AI (not Allen Iverson)

[ScoopJohnD]

Every one of these guys left are SUCH FRIGGIN WIMPS!!!! GERRY AND EFFIN PACEMAKERS?!?!? THE soggy noodle of all the British Invasion bands. BLAH!!!!!

[rosetree]

Simon didn't know that song???? WTF
Wimpy is right, lets hear some Stones or the Kinks...

[ScoopJohnD]

Simon didn't know that song???? WTF
Wimpy is right, lets hear some Stones or the Kinks...

Except I love those bands and they'll ruin it for me. How bout Sanjay doing '19th Nervous Breakdown'?

[pokerchick66]

My avatar is how I feel about this.....
She is a looker and it is a great thing that she went in that direction. If ya got it, flaunt it....BUT that only takes you so far. HOPEFULLY!

lmao, blue! Your avatar is the funniest thing ever! :D

[pokerchick66]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/AI.gif

[rosetree]

lmao, blue! Your avatar is the funniest thing ever! :D
Hey PC, back from dancing??
If I was going to choose a Dusty Springfield song, it would be "Son of a Preacher Man"

[pokerchick66]

I don't know but I'm a little bored.

Blue's avatar is the most exciting thing I've seen tonight.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/AI.gif

[ScoopJohnD]

Stephanie coughing up a hairball tonight. Pitchy, pitchy, pitchy.

[pokerchick66]

Hey PC, back from dancing??
If I was going to choose a Dusty Springfield song, it would be "Son of a Preacher Man"

Thank you.

Why don't you get up there and sing, RT? Gotta be better than this . . .I'll vote for you!

[pokerchick66]

Hey PC, back from dancing??
If I was going to choose a Dusty Springfield song, it would be "Son of a Preacher Man"

Son of a Preacher Man by far.

[ScoopJohnD]

Jordin will continue her ascent tonight as I called it 3 or 4 weeks ago.

[pokerchick66]

Jordin will continue her ascent tonight as I called it 3 or 4 weeks ago.

I can't wait to see Melinda and my girl Lakisha.

[ScoopJohnD]

If this Backstreet Boy wannabe Blake butchers The Zombies 'She Not There' I WILL throw something at the TV.

[ScoopJohnD]

Oh God, even worse, he's gonna kill 'Time of the Season'..........this is gonna be a nightmare.

[rosetree]

Quick Scoop cover your ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ScoopJohnD]

I HATE THIS KID!!!!!

[pokerchick66]

Quick Scoop cover your ears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That didn't impress me whatsoever.

Ho hum . . .booooooooring.

[pokerchick66]

I HATE THIS KID!!!!!

lol, wow.

[ScoopJohnD]

Are they listening to the same thing I am. He couldn't even hit the notes!!!

[rosetree]

Where is Peanut Butter?????

[pokerchick66]

Wahoooooooo, Lakisha is next! I will get up and go watch that one.

[tangledupinblue]

I don't mind that Blake kid. At least he has different things to offer. Lakisha is up next. Everyone take a swig of beer and enjoy! She will bring it all back!

Hey PC, love ya MAMA! Eating my rainbow pasta and cheese and the greatest meatloaf ever.

[ScoopJohnD]

"You took the song and modernized it" What the f is so modern about beatbox sound effects and robot dances. ARGHHHHHH!!!!

[Corona]

hey kids....wayyyy better show than last week! I thought Blake was adorable.....not superb on the vocals but so cute to watch lol. Chris was a cutie too. Not amazing though. Steffie wasn't too great and Hayley was hot but not amazing either...that's my 2 cents lol!

[Corona]

lol, hey Scoop! you crack me up :)

Hi Tangie and Chippie! Where IS peanut butter tonight? Hi Rosetree!!!

[tangledupinblue]

hey kids....wayyyy better show than last week! I thought Blake was adorable.....not superb on the vocals but so cute to watch lol. Chris was a cutie too. Not amazing though. Steffie wasn't too great and Hayley was hot but not amazing either...that's my 2 cents lol!

Right on.... exactly what I thought. I think Blakes pants are more exciting that most that went on thus far.... ha ha. other than PC saying my avatar is funny! Welcome Lis!

[rosetree]

lol, hey Scoop! you crack me up :)

Hi Tangie and Chippie! Where IS peanut butter tonight? Hi Rosetree!!!
Hey Lis!!!
Buckle up, Lakisha's next....

[ScoopJohnD]

Just alright for Lakisha.

[tangledupinblue]

I would have picked the other one for her.

[pokerchick66]

I'm sorry, Lakisha, but I just didn't get it. :(

[ScoopJohnD]

! I thought Blake was adorable.....not superb on the vocals but so cute to watch lol. Chris was a cutie too.

Oh how shallow........you don't see me making comments like that about the girls. : )

[pokerchick66]

I don't mind that Blake kid. At least he has different things to offer. Lakisha is up next. Everyone take a swig of beer and enjoy! She will bring it all back!

Hey PC, love ya MAMA! Eating my rainbow pasta and cheese and the greatest meatloaf ever.

Yummy! :D

[pokerchick66]

lol, hey Scoop! you crack me up :)

Hi Tangie and Chippie! Where IS peanut butter tonight? Hi Rosetree!!!

Hey baby!! (((((Corona)))))

[rosetree]

Randy was right....only thing that was "Lakisha worthy" was the big finish. She sounded just like Shirley Bassey, which isn't a bad thing, just not Lakisha.
We'll see what Melinda can bring tonight....

[ScoopJohnD]

This is horrible.

[tangledupinblue]

Stop Scoop! You are cracking me UP!!!!

[tangledupinblue]

I say BYE to him for sure. Where is Sanjaya?? In the back eating shake and fries?
This one should meet up with Taylor Hicks and they can puke one out together!!!

