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traditionaloldies
01-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Underwear is important
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle.................
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview
couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break
down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of
people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male
legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly
public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Corona
01-10-2007, 04:08 PM
rolfmao! Thanks for the laugh!
funkkjunkie
01-10-2007, 04:53 PM
THAT's hysterical.
grisgris
01-10-2007, 07:12 PM
Someone should tell Brttney Spears this.
PaulC
01-10-2007, 07:33 PM
Chicks dig mechanics,.. they get all that hot rod action.....
I had a totally different great laugh just a few minutes ago... There is a video featured on the comcast.net home page where a dude (who is an uncanny double for Ross) is caught on tape at a hockey game dancing (under the influence) to Queens' "We Will Rock You"..... Please somebody youtube that puppy and bring it here.... pretty please....
http://www.comcast.net/home.html
I'm not sure if the above works if you don't subscribe to Comcast high speed,.. but give it a try.... Click on fan videos and look around the wheel... It was the featued video a short while ago but then when I checked just a few seconds ago,.. it had moved... Give it a look see... Ross really rocks.....
Edit job was to add an s to chick to make it plural... Chicks do dig mechanics,.. but only the honest ones...
Rossvegas
01-10-2007, 07:39 PM
Aw jeez, not again! I really gotta stop drinking at those hockey games...
:o
Carolina Beadhead
01-10-2007, 07:48 PM
Apparently I can't get to the Fan videos without signing in.
PaulC
01-10-2007, 10:35 PM
Oh highest (good chance,.. it's late enough) computer dude,.. please conjure up that video of Ross Rockin' and Rollin'(rock) to Queen.... some-buddy other than me has to have comcast and knows how to do that which I shamefully do not (and most likely,.. will never now how to)...
PaulC
01-11-2007, 09:21 AM
bumpin' so that maybe Mr. Ohio might notice this and work his magic... Ya' just gotta see Ross Rockin' and Rollin'....
t.o..fester
01-11-2007, 09:47 AM
C,mon, who can do this. I want to see Ross as Freddie Mercury!
Oh highest (good chance,.. it's late enough) computer dude,.. please conjure up that video of Ross Rockin' and Rollin'(rock) to Queen.... some-buddy other than me has to have comcast and knows how to do that which I shamefully do not (and most likely,.. will never now how to)...
Sorry, I'm not a comcast member. Someone who is might ask the clip's owner to post on Youtube. Can those clips be saved(downloaded to your pc)? If so you could send it to me for posting. Or the clip could be captured using the FireFox extension "Download Helper". Then I could post it somehow....
PaulC
01-11-2007, 11:19 AM
Sorry, I'm not a comcast member. Someone who is might ask the clip's owner to post on Youtube. Can those clips be saved(downloaded to your pc)? If so you could send it to me for posting. Or the clip could be captured using the FireFox extension "Download Helper". Then I could post it somehow....
Aw shucks,.. thanks for listening Ohio.. I wish everything you suggested wasnt so Greek to me... Old dog,.. no new tricks...
Hey T.O.,.. speaking of laughs and Queen,.. the family and I spent some time cruising the lakes of Switzerland this past summer,.. and on the shores of Montreux we noticed a very prominent statue,.. a single figure with a very aggressive stance,.. one fist held high...
Later that day we were walkin' around the main drag in the town and we came upon the lakeside park where that statue stood.... Yes,.. of course,..it was Freddy Mercury... Why wouldn't it be???.. I can't recall why he was honored in the Swiss Mountains... Obviously Montreux is a town that respects music,.. but a Freddy Mercury statue???? It's not as if they had dozens of musical legends represented there,.. he stood all alone...
That moment supplied me with a great belly laugh once we discovered who it was on that site...
PaulC
01-11-2007, 12:23 PM
http://www.montreux.ch/queen/
I have no memory of a ferris wheel being present in that park (it's not that big a space),.. but the beer I was drinkin' that day had something of a punch to it,.. so.....
