracle baby of ours. I am also really looking forward to her lifting the restraining order, so that we can be together always...just as I knew we would one day be.
(Please, no gifts.)
WTF take your meds and watch out Linza he is wondermus but wacked
linza22
03-17-2008, 02:39 PM
WTF take your meds and watch out Linza he is wondermus but wacked
heh heh heh! :eek:
Lostcajun
03-17-2008, 02:44 PM
I guess that's what happens when one drinks too much Absinthe....
Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 02:59 PM
I guess that's what happens when one drinks too much Absinthe....
Hmph. I can assure you that Ms. Halle was completely sober during our immaculate conception...
almarco
03-17-2008, 03:14 PM
oh God...my roomie is certifiable.....help me please.....
run linza , be afraid ...be wery afraid......I think linza will be sleeping with the lights on and the hotel door open....calling dr moe, dr larry , dr curly! whooop whoop whoop.
Lostcajun
03-17-2008, 03:16 PM
Whoop, pretty impressive, especially over such a long distance!?!?
Muffaletta Diver
03-17-2008, 03:19 PM
Ross...I hate to break it to you...but she was cheating on you in my mind. Repeatedly.
Belle
03-17-2008, 03:22 PM
:D Ross...I hate to break it to you...but she was cheating on you in my mind. Repeatedly.
bobatude
03-17-2008, 03:23 PM
i am pullin for fred astaire and ginger rodgers in the big dance
Every once in a while, there's a post that perfectly illustrates the poster's signature line. :)
Belle
03-17-2008, 03:33 PM
Every once in a while, there's a post that perfectly illustrates the poster's signature line. :)
Ross's no doubt!
mightyradgumbo
03-17-2008, 03:49 PM
oh God...my roomie is certifiable.....help me please.....
Pot...this is the kettle calling and "your're black"...:p ;)
Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 03:52 PM
Ross...I hate to break it to you...but she was cheating on you in my mind. Repeatedly.
Muff, I hate to break it to you, but...
She told me that she was faking it with you. Sorry, man.
almarco
03-17-2008, 03:53 PM
Now with all this hallie talk , i am a bit concerned that heather mills has to scrape by on a paltry 49 mil , man thats only 10.2 a year for living like a queen.....
festivalgirl
03-17-2008, 03:56 PM
Now with all this hallie talk , i am a bit concerned that heather mills has to scrape by on a paltry 49 mil , man thats only 10.2 a year for living like a queen.....
.... and not doing a d@mn thing to help earn the money.
Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 03:58 PM
Paul should have rented, like Spitzer!
almarco
03-17-2008, 04:00 PM
Paul should have rented, like Spitzer!
Wait didnt you rent hallie? ....or did the credit card decline?
linza22
03-17-2008, 04:00 PM
Pot...this is the kettle calling and "your're black"...:p ;)
hahaha! hey, anyone that rooms with me has to be a bit 'off'....huh gumbo?
Belle
03-17-2008, 04:06 PM
All you peeps are sic and I love it!!!
Heather was smart. And for you Ross ...the sperm pays everytime. What a world we live in.
mightyradgumbo
03-17-2008, 04:08 PM
hahaha! hey, anyone that rooms with me has to be a bit 'off'....huh gumbo?
Yeah, just a bit :D I can't wait to hang with ya, girl....big fun to be had.
linza22
03-17-2008, 04:19 PM
Yeah, just a bit :D I can't wait to hang with ya, girl....big fun to be had.
i can't wait! it's gonna be here before we know it!!!whoo hoo!
Y'all are certifiable...:)
Lostcajun
03-17-2008, 04:29 PM
Pot...this is the kettle calling and "your're black"...:p ;)
actually perhaps this is pot rather than Absinthe
linza: I roomed with Ross once during the daze between. I found him to be fairly harmless but then again, I'm a dude.
Ross: I found out a few years ago that David Justice almost bought a big house in my neighborhood. He liked the short distance to the ball park and the wigged out , non-conformist attitude of the residents. It fell through cause the seller got greedy when he figured out who Dave was. Halle could have been jogging up and down my street. I almost cry every time I think about it.
Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 04:55 PM
Yeah, I'm sure Justice is crying now too. What was he thinking letting that one slip away???
marignygreg
03-17-2008, 04:55 PM
Ross, is Halle left handed or right handed;)
Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 04:57 PM
Ross, is Halle left handed or right handed;)
Well that depends on her mood, but for me, she had to use both of course.:D
stlbarb
03-17-2008, 06:19 PM
I'm pleased to announce that my longtime girlfriend Halle Berry gave birth to a beautiful baby girl last night!
Although Halle hasn't actually ever met me in person, I have made sweet, sweet love to her many times, and I just feel so blessed that we have been able to share this miracle baby of ours. I am also really looking forward to her lifting the restraining order, so that we can be together always...just as I knew we would one day be.
(Please, no gifts.)
Wow, i saw the thread title and the originator and i thought:
'its finally happened, Ross got a 2nd date'.
keep trying babe, it'll happen eventually.
Rossvegas
03-17-2008, 06:31 PM
Hmmm. I'll have you know that I've had LOTS of second dates. Once you establish some credit with the escort agency, it's actually pretty easy...
almarco
03-17-2008, 06:36 PM
Hmmm. I'll have you know that I've had LOTS of second dates. Once you establish some credit with the escort agency, it's actually pretty easy...
Thank god for plastic.....and silicone ......
festivalgirl
03-17-2008, 06:38 PM
Yeah, I'm sure Justice is crying now too. What was he thinking letting that one slip away???
because she's a psycho who cries constantly & crashes cars.
Muffaletta Diver
03-18-2008, 08:22 AM
Muff, I hate to break it to you, but...
She told me that she was faking it with you. Sorry, man.
Well, if that's the case...so be it. I certainly wasn't. ;)
stlbarb
03-18-2008, 02:17 PM
Muff, I hate to break it to you, but...
She told me that she was faking it with you. Sorry, man.
you know what they say: Once a faker, always a faker.
if she faked it on him, she's probably faking it on you too.
:p
Thank god for plastic.....and silicone ......
...and batteries?
mightyradgumbo
03-18-2008, 02:50 PM
because she's a psycho who cries constantly & crashes cars.
hmmmm sounds like my ex-wife ;)
stlbarb
03-18-2008, 03:47 PM
hmmmm sounds like my ex-wife ;)
wow, you were married to Halle Berry?!? you da man.
almarco
03-18-2008, 03:57 PM
wow, you were married to Halle Berry?!? you da man.
Damn that woman gots around.....
mamaroux
03-18-2008, 04:39 PM
She's cute, but I hear she doesn't like olives.
almarco
03-18-2008, 05:06 PM
She's cute, but I hear she doesn't like olives.
Bite your tongue mama!
mightyradgumbo
03-18-2008, 05:16 PM
wow, you were married to Halle Berry?!? you da man.
either that or my ex wife was and got those habits from Halle Berry but the ex sure fits (or did at one time) the description heh heh (She really is a nice person, I am just having some fun at her expense).
stlbarb
03-18-2008, 05:17 PM
either that or my ex wife was and got those habits from Halle Berry but the ex sure fits (or did at one time) the description heh heh (She really is a nice person, I am just having some fun at her expense).
fun at her expense? you got alimony? way to go! ;)