[ScoopJohnD]

Simon was right on that one. The only thing worse than wimpy songs are rockers sung with a wimpy voice.

[pokerchick66]

Please Melinda, save us tonight.

Yawn.

[pokerchick66]

I say BYE to him for sure. Where is Sanjaya?? In the back eating shake and fries?
This one should meet up with Taylor Hicks and they can puke one out together!!!

Oh God help us, we still have to endure Sanjaya.

[tangledupinblue]

Did he spill on his shirt?

[ScoopJohnD]

My prediction. Sanjaya's gonna kick out the jams on The Troggs 'Wild Thing'!

[Corona]

Hey Lis!!!
Buckle up, Lakisha's next....
she wasn't that great for me :(

[Corona]

Simon was right on that one. The only thing worse than wimpy songs are rockers sung with a wimpy voice.
he sucked. Jordin now huh? Hope she pulls it out...

[Corona]

I say BYE to him for sure. Where is Sanjaya?? In the back eating shake and fries?
This one should meet up with Taylor Hicks and they can puke one out together!!!
roflmao Tangie!

[tangledupinblue]

HA HA. Lis I can't take it much more of this.... I was just about to mention Paula looking as though she has been at JF partying for weeks. TIRED and HUNG!

[rosetree]

They're saving Sanjaya for the big finale!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[ScoopJohnD]

JORDIN BABY!!!!!!! She can do it all, rockers, ballads.....she's the best!!!! And a nice kid to boot.

[pokerchick66]

he sucked. Jordin now huh? Hope she pulls it out...

She sold it.

[Corona]

roflmao Tangie!
man, she was just beautiful.....made me cry!

[ScoopJohnD]

And Simon was an idiot on this one. "The song was depressing." It's called ' I WHO HAVE NOTHING' you friggin moron!!!

[tangledupinblue]

That was it, tears in my eyes!!!!

[pokerchick66]

man, she was just beautiful.....made me cry!

lol, everything makes you cry! This is why I love you. :)

[Corona]

HA HA. Lis I can't take it much more of this.... I was just about to mention Paula looking as though she has been at JF partying for weeks. TIRED and HUNG!
oh ya gotta stay for Sanjaya!!! I heard that Howard Stern is behind him staying on....he's convincing his listeners to vote for Sanjaya in order to screw up the competition...think that's possible?

[Corona]

lol, everything makes you cry! This is why I love you. :)
I know and I don't even have pms!!! That's my talent meter....tears or no tears :D

[pokerchick66]

That was it, tears in my eyes!!!!

:eek:

YOU cried???

Consider me bowled over. :D

[rosetree]

JORDIN BABY!!!!!!! She can do it all, rockers, ballads.....she's the best!!!! And a nice kid to boot.
good to see you are positive, cause you were a little down on everyone tonight ;)
Is Sanjaya going to sing "Wild Thing"????

[pokerchick66]

oh ya gotta stay for Sanjaya!!! I heard that Howard Stern is behind him staying on....he's convincing his listeners to vote for Sanjaya in order to screw up the competition...think that's possible?

Maybe for a little while but it won't last.

[Corona]

That was it, tears in my eyes!!!!
see Tangie....once inawhile there's a diamond in the shit lol....that's not how it goes is it? ;)

[tangledupinblue]

OMG, really Corona? Too funny. I am not hung, I was saying Paula looked hung.... ha ha

[Corona]

good to see you are positive, cause you were a little down on everyone tonight ;)
Is Sanjaya going to sing "Wild Thing"????
oh this is gonna be sooooooooooooo bad...poor kid....he needs to be a teen model....no singing....just pictures.....

[pokerchick66]

OMG, really Corona? Too funny. I am not hung, I was saying Paula looked hung.... ha ha

ROFLMAO! Yall are cracking me up!

[rosetree]

OH GOD!!!! Please no.......not the Kinks

[tangledupinblue]

I have to tell you guys that when Jude works days and gets home around 5pm....on Idol Nights.... I always think about you loonies on here making fun of people. I am always thinking how addicted I am to this board.

You guys are like friends that don't exist to my other friends....don't know how to explain it. I DO love yall lots though!

Wish we all lived closer! :)

[ScoopJohnD]

My positiveness will now fly out the friggin window if this SOB does 'You Really Got Me'! And he's doing it.......and it's horrible.....and I'm dying......and this is the worst......and I hate him......

[rosetree]

Please, please, please ....help.....me.......

[Corona]

oh this is gonna be sooooooooooooo bad...poor kid....he needs to be a teen model....no singing....just pictures.....
what's with the friggin kid bawling all the time...who the hell is she????

and

Oh MY GOD!!!!!!! what the hell is happening?????????

[pokerchick66]

ROFLMAOOOOOOO!! Did you see that girl crying??

What is this? Boohoo night??

[tangledupinblue]

HA HA HA HA HA!!! It is now time for a murder on Idol

[rosetree]

ROFLMAOOOOOOO!! Did you see that girl crying??

What is this? Boohoo night??
I'M cryin' right now :eek:

[Corona]

what's with the friggin kid bawling all the time...who the hell is she????

and

Oh MY GOD!!!!!!! what the hell is happening?????????
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TONIGHT!!! THE WORLD'S GONE MAD!!! rofmao
Peanut Butter...where are you????!!!!!!

[pokerchick66]

OMG, this is the best idol yet!!!

I am rolling!!

That little girl was so cute, lol.

Wow.

[tangledupinblue]

I am going to quit this shit ASAP!

[Corona]

My positiveness will now fly out the friggin window if this SOB does 'You Really Got Me'! And he's doing it.......and it's horrible.....and I'm dying......and this is the worst......and I hate him......
I just read your post to my daughter and her boyfriend....we're killing ourselves over here...bwahahahahaha......sadly....that was the best Sanjaya has done...on the Sanjaya scale that was an 8....he MUST be voted off before he humiliates himself anymore...he tried so damn hard tonight...it's killing me to watch him anymore!

