View Full Version : Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
mdfest
07-03-2007, 11:02 PM
Going in the am- pics tomorrow
http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/apubighead.gif
http://tinyurl.com/27utgm
mdfest
07-03-2007, 11:04 PM
Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!
mdfest
07-03-2007, 11:05 PM
Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
mdfest
07-03-2007, 11:06 PM
Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off
mdfest
07-03-2007, 11:07 PM
Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I work, I work.
Corona
07-04-2007, 06:56 AM
what ya smokin' md?? ;)
NYMAMA
07-04-2007, 07:43 AM
You are a funny guy.
mdfest
07-04-2007, 10:14 AM
here now. sold out of crusty o's and buzz cola, but got some radioactive man comics. waiting for the resupply truck. ill post pics later.
Zydekitten
07-04-2007, 12:55 PM
Here are photos of the one in beautiful downtown Burbank:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rdr07/
Look at that outrageous markup! You magnificent bastard, I salute you!
http://www.simpsonsland.net/multimedia/images/0apu/01.gif
ScoopJohnD
07-04-2007, 01:31 PM
Customer #1:I need one twenty -one cent stamp.
Apu: That's a dollar eighty-five.
Customer #2: Hi, I want two dollars worth of gas.
Apu:Four-twenty.
Martin:How much is your penny candy?
Apu:Suprisingly expensive.
Homer:Your old meat made me sick!
Apu: I'm so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp.
Homer:This shrimp isn't frozen and it smells funny.
Apu:Okay.....ten pounds
Homer: (accepting) Woo Hoo!!