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Zydekitten
03-12-2008, 09:07 AM
Happy Wednesday Everybody!
I'm working with our good friend and music elf, Festngator on a fundraising project to help a great local artist, Christopher Porche West help New Orleans kids who survived Katrina to create Storm Memorial Boxes with them (we're helping him with funds to provide the materials for the kids).
Towards that end, I'm adding some t-shirts to my web store: I've added a "Better Living Through Bacon" design and I'd like to add another one with the below design . . .
but I'd like all the creative genuses out there in Threadheadland to have some input (and hopefully some fun) with a caption for it . . . please post your suggestions in this thread and I'll put several finalists up in a poll in a couple of days - the winner will be on the new design to raise some funds for kids moving on from the storm via art!
Thanks in advance for your help (and witty captions)!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 09:22 AM
I'm fresh out of witty captions but can I have a bite of your avatar? ;)
rosetree
03-12-2008, 09:22 AM
"What would Martha do?"
Zydekitten
03-12-2008, 09:24 AM
I'm fresh out of witty captions but can I have a bite of your avatar? ;)
Anytime sugar (I'll miss you terribly this Fest baby - Kitten is sad.)!!! ;)
tangledupinblue
03-12-2008, 09:28 AM
"What is this fried pork fat they speak of?" "Crack what?"
Just thought I had to say that since I am munching on some right now....I also took my cholesterol pill and flax seed oil!! LOL
Zydekitten
03-12-2008, 09:30 AM
Building on that theme . . .
"Can I make a birthday cake out of cracklins??"
Michelino
03-12-2008, 09:36 AM
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i193/Michelino/ThreadHeads/OlivesorRaisins.jpg
tangledupinblue
03-12-2008, 09:38 AM
Only a matter of time.....Mich!!!
UncleFester
03-12-2008, 09:43 AM
what is it about this outfit that turns on client number 9?
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 09:57 AM
Anytime sugar (I'll miss you terribly this Fest baby - Kitten is sad.)!!! ;)
I'm very sad, too. Maybe something will work out. Just keep your fingers crossed for me. :)
BillericayDicky
03-12-2008, 09:57 AM
I'm fresh out of witty captions but can I have a bite of your avatar? ;)
Hey Monica, do I hear you are not festing this year? Who am I going to breakfast with?:(
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 10:08 AM
Hey Monica, do I hear you are not festing this year? Who am I going to breakfast with?:(
Oh, stop it, B. You're making me sadder!
I think it's time to go put on my ruby slippers and start clicking my heels.
There's no place like Jazzfest, there's no place like Jazzfest . . .
BillericayDicky
03-12-2008, 10:13 AM
Oh, stop it, B. You're making me sadder!
I think it's time to go put on my ruby slippers and start clicking my heels.
There's no place like Jazzfest, there's no place like Jazzfest . . .
Gonna miss you. Hope you can change your mind.
NeenAtlanta
03-12-2008, 10:13 AM
Oh, stop it, B. You're making me sadder!
I think it's time to go put on my ruby slippers and start clicking my heels.
There's no place like Jazzfest, there's no place like Jazzfest . . .
This happened to me one year. I wasn't going to fest. Then I came over here to the forum for a week or two and I was so bummed, I wound up finding a way to come anyway. We'll wear you down, Mon!
mightyradgumbo
03-12-2008, 10:20 AM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
"It's bake THEN get baked...damn you hydroponic chronic"
By the way, ZDK great thing y'all is doing for the kids...really great
tangledupinblue
03-12-2008, 10:25 AM
"It's bake THEN get baked...damn you hydroponic chronic"
By the way, ZDK great thing y'all is doing for the kids...really great
HA HA...that is a great saying for the kids DAN!!!!:confused:
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 10:34 AM
"It's bake THEN get baked...damn you hydroponic chronic"
By the way, ZDK great thing y'all is doing for the kids...really great
I just emailed you. ;)
mightyradgumbo
03-12-2008, 10:37 AM
I just emailed you. ;)
emailed you back :p
mightyradgumbo
03-12-2008, 10:39 AM
HA HA...that is a great saying for the kids DAN!!!!:confused:
Just some worldly experience that an old cook can provide to the youth of today.
995webmaster
03-12-2008, 10:40 AM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
Should I put saltpeter and cyanide in Eliot's cupcakes?
Now how much pot goes into a batch of brownies??????
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
saturn
03-12-2008, 10:44 AM
My version:
I wonder if I can make it to the bakery by 5:00.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
BillericayDicky
03-12-2008, 10:46 AM
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Why does a brown cow that eats green grass only give white milk?
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 12:02 PM
Should I put saltpeter and cyanide in Eliot's cupcakes?
There's the winner. ;)
almarco
03-12-2008, 12:02 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
Now which batch did I put the horse laxative in?
mamaroux
03-12-2008, 01:35 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
1. Whip? Mmm using your leather whip on this will be awful messy!
2. Beat? It's got no beat and you sure can't dance to it!
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 01:35 PM
emailed you back :p
Back atcha, boo. ;)
mamaroux
03-12-2008, 01:36 PM
HA HA...that is a great saying for the kids DAN!!!!:confused:
oh these are for kids??? opps!!
festivalgirl
03-12-2008, 03:26 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large automobile?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife!
hewboy22
03-12-2008, 03:58 PM
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"Where did I put that Jazzfest Bible?"
pokerchick66
03-12-2008, 04:46 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
"I wonder when the cubes are coming out?"
mightyradgumbo
03-12-2008, 04:52 PM
ahahahaha...that is an awesome one, chipchopchick
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
Now where the heck am I supposed to find 4 and 20 blackbirds? And why did they say 4 and 20 anyways? I mean, why not 24? Wait a minute: 4, 20...do you think they meant... Nah, couldn't be. Could it?
hewboy22
03-12-2008, 06:38 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
"What was I supposed to do at 4:20?"