BTW, what did the judges say? I couldn't stop watching the freaky kid!

[pokerchick66]

I am going to quit this shit ASAP!

OH no you ain't either! You staying your funny self right here, girl. This is just now getting good!

[Corona]

I am going to quit this shit ASAP!
no you won't....admit it....you're hooked lmao!!!

[rosetree]

I have to tell you guys that when Jude works days and gets home around 5pm....on Idol Nights.... I always think about you loonies on here making fun of people. I am always thinking how addicted I am to this board.

You guys are like friends that don't exist to my other friends....don't know how to explain it. I DO love yall lots though!

Wish we all lived closer! :)
DITTO
I can't wait to get to Ms Lena's on the first Sunday so I can start meeting everyone!!!

[pokerchick66]

DITTO
I can't wait to get to Ms Lena's on the first Sunday so I can start meeting everyone!!!

You mean you're not gonna be at fest first Friday and Saturday???

:eek:

[tangledupinblue]

"What is happening.".. Corona said that it made me crack the hell up!

[Corona]

DITTO
I can't wait to get to Ms Lena's on the first Sunday so I can start meeting everyone!!!
Amen Tangie.....it's so true! But we do exist....oh yes Virginia, there really is a Corona....and a Pokerchip and a Rosetree.... ;)

[rosetree]

You mean you're not gonna be at fest first Friday and Saturday???

:eek:

Friday's a work day....Saturday is a possibility ;)

[ScoopJohnD]

HA HA HA HA HA!!! It is now time for a murder on Idol

Did you say murder.........

"Well.........Frank........what............have.... ......you...........got?

Frank: Well, just the remains of 'You Really Got Me'

"Our..........suspect............didn't..........ju st...........kill.........that........song........ ..Frank.........(dramatic pause.....................still pausing...........still pausing.............puts on sunglasses) he.........massacred..........it.

(Roger Daltrey screams)

[tangledupinblue]

Amen Tangie.....it's so true! But we do exist....oh yes Virginia, there really is a Corona....and a Pokerchip and a Rosetree.... ;)

AND A SANTA CLAUS!! HA HA. Oh, you guys really crack me up!

[Corona]

GONG!!!

[pokerchick66]

I love Paint it Black. She's doing pretty damn good.

[Corona]

Did you say murder.........

"Well.........Frank........what............have.... ......you...........got?

Frank: Well, just the remains of 'You Really Got Me'

"Our..........suspect............didn't..........ju st...........kill.........that........song........ ..Frank.........(dramatic pause.....................still pausing...........still pausing.............puts on sunglasses) he.........massacred..........it.

(Roger Daltrey screams)
Scoop...I think I love you :)

[ScoopJohnD]

Exactly what were some of those notes she was singing?

[Corona]

I love Paint it Black. She's doing pretty damn good.
really? I thought it sucked...sorry chippie :(

[rosetree]

She could have been more animated...I could see her "pogoing" all over the stage at the end..

[tangledupinblue]

This one could go straight to the Village and have a gig. WHat do you think Scoop?

[Corona]

my kid thought Sanjaya did a better job....I kinda did too lol....it was just so off tune at times..I like Gina usually too.

[Corona]

I think I've seen her at Checkpoint Charlie's at 4 a.m.....

[tangledupinblue]

I think I've seen her at Checkpoint Charlie's at 4 a.m.....

HA HA HAHA HA

[pokerchick66]

Friday's a work day....Saturday is a possibility ;)

Yahoo!

[rosetree]

Maybe Melinda will sing "To Sir, With Love"...it's one of my favorites, and Lulu is on.....

[ScoopJohnD]

This one could go straight to the Village and have a gig. WHat do you think Scoop?

Yeah, 7 PM on a Monday at Kenny's Castaways.....singin for tips.

[tangledupinblue]

Yeah, 7 PM on a Monday at Kenny's Castaways.....singin for tips.

Love ya Scoop!

[pokerchick66]

LMAO @ Bringing Chubby Back!!

[tangledupinblue]

I am not liking this AT ALL! so much back singer voice, you can't hear him....

[rosetree]

LMAO @ Bringing Chubby Back!!

Har...do you "act the color of your hair"???

[pokerchick66]

Maybe Melinda will sing "To Sir, With Love"...it's one of my favorites, and Lulu is on.....

Good song, Jim.

[pokerchick66]

Are his curls tighter?

[pokerchick66]

Har...do you "act the color of your hair"???

What's that supposed to mean? http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/blink.gif

[rosetree]

What's that supposed to mean? http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/blink.gif
nothin' but love baybee....;)

[Corona]

roflmao Chippie...they did look tighter....he didn't suck but he wasn't great. Who's left beside Melinda?

[rosetree]

LMAO @ Bringing Chubby Back!!
Instead of the "Soul Patrol", this year we've got the "ChubClub"....

[pokerchick66]

roflmao Chippie...they did look tighter....he didn't suck but he wasn't great. Who's left beside Melinda?

MELINDAAAA!

[rosetree]

roflmao Chippie...they did look tighter....he didn't suck but he wasn't great. Who's left beside Melinda?
Tonight C, there is only Melinda!!!!

[Corona]

oooh, I hope she makes me cry :)

[tangledupinblue]

What did that kid keep saying about "Patrol"???

[pokerchick66]

Instead of the "Soul Patrol", this year we've got the "ChubClub"....

lol, I think that was funny. You know that song by Justin Timberlake, Bringing Sexy Back? That sign just struck me as funny.