Check out the settin' of the town in the picture above Mr. Freddy.... too fantastic....
http://www.swiss-riviera.com/freddie-memorial/
A slide show of Mr. Freddy...... the swans love em'.....
Rossvegas
01-11-2007, 01:14 PM
Well, this explains the location...
Freddie Mercury Memorial
Birth: Sep. 5, 1946
Death: Nov. 24, 1991
Memorial for the singer Freddie Mercury. In his last days, Montreux was his second home. Then, the city decided to made a permanent memorial for him. This memorial was inaugurated November 25, 1996 with the presence of the opera singer Montserrat Caballé with whom Freddie Mercury recorded "Barcelona," and who became a close friend. The Freddie Mercury statue was commissioned by the remaining members of Queen and his family and friends. The sculpture has been made by the Czechoslovakian scultptor Irena Sedlecka.
Burial:
Freddie Mercury's Memorial (http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=cr&GScid=2192252&GRid=16123397&CRid=2192252&)
Montreux
Vaud, Switzerland
Plot: Center of town overlooking Lake Geneva.
Aw shucks,.. thanks for listening Ohio.. I wish everything you suggested wasnt so Greek to me... Old dog,.. no new tricks...
Hey T.O.,.. speaking of laughs and Queen,.. the family and I spent some time cruising the lakes of Switzerland this past summer,.. and on the shores of Montreux we noticed a very prominent statue,.. a single figure with a very aggressive stance,.. one fist held high...
Later that day we were walkin' around the main drag in the town and we came upon the lakeside park where that statue stood.... Yes,.. of course,..it was Freddy Mercury... Why wouldn't it be???.. I can't recall why he was honored in the Swiss Mountains... Obviously Montreux is a town that respects music,.. but a Freddy Mercury statue???? It's not as if they had dozens of musical legends represented there,.. he stood all alone...
That moment supplied me with a great belly laugh once we discovered who it was on that site...
Well somebody tried to email the video to me, but it was just a link and not video itself...
Still required a sign-in.
Rossvegas
01-11-2007, 02:15 PM
And Paul thinks the video makes ME look like doofus...geez. :>)
PaulC
01-11-2007, 02:52 PM
Hey,.. I resemble that remark.....
I did get the email to him,.. not my fault Comcast keeps such things locked up for members only (and I didn't even get one of those swell jackets)....
It has nothing to do with making you look a doof,.. it made me laugh in a good way,.. and it made me think of you... There's some sweetness there Ross,.. embrace it fellow...
And I freely admitted to being less than able when it comes to computer type things,.. and maybe a few hundred other type of things... Very few people laugh at themself more than I do...
Lostcajun
01-11-2007, 03:14 PM
Dats a good one. I wonder if the mechanic thanked her for giving him a hand!?!?!??!?
traditionaloldies
01-11-2007, 04:23 PM
o its good to laugh i think. xx
t.o..fester
01-11-2007, 06:21 PM
Well, this explains the location...
Freddie Mercury Memorial
Birth: Sep. 5, 1946
Death: Nov. 24, 1991
Memorial for the singer Freddie Mercury. In his last days, Montreux was his second home. Then, the city decided to made a permanent memorial for him. This memorial was inaugurated November 25, 1996 with the presence of the opera singer Montserrat Caballé with whom Freddie Mercury recorded "Barcelona," and who became a close friend. The Freddie Mercury statue was commissioned by the remaining members of Queen and his family and friends. The sculpture has been made by the Czechoslovakian scultptor Irena Sedlecka.
Burial:
Freddie Mercury's Memorial (http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=cr&GScid=2192252&GRid=16123397&CRid=2192252&)
Montreux
Vaud, Switzerland
Plot: Center of town overlooking Lake Geneva.
Ross, you may have to make a pilgrimage there one day.
PaulC
01-19-2007, 10:02 PM
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named "Bushcronium." Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it anatomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
deputy neutrons in a Bushcron ium molecule, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical
Morass".
When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium,
an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as
incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
Smiley FACE.......................................