Lester_leaps_in
03-12-2008, 06:41 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
First, I have to make a roux.
festbabe
03-12-2008, 07:38 PM
First, I have to make a roux.
I think that's been my fave!
Muffaletta Diver
03-12-2008, 08:09 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
Baking: It's not just for Stoners anymore.
Muffaletta Diver
03-12-2008, 08:13 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
Ward sure was hard on the Beaver last night.
Zydekitten
03-12-2008, 08:19 PM
Oooh, there's some EXCELLENT caption options there y'all!! Keep those fertile, feverish brains a'cookin!
And if you want to check out the "Better Living Through Bacon" merch - it's here:
http://www.cafepress.com/komtat/5042670
Thanks y'all! I know there's a lot of dollars going out of your pockets for many excellent causes like the NOMC, Kidz4Fest and others . . . and you all were so wonderfully supportive to me and my Healing Waters group last year when you helped me raise funds for the People Paddle (for folks with HIV/AIDS) . . . I just want you to know how deeply I value and appreciate your loving, generous hearts. :)
Muffaletta Diver
03-12-2008, 08:24 PM
Happy Wednesday Everybody!
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
This one will get the "OMFG, he did not say that!" award but...I have to share.
"Darn. I'm out of yeast! Oh...wait...no I'm not...
breambob
03-12-2008, 08:26 PM
First, I have to make a roux.
Excellent. John. Easily the best so far.
Have y'all seen Lielks? From the Gallery of Regrettable Food. He's a master of caption, check these pages and LYAO :)
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/misc/aaaahhh.html
mightyradgumbo
03-12-2008, 08:26 PM
This one will get the "OMFG, he did not say that!" award but...I have to share.
"Darn. I'm out of yeast! Oh...wait...no I'm not...
Ewwwwwwwww.....
breambob
03-12-2008, 08:36 PM
Ewwwwwwwww.....
LMAO. Diving in the wrong muff? Well, I can't say nuttin'... Not me, no.
Zydekitten
03-12-2008, 08:52 PM
Excellent. John. Easily the best so far.
Have y'all seen Lielks? From the Gallery of Regrettable Food. He's a master of caption, check these pages and LYAO :)
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/misc/aaaahhh.html
I LOVE Lileks!!!! One of my all-time favorite sites and bloggers/writers!!! He's a definite humor influence for me! :D
sophisticated sissy
03-12-2008, 10:47 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
"Hmmm ... I bet GODZILLA meat would taste a lot like alligator!"
Zydekitten
03-12-2008, 11:30 PM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/hw2.jpg
"Does Nutria REALLY taste like chicken??"
festbabe
03-12-2008, 11:43 PM
Excellent. John. Easily the best so far.
Have y'all seen Lielks? From the Gallery of Regrettable Food. He's a master of caption, check these pages and LYAO :)
http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/misc/aaaahhh.html
Ohmgosh...I've never seen that before and that f'ing hilarious!
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 09:51 AM
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o67/Zydekitten/Food/bacon_big_shirt_design.jpg
Merch available here: http://www.cafepress.com/komtat/5042670
hewboy22
03-13-2008, 10:01 AM
that shirt kicks ass!
(i love my bacon :o
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 10:07 AM
that shirt kicks ass!
(i love my bacon :o
Thanks, hewboy! And remember, the proceeds help support kids who survived Katrina deal with that experience . . . :)
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9434/catbacontn9.jpg
saturn
03-13-2008, 10:22 AM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9434/catbacontn9.jpg
You been putting things on your cat again, Bry??
KateMW
03-13-2008, 10:37 AM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9434/catbacontn9.jpg
WTF...there are no words. LMAO
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 10:47 AM
Okay . . . I can't see anything. Is this the Emperor's New Post and only the cool kids (and non-misfits) can see it?? :confused:
[KIDDING!!! ;) :D]
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 10:53 AM
paranoid much? :mad: It was a joke, silly billy :D ;) I really can't see what it was that you posted though and it sounds funny - maybe you can describe to me offline (red_beansandrice at yahoo dot com) . . . I love stuff on cats! :)
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9434/catbacontn9.jpg
ibjamn
03-13-2008, 11:04 AM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9434/catbacontn9.jpg
Please send instructions. My cats asked how could they pull bacon out of their butts too! ;)
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 11:21 AM
Please send instructions. My cats asked how could they pull bacon out of their butts too! ;)
Hmmmm, don't know if THAT should go on a shirt . . . it would make my kitty a lot handier around the house though ;) :D
mboard
03-13-2008, 11:25 AM
the caption might be
"What would Jenn do?"
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 11:37 AM
the caption might be
"What would Jenn do?"
True dat - she IS our "Top Chef"!!!
Zydekitten
03-13-2008, 05:21 PM
Okay . . . last call for caption suggestions before I put them up for a vote via a poll!!
If you're enjoying the cocktail hour and feeling inspired - please share!
:D