Why are you picking on me, Jim? http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/blink.gif ;)

[ScoopJohnD]

I know when I think "British Invasion", it's not the Beatles, Stones, Kinks, or Who that pop into my brain, it's a song from friggin 'Oliver'.

WTF!?!

[ScoopJohnD]

She did sing it well though, but that's NOT the British Invasion.

[Corona]

Flawless...absolutely spectacularly flawless! She wins. Game over.

[Corona]

I never heard that song before....

[pokerchick66]

oooh, I hope she makes me cry :)

Well, she made that little girl cry again!

[pokerchick66]

I never heard that song before....

You've never seen Oliver!???

OMG Corona, that is one of my favorite movies. You have to watch it.

Consider yourself . . .

[tangledupinblue]

I know, that little girl may need Dr. phil!

[ScoopJohnD]

You didn't cry Corona......Jordin made you cry. JORDIN ALL THE WAY!!!

[rosetree]

lol, I think that was funny. You know that song by Justin Timberlake, Bringing Sexy Back? That sign just struck me as funny.

Why are you picking on me, Jim? http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o231/monica7966/blink.gif ;)

Not pickin' Chicky, just playin'.....
how about meeting me at the bar a little later and I'll buy ya a dink ;) :D

[rosetree]

Flawless...absolutely spectacularly flawless! She wins. Game over.
She gets my vote EVERY week...

[pokerchick66]

I know when I think "British Invasion", it's not the Beatles, Stones, Kinks, or Who that pop into my brain, it's a song from friggin 'Oliver'.

WTF!?!

"Friggin" Oliver?

Hmphhh!

;)

[pokerchick66]

Not pickin' Chicky, just playin'.....
how about meeting me at the bar a little later and I'll buy ya a dink ;) :D

You're on, sweetheart! :D

[Corona]

man... Jordin, Melinda, Lakiska or Melinda, Jordin, Lakisha tonight...

[Corona]

okay night kids.....gonna veg...thanks for the fun! It was a blast :)

[rosetree]

okay night kids.....gonna veg...thanks for the fun! It was a blast :)
'night sweetie...going home now too, I'm mighty hungry! See y'all in da Bar later:D

[tangledupinblue]

Going to meet up with Sanjaya and his sister for a nice dinner. See yall later in the bar!

[ScoopJohnD]

"Friggin" Oliver?

Hmphhh!

;)

It's a great musical but it's not what I think of when they say it's gonna be 'British Invasion' music. So Hmphhh right back at ya. :)

[pokerchick66]

It's a great musical but it's not what I think of when they say it's gonna be 'British Invasion' music. So Hmphhh right back at ya. :)

Okay, I concede that point but don't be doggin the Academy Award winning best musical ever. (that was said in my haughtiest voice) ;)

Seriously though, did you not just love Dodger and Fagin? Fagin was the BEST.

"Food, glorious food."

[VWGal]

Kids, I always watch an hour after youze guys, so I miss the fun, but love stopping in here to see what everyone said.

Mercifully, I was watching Melissa and Joss on Youtube and, funny how that works, I missed Sanjaya commit the crime of the century.

So, I know the song from Oliver might have been lame, but Melinda nailed it, like she does most things. Jordin is coming on strong though.

[Priestboy]

Just a "heads up" to all my AI cronies lookin' for me tonight...I probably won't make it into the AI thread hizzouse tonite...I gotta work until 9:00, so I've got to tape it (as long as I can figure out how to work the d@#% contraption (it's a dvd/vcr combo)!:D ). Soooo...I'll look forward to chattin' y'all up in the bar later tonight!:)

[rosetree]

Just a "heads up" to all my AI cronies lookin' for me tonight...I probably won't make it into the AI thread hizzouse tonite...I gotta work until 9:00, so I've got to tape it (as long as I can figure out how to work the d@#% contraption (it's a dvd/vcr combo)!:D ). Soooo...I'll look forward to chattin' y'all up in the bar later tonight!:)
We'll miss ya PB & look for ya in da bar!!!!;)

[Priestboy]

We'll miss ya PB & look for ya in da bar!!!!;)

thanks, RT! lookin' forward to hearing all the comments re:AI !!:D

[NYMAMA]

PLEEEEEEEASE SOMBODY STOP SANJAYA BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF OR SOME UNSUSPECTING VIEWER!!!!:eek:

[rosetree]

PLEEEEEEEASE SOMBODY STOP SANJAYA BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF OR SOME UNSUSPECTING VIEWER!!!!:eek:

It's not going to happen....too many tween age girls think he's cute, and he has the full support of the "worst idol" websites and Howard Stern's Whack-pack Nation. He'll be on for another few weeks ( I'm hoping to eat these words soon;) ) Besides, he is getting so much air play on the other networks that Fox probably loves to keep him around.....

[Zydekitten]

PLEEEEEEEASE SOMBODY STOP SANJAYA BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF OR SOME UNSUSPECTING VIEWER!!!!:eek:
He already has . . . did you see the poor little girl he made cry - that BASTID!!!

[Zydekitten]

Not to mention my perforated eardrums just from watching a short You Tube clip of him . . .

[pokerchick66]

He already has . . . did you see the poor little girl he made cry - that BASTID!!!

lol, that little girl had me laughing so hard my face hurt.

[Zydekitten]

lol, that little girl had me laughing so hard my face hurt.
It was really weird and not in a good way . . . here's more about her from the L.A. Times AI Blog, for those who are curious yellow:

Who's That Girl?
Wed., Mar. 21

First things first: Who was the crying girl? After the show, I chatted with Idol’s newest superstar, the crying girl, Ashley Ferl, aged 13, from Riverside. For some long minutes after the show, Ashley remained in a state of inconsolable sobbing, unable to choke out a single word. However, through an interpreter (her mother) we were eventually able to learn some facts about the young superstar.

