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Zydekitten
03-07-2008, 12:17 PM
March 7, 2008

A Man’s 6-Pack Can Serve as His Castle

By RALPH BLUMENTHAL (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/b/ralph_blumenthal/index.html?inline=nyt-per)

HOUSTON — From his front porch, John Milkovisch was able to see the beer truck heading for the local grocery, spurring him into action. “He’d run over there and clean them out,” recalled his son Ronald. “He never had less than 8 to 10 cases stacked up in the garage.”

From 1968 until his death 20 years later, Mr. Milkovisch, an upholsterer for the Southern Pacific Railroad, not only emptied 50,000 cans or more of his favorite beverage but also put the containers to good use, cladding his house and workshop with thousands of maintenance-free flattened beer cans (Falstaff was a favorite) and shading the sun with garlands of tinkling beer can tops and tabs.

Known to generations of sidewalk gawkers as the Beer Can House, the folk art monument was dedicated Thursday and will open to the public on Saturday for the first time since its purchase from the Milkovisch family and a seven-year restoration project totaling $400,000.

“Most people who take the lead in doing something truly innovative are considered a little bit crazy,” said Mayor Bill White, cutting a ribbon and paying tribute to “the hard work of generating all those beer cans.”

Inside, a quote from Mr. Milkovisch adorns a wall. “They say every man should leave something to be remembered by. At least I accomplished that goal.”

What may now be Houston’s second-zaniest spectacle was bought by the zaniest — the Orange Show Center for Visionary Art, a foundation growing out of one man’s obsession with his favorite citrus fruit.

Working alone from 1956 to his death in 1980, Jeff McKissack, a Houston postman, built a maze of connected chambers, balconies and tiled walkways extolling the health benefits of oranges. The structure costs a dollar to tour, the same as the Beer Can House.

Marilyn Oshman, the art patron who founded the Orange Show, said it was no accident Houston played host to such attractions. “One good thing about not having any zoning is you can do stuff,” Ms. Oshman said.

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rosetree
03-07-2008, 12:38 PM
$400,000 renovation!!!!!!
Sweet baby jebus!

sophisticated sissy
03-07-2008, 12:48 PM
It's a work of art. The man was a true visionary. I couldn't imagine the place would look so cool!

Also on the plus side, you'd no longer need to worry about keeping your foil beany close at hand if you lived there!:)

BigDag
03-07-2008, 01:37 PM
Imagine what it sounds like when the wind blows.

festivalgirl
03-07-2008, 03:37 PM
That's about 68 cans a day!!! Do you think he drank 7 gallons of beer a day by himself?? :eek: Hopefully, there were extra bathrooms in the house!

[just an outta work accountant with too much time on my hands ;)]

sophisticated sissy
03-07-2008, 03:40 PM
OT Query

Does anyone here know what the maximum shelf life is for bottled beer kept at room temp?

Belle
03-07-2008, 03:43 PM
I read it as he stole the beer from the beer truck. So if he did he prolly had some good buzzes and didn't mind pouring a few on the ground.

festivalgirl
03-07-2008, 03:45 PM
I read it as he stole the beer from the beer truck. So if he did he prolly had some good buzzes and didn't mind pouring a few on the ground.

That's what I thought too. But for 20 years!? Did he clean out the truck or clean out the store?

ncfunk
03-07-2008, 03:47 PM
Perhaps something is wrong with my math...

20 years x 365 days = 7300 days

50,000 cans / 7300 days = 6.85 cans/day

festivalgirl
03-07-2008, 03:54 PM
Perhaps something is wrong with my math...

20 years x 365 days = 7300 days

50,000 cans / 7300 days = 6.85 cans/day

DOH ... maybe that's why I'm outta work!! (or I need new glasses - missed that decimal point) :o

sophisticated sissy
03-07-2008, 04:01 PM
Perhaps something is wrong with my math...

20 years x 365 days = 7300 days

50,000 cans / 7300 days = 6.85 cans/day


hmmm ... so it is do-able. :)

Belle
03-07-2008, 04:13 PM
hmmm ... so it is do-able. :)

Of course I take this to be true but have a friend who drives a Bud truck (save that diss will ya, me too) and if he is missing any beer he pays for it.

But let us not digress with my how did this happen. I am with Big Dag what did that sound like when the wind blew.

Muffaletta Diver
03-07-2008, 05:17 PM
Gawd, I miss my old neighbor. He worked for Anheuiser/Busch and was a NON-DRINKER. He was FORCED to take 6 cases of beer home each month...and give it away.

One of my fondest memories is of me working in the yard...looking up...and seeing my neighbor's son struggling to pull his red Radio Flyer wagon up my driveway...filled with cases of free beer.

Super...now I'm crying. I'm such a p*ssy.