Favorite movie quotes

[Terry]

I really enjoyed this thread on old board. Shall we start it again?
My all time favorite is " We don't need no stinkin badges" from ???

[saturn]

http://www.comicbloc.com/forums/images/avatars/cartoon/jessica_rabbit.gif
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

[Earthmother]

From Tombstone-
Doc:"I'm your huckleberry".

Doc:"I'm sorry ,Wyatt, you're an oak".

Josephine ""My, how fortuitous. That means lucky".
Wyatt:" I know what it means".

And my all time favorite, last line of the movie:
Robert Mitchum (narrator, talking of Wyatt's funeral): "Tom Mix wept".

There's a billion more in this film. Help me,Amy!

[Amyloves...]

One of my absolute favorite movies Earthmother!! Here you go...
Doc Holliday: I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Kate: Aren't I a good woman to you Doc?
Doc: Yes, it's true you are a good woman. Then again you may be the antichrist.

Doc: It seems poker's not your game, Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
:)

[Earthmother]

From Monsters, Inc-
Mike Grabowsky:I remember the first time I laid eye on you.

and- Thaaat's right, blame it on the little guy -AND HIS ONE EYE!!

[mangoon]

Doc- Poor soul, he was just to high-strung. Afraid the strain was more than he could bear.

Doc- Say when.

Wyatt - Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

Theres almost too many great lines in that movie!

[Amyloves...]

LOL mangoon....I forgot about the high-strung one. Here's a couple more.....
Clanton: You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
Doc: (draws second gun) I have two guns, one for each of ya.

And another......when someone asked Doc where Wyatt was....."Down at the creek, walking on water."

[mightyradgumbo]

Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter Gibbons: I don't know, but I really don't like it, and, uh, I'm not gonna go.
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter Gibbons: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh... I'm just gonna stop going.
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter Gibbons: About an hour ago.
Joanna: Oh, really? About an hour ago... so you're gonna get another job?
Peter Gibbons: I don't think I'd like another job.
Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and...
Peter Gibbons: You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either.
Joanna: Well, so what do you wanna do?
Peter Gibbons: I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch 'Kung Fu'. Do you ever watch 'Kung Fu'?
Joanna: I love 'Kung Fu'.
Peter Gibbons: Channel 39.
Joanna: Totally.
Peter Gibbons: You should come over and watch 'Kung Fu' tonight.
Joanna: Ok. Ok. Can we order lunch first? Ok.

[Corona]

Austin Powers:
"As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!"

Hee Hee :)

[Papins]

"I got a touch a hangover bureaucrat; don't push me."

-John Wayne Mclintock

[Papins]

"What an absurd Idea. What an absurd idea. Lady. You got ten absurd ideas to my one."

-Humphrey Bogart to Katharine Hepburn The African Queen

[Nipsey Russell]

Not a movie but tv show - The short lived Star Trek Enterprise.
There was a line that was used during the series over and over, it was funny every time.
The series was about our first starship in deep space

Captain Archer arrives with his away team on a alien planet
says in a very Commanding Voice to a alien
" Im Captain Jonathan Archer, commander of the Starship Enterprise"
alien says " Welcome , what Planet are you from?"
Proudly Captain Archer Says " Im from Planet Earth"
Alien deadpans " Earth? ( Pause for effect) Never heard of it."

makes me laugh everytime :)

[Papins]

OK...if TV shows are being brought in...Col Potter to Frank Burns: "Will Rodgers never met you did he?"

From Cheers. Frasier to Cliff; "Tell me Cliff. What color is the sky in your world?"

[nashvegasfess]

Q: "This doesn't involve me dressing up as little Bo Peep does it?"

A: "It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you".

Opening scene of Fletch as Alan Stanwyk asks Irwin M. Fletcher to kill him.

[breambob]

Dingo: Oh, wicked wicked Zoot. She must pay the penalty. And here at Castle Anthrax we have but one punishment for those that set light to the Grail shaped beacon.
You must tie her down on a bed and spank her.

Sisters of the Castle Anthrax: A SPANKING!!! A SPANKING !!!

Dingo: You must spank her well and after you have spanked her you may deal with her as you like.
Then spank me.

Sisters of the Castle Anthrax: And me! And me! and me!

Dingo: Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
And after the spanking, the oral sex.

Sisters of the Castle Anthrax: Ohhh, Oral sex ! Oral sex !!!

Sir Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer.

[Amy Winette]

VEGAS BABY, VEGAS!

Swingers. We're in the airport, 3 dinks deep since we took a later flight for vouchers, I think I'm still typing admirably well.

(VEGOOSE BABY, VEGOOSE!)