The family, I was told, obtained tickets on a website to attend a taping of “Smarter Than a 5th Grader” a day passage that included not just the taping of the show itself, but also the dress rehearsal of either “Grader” or “Idol.” The fates were kind, and the mother and daughter found their way to the “Idol” rehearsal, where Ashley’s waterworks began. Her prowess was quickly brought to the attention of “Idol” producers who summoned the clan to a ringside seat of honor at the final taping.

Her powers of speech slowly returning, Ashley revealed that while she was on stage she had been thinking that “this was the coolest thing ever.” Asked whom she was supporting in the competition she named “Sanjaya, Melinda, Gina and Jordin” as her picks, refusing to narrow her vote down to a single choice. All my journalistic powers of persuasion, cajoling, bullying and insistence that on her vote might turn the entire competition, that “Listen to reason, young Ferl, there can’t be four American Idols,” would not convince her to name a single favorite. To my every argument, she would only repeat her mantra, “All Four: Sanjaya, Melinda, Gina and Jordin.” And so the race begins in earnest, with tears at every step of the way.

[Corona]

sweet jesus.....the world TRULY has gone insane lol!

We're gonna miss ya PB...bummer :(

See y'all in a couple hours for more AI torture....this is as bad as CSI:Miami! I am a masochist lol

[pokerchick66]

It was really weird and not in a good way . . . here's more about her from the L.A. Times AI Blog, for those who are curious yellow:

Who's That Girl?
Wed., Mar. 21

First things first: Who was the crying girl? After the show, I chatted with Idol’s newest superstar, the crying girl, Ashley Ferl, aged 13, from Riverside. For some long minutes after the show, Ashley remained in a state of inconsolable sobbing, unable to choke out a single word. However, through an interpreter (her mother) we were eventually able to learn some facts about the young superstar.

The family, I was told, obtained tickets on a website to attend a taping of “Smarter Than a 5th Grader” a day passage that included not just the taping of the show itself, but also the dress rehearsal of either “Grader” or “Idol.” The fates were kind, and the mother and daughter found their way to the “Idol” rehearsal, where Ashley’s waterworks began. Her prowess was quickly brought to the attention of “Idol” producers who summoned the clan to a ringside seat of honor at the final taping.

Her powers of speech slowly returning, Ashley revealed that while she was on stage she had been thinking that “this was the coolest thing ever.” Asked whom she was supporting in the competition she named “Sanjaya, Melinda, Gina and Jordin” as her picks, refusing to narrow her vote down to a single choice. All my journalistic powers of persuasion, cajoling, bullying and insistence that on her vote might turn the entire competition, that “Listen to reason, young Ferl, there can’t be four American Idols,” would not convince her to name a single favorite. To my every argument, she would only repeat her mantra, “All Four: Sanjaya, Melinda, Gina and Jordin.” And so the race begins in earnest, with tears at every step of the way.

lmao, I hope she's on again tonight. And I hope they send Sanjaya home.

[Zydekitten]

lmao, I hope she's on again tonight. And I hope they send Sanjaya home.
I hope they do too - I don't find him particuarly talented or good-looking, just not my cup of tea, I guess.

Here's another good blog entry from the Washington Post:

Bring Me the Head of Sanjaya Malakar

Contrary to what the cynics say (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/achenblog/2007/01/american_idol_everything_thats.html), some people on American Idol can actually sing. That gal Melinda Doolittle (http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season6/melinda_doolittle/)can sing the lights out. But the Sanjaya Malakar Era needs to come to an end. Tonight. This has become an urgent national priority. His performance last night should have ended with an arrest. Animals have perished with more harmonious death rattles. Chickens who have been captured and beheaded on stumps have showed better dance moves.

The deeper philosophical question: Can a person sing so badly as to ruin the original? Or has "You Really Got Me Now" been slimed forever?

The Post's Lisa de Moraes thought Sanjaya's was one of the better performances (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/20/AR2007032001892.html). This is the first time I've ever disagreed with Lisa about anything. My eldest says Sanjaya has made it this far thanks to support from the early-teen crowd. He's young. He's pretty. He's got sensational hair. Maybe he should be the host of the next Hair Olympics (http://www.hairworld2006.com/en/championship/).

[tangledupinblue]

lmao, I hope she's on again tonight. And I hope they send Sanjaya home.

HA HA HA HA HA!!! ME TOO! I know they will have that little girl in her seat waiting just to have a nervous breakdown. Let's see, the odds that one of her "top 4" will be voted off tonight are pretty good. This is more fun than the show itself.
Like I said last night, she needs serious help. AND isn't she supposed to be in school???

[pokerchick66]

HA HA HA HA HA!!! ME TOO! I know they will have that little girl in her seat waiting just to have a nervous breakdown. Let's see, the odds that one of her "top 4" will be voted off tonight are pretty good. This is more fun than the show itself.
Like I said last night, she needs serious help. AND isn't she supposed to be in school???

ROFLMAO!

What? School over Sanjaya? lmao, are you kidding me?

[tangledupinblue]

ROFLMAO!

What? School over Sanjaya? lmao, are you kidding me?

I hate that we have to wait until 9 EST for this!!!

[pokerchick66]

I hate that we have to wait until 9 EST for this!!!

Just a little over 30 min. from now!

The suspense is breathtaking.

[tangledupinblue]

Please don't totally laugh at me for this but I just went to Sanjaya's myspace page!!! HA HA...

So many little girls on there telling everyone to not be on his myspace page if you don't like him. He has Kathryn McPhee as a friend!!!!

[rosetree]

Please don't totally laugh at me for this but I just went to Sanjaya's myspace page!!! HA HA...

So many little girls on there telling everyone to not be on his myspace page if you don't like him. He has Kathryn McPhee as a friend!!!!
So Tangy, did you sign up as Sanjaya's friend????;) :p

[ibjamn]

lmao, I hope she's on again tonight. And I hope they send Sanjaya home.

