Happy Canada Day

[saturn]

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[bluedog]

Happy Canada Day to all "yous guys" to the north!

[ibjamn]

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[Corona]

awww, thanks guys...right back atcha Saturn! Same goes for VWgal, RossVegas and T.O. Fester...enjoy the holiday weekend :)

[jonnygospeltent]

Are there any Canadian jokes?

[ozzie]

Happy days Canada, eh! :D

[mightyradgumbo]

Are there any Canadian jokes?

Ok I will bite...

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade."

Happy Day, Canajuns MWAH! ;)

[ScoopJohnD]

Hope all my north of the border buddies have a great day!

[tabasco]

Are there any Canadian jokes?

an easy internet search ;)

An American, a Japanese and a Canadian were sitting naked in a sauna when suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

The Canadian felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Canadian finally said "Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax."

[tabasco]

Subject: Understanding Canadians

It has come to my attention that some people are having a tough
time understanding Canadians like myself. So I am going to run through
a very brief translation of the Canadian dialect and hopefully
ease some minds out there.

EH= pronounced AY (similar but not the same as huh)

Eh is a useful word that is very important and is the basis of all Canadian
communications.It is used in conjunction with other words, or simply by
itself. The tone or the slight difference in exclamations also changes
the meaning.

Eh= what did you say?
Eh?= what do you think
EH?= something to say just to end a sentence
Eh!!= WOW!!
EH!?= what do you mean?
Eh??= your joking!!!??
EH!!= Hello..you off in the distance!!!
Eh?= want a donut?
Eh!= sure!!
Eh!Eh!= coffee double cream too please!
Eh?= what you say when you realize you have no money to pay for it
Eh..cmon eh?= asking them to let you pay for it next time.
hey..eh!= want to go to the drive in movie??
Eh...uhuh= yes sure!
Eh..y'know= Ill pick you up at 8
Eh..cmon!!= well thats early..but ok
Eh..wanna?eh?= lets fool around
EHHHHHHH= sounds coming from the car
hey..um..er eh...= Im pregnant
EH?????????= how did that happen?
EHHehhEHHehhEHHH= sounds from the delivery room
EHHH ehh EHHH ehh= babys first cry
Ehh..whadya think eh?= marry me

other usefel terms:
hoser= a good friend..
take off!= you are kidding,no way,fly an airplane
skates= what all canadians wear as first shoes(thats why we walk funny)
lumberjack= something in our genes..
screech= a nice drink
swish= a drink made from leftover screech barrels
The Rock= Newfoundland
Newfoundland= pronounced noofunlan
Dory= Newfoundland cruise liner
Toronto= pronounced Trawna
Lake Ontario= where all sewers drain into
Yukon= a drink
Two Four= case of beer
sixty pounder= large bottle of screech
Over by= still havent deciphered that term yet


The Canadian citizenship test:

spell canada= C eh N eh D eh

who was the first Prime Minister=Sir John EH Macdonald

So if you hear me talking like this.
Hey..eh..cmon eh hoser!
y'know take off!!
EH??umm err well hey ok eh!

it's friendly! :D

http://sofinesjoyfulmoments.com/humor/eh.htm

[bywterbro]

funny shit tabasco..:)

beautiful country.....great people...hot women.......eh...
great skiing.....

[swag]

And good beer.

[Carolina Beadhead]

Happy Canada Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpqq1eQCSs

[Carolina Beadhead]

Are there any Canadian jokes?

GENESIS, ACCORDING TO CANADIANS
On the sixth day, God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes teeming with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."


God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants prosper, and I shall call these inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."


"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"


"Not really," God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them."

[tangledupinblue]

Happy Day to all of my Canadian friends. You guys are great!!!

[Corona]

oh my gawd lol....we do NOT talk like that!!! Too funny :)
Here's a bit of a dirty joke:

Why do Canadians like sex doggy-style?
So both people can watch the hockey game at the same time...(lame I know)

[Corona]

GENESIS, ACCORDING TO CANADIANS
On the sixth day, God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes teeming with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."


God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants prosper, and I shall call these inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."


"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"


"Not really," God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love that one :D :D (sorry my US friends..)

[steeleye]

Happy Canada Day! I celebrated by seeing Rush on Friday night. Very good show, by the way.

[Corona]

Happy Canada Day!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpqq1eQCSs
awww man, I love my country...thanks CBH :)

[Corona]

Happy Canada Day! I celebrated by seeing Rush on Friday night. Very good show, by the way.
ooh, I love Rush....still great huh?

[Corona]

ooh, I love Rush....still great huh?
Did they do much 2112 stuff? One of THE best rock albums ever made...IMHO

[saturn]

One of our most famous commercials ---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

[Goose]

Happy Canada Day! :)

[grisgris]

Happy Canada Day :)

[tangledupinblue]

One of our most famous commercials ---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

AND where can we find that Joe guy?????HA HA

[VWGal]

Youze guys rock, eh?

Well, to celebrate, we've just finished a big feed of back bacon and beer! Kidding....

Thanks for the happy birthday wishes and a big "eh" to my fellow Canajun festers Corona, Ross, Saturn, TO Fester...love ya all and hope your day was too much fun.

There's a little morsel of truth in those jokes, but not the one about watching hockey and having sex. Nope, no truth in that one at all. None.:eek:

[steeleye]

Did they do much 2112 stuff? One of THE best rock albums ever made...IMHO

They only did "Passage to Bangkok" from "2112." They played 7 or so songs from their new record, "Snakes & Arrows." The new stuff isn't bad, but it's tough to top "2112" or "Moving Pictures." The show was really good, and they still make a helluvalot of noise for three guys. About 10,000 showed up at our shed so it was a pretty good crowd.

[tabasco]

You guys get Monday off eh??

Happy Canada Day! Heres a couple of fan made video's from the group The Arrogant Worms. They are regulars at my favorite music festival in Canada... Summerfolk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g57XTYgLE&mode=related&search=

this ones kind of old, the newer version of this song is funnier, also they are much better live!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flz30UpNB_M

[t.o..fester]

Just came in from watching fireworks with the kids. Happy Canada Day to Lis, Sam, Ross, VW, Saturn, (did I forget anybody) Hope you all had a great day! And thanks to our friends from the U.S. for all your best wishes. (CB, great joke)

[Corona]

One of our most famous commercials ---

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg
I love that rant! I also love the fact that it's a beer commercial :)

[Rossvegas]

Hey, happy belated Canada Day to y'all, Canajuns and Amarikans alike! I clebrated by catching Rebirth and Mavis Staples last night under the stars...Oh Canada, baby!

[Zydekitten]

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Happy Canada Day, eh? . . . to Our Threadhead Nation in the Great White North!!!

[Jada]

Happy belated!