Movie to be made later, if they come up with a rating high enough, hahaha! ;)

What happens in Vegas stays . . . Unless it's exciting enough to share with y'all ;)

[jodied]

Something about a guy in a flight suit....;)

Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.

[Carolina Beadhead]

"FILL your HAND, you son-of-a-B*TCH"
- Rooster Cogburn

[steeleye]

Clint Eastwood: "Seems like when I get to liken' someone, they ain't around long."

Chief Dan George: "I noticed when you get to disliken' someone, they ain't around long neither."

[piscesgirl]

I can't believe Spinal Tap hasn't made the list yet:

Nigel: "It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. There are none more black."

Nigel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty: It's very nice.
Nigel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really.
Marty: What do you call this?
Nigel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Nigel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven.
Marty: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel: Exactly.
Marty: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know.
Nigell: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel: [pause] These go to eleven.

[grisgris]

I'll think about tomorrow Katie Scarlett O'Hara.

[mangoon]

John Winger- Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.


John Winger- I've had an interesting morning. In the last two hours I've lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.

Russell Ziskey- You still have your health.

[Papins]

"I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE AND IT'S A BALD MAN FROM NEW YORK!"

Lost In America

[ibjamn]

Soooo... that'd be your partner there in the chipper then?

Fargo

[Uncle Slayton]

Twenty-two, twenty-two

[Corona]

Q: "This doesn't involve me dressing up as little Bo Peep does it?"

A: "It's nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you".

Opening scene of Fletch as Alan Stanwyk asks Irwin M. Fletcher to kill him.
OMG, Fletch was my favorite movie! I remember watching it about 30 times lol! Still makes me roar to think of some of the scenes. Thanks for the laugh DT :)

[Michelino]

It could have been said of the old bored..."what we've got here is failure to communicate (http://www.classicmovies.org/sounds/Failure.wav)"

or maybe in response to "Klaatu Barada Nikto. (http://www.classicmovies.org/sounds/klaatu.wav)"

[breambob]

or maybe in response to "Klaatu Barada Nikto. (http://www.classicmovies.org/sounds/klaatu.wav)"

Translated that means "Gort, take me in the spaceship and hose me be before Klaatu gets back". Who knew Patricia Neal was such a slut for robots.

[Papins]

"Yeah. I know what that means. It means either you saved his life, or he saved yours, or both. An neither one of you will talk about it. Men."

-El Dorado

[Michelino]

Translated that means "Gort, take me in the spaceship and hose me be before Klaatu gets back". Who knew Patricia Neal was such a slut for robots.

Yes! Before the Nikto nonsense, she had planned to tell Gort (who's first name was Steve..little known fact) this..... (http://www.classicmovies.org/sounds/whistle.wav).

[Papins]

"Leave the gun-take the canoli"

The Godfather

[detman]

Jack Nicholsen when threatened by a bartender to have the shore patrol called on him replied:

"I am the fu___n shore patrol!"

[saturn]

Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.

[festfreak]

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

[saturn]

"Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet?"

http://theimaginaryworld.com/fizzie13.jpg

[Papins]

"Put Niedermier on it. He's a sneaky little sh*t just like you"

[ScoopJohnD]

James Coburn in The Magnificent Seven......

"Nobody throws me my own guns and says run...........nobody."

[Papins]

Oooohheyy, wear at hat like that-and ya get a free bowl of soup

Rodney Dangerfield: Caddyshack

[kerryblues]

I demand booze! (Withnail)

[ScoopJohnD]

Darren McGavin in 'A Christmas Story' inspecting the crate that holds his sweepstakes prize which is marked FRAGILE.

"Look, it says fra-gee-lay..........it must be from Italy!!"

[ibjamn]

"Manny, look at the pelican fly -- come on, pelican!"

Tony to Manny in Scarface, watching flamingos

[Rossvegas]

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*ck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[Rossvegas]

Navin R. Johnson: Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
[picks up an ashtray]
Navin R. Johnson: And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside]
Navin R. Johnson: And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog barks]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.

[saturn]

"You don't normally see that kind of behavior in a major appliance"

Ghostbusters
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[Montana]

Roxanne Kowalski: You even got me in bed.

C.D. Bales: Yeah. Yeah, what about that? You went to bed with him on your first date.

Roxanne Kowalski: Only because you seduced me. I would have never gone to bed with him otherwise.

C.D. Bales: You still went to bed with him awfully fast! A few frilly words and you're counting ceilling tiles.

Roxanne Kowalski: I don't even consider that I went to bed with him!

C.D. Bales: Well, somebody was up there, and it's for goddamn sure it wasn't me!