HOW can you not be a FANJAYA???? VOTE FOR SANJY!!!! (for really funny stuff, read the message boards at www.votefortheworst.com (http://www.votefortheworst.com))

C'MON! Sanjaya, gooooooo baybeeee!!!!!
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[tangledupinblue]

So Tangy, did you sign up as Sanjaya's friend????;) :p

Heck no. Everyone is nuts over him. No wonder he is still on. He makes everyone crazy!

[ibjamn]

(fingers crossed) If Snajaya makes it tonight, he will be in the top 10! That means he will be on the season 6 tour & be on the season 6 compilation cd!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! C'Mon Sanjy!!!!!

[rosetree]

(fingers crossed) If Snajaya makes it tonight, he will be in the top 10! That means he will be on the season 6 tour & be on the season 6 compilation cd!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! C'Mon Sanjy!!!!!

TFF!!!

[ibjamn]

Can I get an emoticon of the crying girl????

[tangledupinblue]

(fingers crossed) If Snajaya makes it tonight, he will be in the top 10! That means he will be on the season 6 tour & be on the season 6 compilation cd!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! C'Mon Sanjy!!!!!

I can't figure out if you are serious or not.... haha

[ScoopJohnD]

I gotta tell ya, as much as Sanjaya can't sing, I cannot go through another week of the beatbox robot dancing sob Blake. I WANT HIM OFF!!!!

[Corona]

(fingers crossed) If Snajaya makes it tonight, he will be in the top 10! That means he will be on the season 6 tour & be on the season 6 compilation cd!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!! C'Mon Sanjy!!!!!
roflmao! Hi Ib :)

[Corona]

I can't figure out if you are serious or not.... haha
she's one of us Tangie....don't you worry lol!

[Orleansnj]

Kill me now.........this is awful............ha ha..........

let's hope it's not a preview of things to come..............

[tangledupinblue]

Can I get an emoticon of the crying girl????

We need a picture of her for sure. Maybe a button.....

[ibjamn]

OK. I can sing better than Peter Noone, bless his heart.

[Zydekitten]

How's it going y'all?? I'm watching Top Design and just wanted to check in wtih my beloved AI Addicts . . .

[ScoopJohnD]

Hayley can stay as long as she follows my advice and keeps wearing less and less each week (That's why there's a volume control)

[tangledupinblue]

Great Krewe in here tonight. PC must be making a Sanjaya poster right now...

[tangledupinblue]

How's it going y'all?? I'm watching Top Design and just wanted to check in wtih my beloved AI Addicts . . .

Hey kitter!!! Hail Hail the gang's all here!!!

[ibjamn]

I gotta tell ya, as much as Sanjaya can't sing, I cannot go through another week of the beatbox robot dancing sob Blake. I WANT HIM OFF!!!!

Scoop, I love ya, but you have no chance against:
1. The Indian call center vote
2. The gay vote
3. The teenybopper vote
4. Howard Stern
5. www.votefortheworst.com (http://www.votefortheworst.com)

GOOOOO SANJY!!!!
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[rosetree]

Hayley can stay as long as she follows my advice and keeps wearing less and less each week (That's why there's a volume control)
Corona must be sleeping, she missed a chance for an "Oinker" comment!!;)

[Zydekitten]

Hey kitter!!! Hail Hail the gang's all here!!!
Well, I was lonely in the other Bored - I can always tell when AI's on, as the only thing left over there are crickets . . .

:D

[pokerchick66]

Can I get an emoticon of the crying girl????

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[tangledupinblue]

Scoop, I love ya, but you have no chance against:
1. The Indian call center vote
2. The gay vote
3. The teenybopper vote
4. Howard Stern
5. www.votefortheworst.com (http://www.votefortheworst.com)

GOOOOO SANJY!!!!
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Why are you not in here every AI night??? You are killing me!

[ibjamn]

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LOL!!!

[pokerchick66]

OK. I can sing better than Peter Noone, bless his heart.

Yea, and that song was gay.

IB in the hizoussse!!

[Priestboy]

hey y'alll...PB in the hizzouse...just in time for the vote-off (please God) of Sanjaya!!

[rosetree]

Sh*t, gotta take one of the Rosebushes to Borders for a book.....damn....taping it now, see y'all in da bar later ;) :D

[Zydekitten]

Scoop, I love ya, but you have no chance against:
1. The Indian call center vote
2. The gay vote
3. The teenybopper vote
4. Howard Stern
5. www.votefortheworst.com (http://www.votefortheworst.com)

GOOOOO SANJY!!!!
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The Gay Vote???!!! The boy just ain't that cute!! He definitely is a Friend of Dorothy though . . .

However, I have to say (as someone who doesn't really watch the show) that I REALLY don't like this "vote for the worst" crap . . . I think it's just a bit too mean, know what I mean??

[ScoopJohnD]

Corona must be sleeping, she missed a chance for an "Oinker" comment!!;)

I am shocked and appalled that my purely objective advice on how Hayley can
continue in the competition has been misunderstood.

[Corona]

Hayley can stay as long as she follows my advice and keeps wearing less and less each week (That's why there's a volume control)
oooh, oinky oinky Scooparooni :) I did just wake up from a little nap though lol!

[Zydekitten]

Sh*t, gotta take one of the Rosebushes to Borders for a book.....damn....taping it now, see y'all in da bar later ;) :D
One of the buds, you mean, Rosy?? That sucks - TGFT (Thank God/Goddess for Tivo) . . . :D

[Orleansnj]

Yea, and that song was gay.

IB in the hizoussse!!

hey ...........chill with the gay thing.......best friend is gay - and he is cool. The song was annoying.....although classic of the genre....

[Priestboy]

oh, please, please, pleeeese!!!!!

[tangledupinblue]

I QUIT!

[Corona]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SANJAYA IS SAFE????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Living in a world gone MAD for sure!!!!!

[Zydekitten]

oooh, oinky oinky Scooparooni :) I did just wake up from a little nap though lol!
The show's that riveting tonight huh??? ;)

[Orleansnj]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! SANJAYA IS SAFE????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Living in a world gone MAD for sure!!!!!

please let it be a mistake.

[Priestboy]

I can't believe that Sanjaya is safe again!!!!!! What am I saying....of course I can! OMG!!!!!

[Zydekitten]

How can THAT be???

[Zydekitten]

I gotta tell you if AI wanted to get us few who don't watch it to watch it - Sanjaya is not the way to do it . . .

[Priestboy]

there once was a boy named sanjaya,
who was so hot he was "on fire"
the teens voted and voted
they are so devoted
pardon me while i go and cry-a!!!

[pokerchick66]

hey ...........chill with the gay thing.......best friend is gay - and he is cool. The song was annoying.....although classic of the genre....

Nooooo!! lmao, not gay that way. Gay is in retarded, dumb, ANNOYING.

I love gay people. One of my best friends is gay and I LOVE him.

Shoutout to Hugo!!

[ScoopJohnD]

And Blake still exists...........^$%&&^&%&!!!!

[tangledupinblue]

I think people are getting paid to vote for that little creep!

[ibjamn]

The Gay Vote???!!! The boy just ain't that cute!! He definitely is a Friend of Dorothy though . . .

However, I have to say (as someone who doesn't really watch the show) that I REALLY don't like this "vote for the worst" crap . . . I think it's just a bit too mean, know what I mean??

It ain't that bad, chickie, watch it AND VOTE FOR THE WORST!!! sorry, it's funny & according to Sanjaya's web site, he don't care how it happens, as long as he's in the top ten. :)

[pokerchick66]

I QUIT!

No you don't. Stop lying! :D

[Priestboy]

And Blake still exists...........^$%&&^&%&!!!!

you mean "beat-box, boy-band" blake?

[pokerchick66]

there once was a boy named sanjaya,
who was so hot he was "on fire"
the teens voted and voted
they are so devoted
pardon me while i go and cry-a!!!

ROFLMAO! Good one, Peanut Butter!!

[Orleansnj]

Nooooo!! lmao, not gay that way. Gay is in retarded, dumb, ANNOYING.

I love gay people. One of my best friends is gay and I LOVE him.

Shoutout to Hugo!!

oh - duh on my part....geeze..... thanks for the response :P) ONJ is just giddy with her new travel plans....they're posted in the bar thread.

Zydekitten - you are SOOOOO right.....

[tangledupinblue]

Where is that little girl??? She made the show for me last night. They need to send a camera crew to her house from here on out!

[Priestboy]

ROFLMAO! Good one, Peanut Butter!!

I have one ready if/when he gets voted off!

[pokerchick66]

Stephanie is the one going home.

[ScoopJohnD]

Yes that M%*&&f$%^&r!!!! I can't friggin wait to hear what song he "makes his own" next week. &*^%&&!!!

[ibjamn]

Stephanie is the one going home.

No WAY!!! One of dem boyz is going home.


I love LuLu!!!

[ScoopJohnD]

See, even Lulu knows you gotta show some skin.

[Orleansnj]

sip some of that avatar......it's about the only thing that will get you through the 'tales of sanjaya' it's an epic tale about the torture of popular music by a teenager lacking vocal talent......

[Corona]

Stephanie is the one going home.
I love you guys :D :D This is gonna be an interesting ride this time! As long as Sanjaya knows he sucks and is along for the ride then it's even more cool! He's gonna be so famous after this lol!

BTW I love this song!

[Priestboy]

yeah, she looks like any second "the girls" are goin' to take a walk for themselves!

[Orleansnj]

See, even Lulu knows you gotta show some skin.

Shit - I think I saw her on Frelinghysen avenue in Newark the other day.....

[Corona]

See, even Lulu knows you gotta show some skin.
she's hot, how old is she now?

[Zydekitten]

It ain't that bad, chickie, watch it AND VOTE FOR THE WORST!!! sorry, it's funny & according to Sanjaya's web site, he don't care how it happens, as long as he's in the top ten. :)
Well, I'm currently watching interior designers catfight (talk about bitches!) on Top Design and even though he says he doesn't care, it still seems mean to me to egg him on in his extreme awfulness (all the while, he thinks that many people really like him) . . . maybe it's my background as a performer in theatre, it just seems too cruel (even though he does somewhat deserve it for the crimes against humanity and music he's committing)

P.S.- How's Little Girl doing??? :)

[Corona]

yeah, she looks like any second "the girls" are goin' to take a walk for themselves!
hee hee...peanut butter...you allowed to talk like that? ;) ;)

[pokerchick66]

No WAY!!! One of dem boyz is going home.


I love LuLu!!!

I love LULU, tooooo! I hope you're wrong about Chris, IB. I like that little cutie. ;)

[pokerchick66]

she's hot, how old is she now?

92.

[tangledupinblue]

You guys are cracking me up with this thread. I love this....
Scoop, you have me losing it with all of your (&#(#(#*%&^#*^$%*^%

[Priestboy]

hee hee...peanut butter...you allowed to talk like that? ;) ;)

i'm "off duty" right now, so MOST (not ALL) bets are off!);)

[pokerchick66]

I love you guys :D :D This is gonna be an interesting ride this time! As long as Sanjaya knows he sucks and is along for the ride then it's even more cool! He's gonna be so famous after this lol!

BTW I love this song!

I love it, too.

[Corona]

Well, I'm currently watching interior designers catfight (talk about bitches!) on Top Design and even though he says he doesn't care, it still seems mean to me to egg him on in his extreme awfulness (all the while, he thinks that many people really like him) . . . maybe it's my background as a performer in theatre, it just seems too cruel (even though he does somewhat deserve it for the crimes against humanity and music he's committing)

P.S.- How's Little Girl doing??? :)
I struggle with that part of it too Kitten, cuz I think Sanjy is absolutely adorable....that's why I'm praying he truly knows he sucks...I'm thinking he does by now...but yeah, I bet it hurts inside. He could always confront America, tell them to shove it and walk off the show though....that would be the 'right' thing to do. BUT this is prime time TV and I don't see that happening.

[ScoopJohnD]

she's hot, how old is she now?

November 3rd 1948 is her birthday. And I thought she was looking pretty damn good.

[Priestboy]

bye, chris

[tangledupinblue]

I'm scared

[ibjamn]

she's hot, how old is she now?

In November, my girl will be 59.

[Priestboy]

bye, chris

oops....missed that one!

[Corona]

i'm "off duty" right now, so MOST (not ALL) bets are off!);)
lol...cool! Does that mean I can oink at you too? If so, 'oinky oinky' monsieur cochon ;)

[ibjamn]

OH MY GOD! This is the mid-season shocker!

[Corona]

In November, my girl will be 59.
HOLY SHIT!!! She looks amazing!!!!

[ScoopJohnD]

You guys are cracking me up with this thread. I love this....
Scoop, you have me losing it with all of your (&#(#(#*%&^#*^$%*^%

Hey, I'm from Joisey....I need to swear like others need air and water.

[Priestboy]

lol...cool! Does that mean I can oink at you too? If so, 'oinky oinky' monsieur cochon ;)

yyr, corona...here, i'm just "one of the boys/gang"!:D

[Corona]

OH MY GOD! This is the mid-season shocker!
Chippie called it....Steffie is gone :( Ib, promise you'll watch with us next week k?

[pokerchick66]

Hey, I'm from Joisey....I need to swear like others need air and water.

I totally get that.

[Zydekitten]

I struggle with that part of it too Kitten, cuz I think Sanjy is absolutely adorable....that's why I'm praying he truly knows he sucks...I'm thinking he does by now...but yeah, I bet it hurts inside. He could always confront America, tell them to shove it and walk off the show though....that would be the 'right' thing to do. BUT this is prime time TV and I don't see that happening.
Well, even though his adorableness seems to be lost on me (although I am rather strange and dim) - I would rather he tell everyone to stick it where the sun don't shine, rather than play their reindeer game - if indeed he has that awareness.

Sadly, you're probably right - he won't and the charade continues . . .

[ibjamn]

HOLY SHIT!!! She looks amazing!!!!

She was amazing! IMAO she was one of the top 4, NONE of the guys sang better than her. shit.

[pokerchick66]

Chippie called it....Steffie is gone :( Ib, promise you'll watch with us next week k?

Please come and play with us next week, Ib. You too can be part of the sadist and masochist club. :D

[Corona]

yyr, corona...here, i'm just "one of the boys/gang"!:D
You're a real doll PB! I'm so glad you joined this board.:D

[tangledupinblue]

Good Night my AI pals. You are all soooo entertaining!!!

[Orleansnj]

Hey, I'm from Joisey....I need to swear like others need air and water.

ROFLMAO - seriously - that's hysterical

[Corona]

She was amazing! IMAO she was one of the top 4, NONE of the guys sang better than her. shit.
I think I've said it 10 times on here already but I meant it:

We're living in a world gone mad. After tonight, I'm truly convinced!

[ibjamn]

But you know what? My boy SANJAYA IS IN THE TOP TEN!!!!!

Go Sanjy! Go Sanjy!!!!

[Corona]

Good Night my AI pals. You are all soooo entertaining!!!
night chickita....I'm going veg out....up at 5 tomorrow.....love ya!

[Corona]

But you know what? My boy SANJAYA IS IN THE TOP TEN!!!!!

Go Sanjy! Go Sanjy!!!!
lol, you got your wish...can't wait to hear the dj's on the radio tomorrow morning :)
night all.

[Priestboy]

You're a real doll PB! I'm so glad you joined this board.:D

thanks, so much, corona...i feel the love!:D

[tangledupinblue]

IB, come back next week!!!

[Priestboy]

Good Night my AI pals. You are all soooo entertaining!!!

'night, tangled!

[Orleansnj]

k kids - c'mon over to da bar.....

[ScoopJohnD]

IB, come back next week!!!

I second that!!

[Corona]

I have the smiley site but I don't know how to get them on here! Can someone help?

[ibjamn]

I have the smiley site but I don't know how to get them on here! Can someone help?


Is it smiley central? Right-click & click on "copy smiley graphic" and paste right in your message, don't have to click on the img thingy or anything.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_33_12.gif

[pokerchick66]

Is it smiley central? Right-click & click on "copy smiley graphic" and paste right in your message, don't have to click on the img thingy or anything.
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_33_12.gif

Okay, well you're my new hero. I'm not even gonna tell you the way I was doing it, lol.

[ibjamn]

I second that!!

Now that I found ya'll, you'll never get rid of me! ;)

BTW, Scoop, my hubby (who used to live in New Jersey) says that "FuckinA" is New Jersian for "Indeed"!

[tangledupinblue]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME!

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[NYMAMA]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THE MADDNESS PLEEEEASE:eek:

[pokerchick66]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME!

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ROFLMAOOO!! YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY, TANGIE!!

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[ibjamn]

Okay, well you're my new hero. I'm not even gonna tell you the way I was doing it, lol.

LOL, prolly the same way I was doing it before I accidently found this way. ;)

[ibjamn]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A FANJAYA!!!