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PaulC
07-12-2009, 11:01 AM
went surfin' for an idea as to what club(s) to visit this comin' fri nite in new orleans,.. which got me to offbeat,.. which sent me on a search of matt perrine and woof (snug harbor midnite set),.. which upon googled got me to chuck tagger and his april 08 musin's... tttp://www.gumbopages.com/looka/archive/2008-04.html (where there is much readin' goodness to be found)...

includin' this from a gal named diana schwam (i think).... w/ a closin' assist from dave...................

I know what you say is so true
But I'm just not as Zen as you.
Though I've mellowed a bit,
I go into a fit
for a month before April (or two).

We seem to go through this yearly
(I appreciate it, sincerely).
But I still can't seem
to schedule or scheme
my Fest choices quite so clearly.

So as sage as your advice is,
when left to my own devices
the grids come out,
I scream and shout
and commence to be indecisive.

And this part is just the worst,
when I'm seeing, at the very first
the conflicting acts,
I just can't relax!
There are too many ways I'm coerced!

The decisions cause me such stress
My cubes and my grids -- they're a mess!
Dinner reservation?
Just more consternation!
I can't choose my shoes, no less!

This enduring dilemna of Fest
Is an easier choice than the rest.
Life has much greater stresses
And I DO count my blesses.
(It's not like God's posing some test).

I'm still a Fair Grounds smörgåsborder
(not yet a Cox Tent seat hoarder).
And as it nears
I calm my fears.
Are there meds for this kind of disorder?

It's all good, as you've rightly said
You really just can't be misled.
If there isn't a pill
I'll at least take a chill
after first going out of my head.

Of course, once I'm actually there
I throw caution right up in air.
I will choose on the run
Flit from hither to yon
Club to club; tent to stage; grass to chair.

Plans surely will fall by the wayside
when I suddenly hear a guitar slide.
Set courses will change
and I must rearrange
when an old (or new!) fave act is spied.

Then it all starts anew ev'ry night
when club choices pose a new fight.
So I pick two or three
And I set myself free:
Just like daytime, it's all just all right

But the worst is when all my friends say
the best thing they saw through the day
was the act I let slide
while my time I did bide
in the line for a cochon de lait!

When my friends all tell me I blew it
I tell them it's tough to intuit
Which act will be best
Throughout all of Fest
So I don't even try to construe it

But, while they're all on Cloud Nine
Over Springsteen or Ruffins or Prine
I don't get all manic
Just groove to the Panic
And know the best moments are mine!

Irishnms
07-12-2009, 11:32 AM
Love it! Thanks Paul.

jolie
07-12-2009, 01:01 PM
HAHA!! Love it!

Of course, once I'm actually there
I throw caution right up in air.
I will choose on the run
Flit from hither to yon
Club to club; tent to stage; grass to chair.

No place for a bear in there?:D

PaulC
07-12-2009, 09:06 PM
HAHA!! Love it!

Of course, once I'm actually there
I throw caution right up in air.
I will choose on the run
Flit from hither to yon
Club to club; tent to stage; grass to chair.

No place for a bear in there?:D

always room for bear or three...

Of course, once I'm actually there
I ignore caution and tip the bear.

annory,.. jolie,.. either of you plannin' on tips next saturday night??...

the coolest (hottest???) stop on the playin' for change band world tour....

ohio
07-12-2009, 09:43 PM
There once was a man from Ohio
The Honey Bear he would try-o
Cactus juice from above
Was peace, love & dove
He commented Oh My Oh My Oh!

jolie
07-12-2009, 10:23 PM
always room for bear or three...

Of course, once I'm actually there
I ignore caution and tip the bear.

annory,.. jolie,.. either of you plannin' on tips next saturday night??...

the coolest (hottest???) stop on the playin' for change band world tour....

Honestly I just had to explain to Dave via phone who and what it was about:o He's gonna check em out from work tonight... and I could tell he was smilin when I told him you were gonna be in town.. so who knows??

Irishnms
07-12-2009, 11:07 PM
always room for bear or three...

Of course, once I'm actually there
I ignore caution and tip the bear.

annory,.. jolie,.. either of you plannin' on tips next saturday night??...

the coolest (hottest???) stop on the playin' for change band world tour....

I'm thinking I'll probably go!!

Irishnms
07-12-2009, 11:09 PM
There once was a man from Ohio
The Honey Bear he would try-o
Cactus juice from above
Was peace, love & dove
He commented Oh My Oh My Oh!

Y'all are so talented! I'm impressed!

linza22
07-13-2009, 10:12 AM
went surfin' for an idea as to what club(s) to visit this comin' fri nite in new orleans,.. which got me to offbeat,.. which sent me on a search of matt perrine and woof (snug harbor midnite set),.. which upon googled got me to chuck tagger and his april 08 musin's... tttp://www.gumbopages.com/looka/archive/2008-04.html (where there is much readin' goodness to be found)...

includin' this from a gal named diana schwam (i think).... w/ a closin' assist from dave...................

I know what you say is so true
But I'm just not as Zen as you.
Though I've mellowed a bit,
I go into a fit
for a month before April (or two).

We seem to go through this yearly
(I appreciate it, sincerely).
But I still can't seem
to schedule or scheme
my Fest choices quite so clearly.

So as sage as your advice is,
when left to my own devices
the grids come out,
I scream and shout
and commence to be indecisive.

And this part is just the worst,
when I'm seeing, at the very first
the conflicting acts,
I just can't relax!
There are too many ways I'm coerced!

The decisions cause me such stress
My cubes and my grids -- they're a mess!
Dinner reservation?
Just more consternation!
I can't choose my shoes, no less!

This enduring dilemna of Fest
Is an easier choice than the rest.
Life has much greater stresses
And I DO count my blesses.
(It's not like God's posing some test).

I'm still a Fair Grounds smörgåsborder
(not yet a Cox Tent seat hoarder).
And as it nears
I calm my fears.
Are there meds for this kind of disorder?

It's all good, as you've rightly said
You really just can't be misled.
If there isn't a pill
I'll at least take a chill
after first going out of my head.

Of course, once I'm actually there
I throw caution right up in air.
I will choose on the run
Flit from hither to yon
Club to club; tent to stage; grass to chair.

Plans surely will fall by the wayside
when I suddenly hear a guitar slide.
Set courses will change
and I must rearrange
when an old (or new!) fave act is spied.

Then it all starts anew ev'ry night
when club choices pose a new fight.
So I pick two or three
And I set myself free:
Just like daytime, it's all just all right

But the worst is when all my friends say
the best thing they saw through the day
was the act I let slide
while my time I did bide
in the line for a cochon de lait!

When my friends all tell me I blew it
I tell them it's tough to intuit
Which act will be best
Throughout all of Fest
So I don't even try to construe it

But, while they're all on Cloud Nine
Over Springsteen or Ruffins or Prine
I don't get all manic
Just groove to the Panic
And know the best moments are mine!


HAHAHA I absolutely love that!

ohio
07-13-2009, 01:06 PM
A Fester I know goes by Paul
I see him each spring but not fall
The man is no faker
With beans he's a shaker
In Fest crowds it's great that he's tall

PaulC
07-13-2009, 02:13 PM
A Fester I know goes by Paul
I see him each spring but not fall
The man is no faker
With beans he's a shaker
In Fest crowds it's great that he's tall

time to shake up the seasons...
be ready to harvest some man hugs "this" fall.... ;) :D

ohio
07-13-2009, 02:22 PM
time to shake up the seasons...
be ready to harvest some man hugs "this" fall.... ;) :D
I'll be practicing....

http://e.static.blip.tv/FamousOnYouTube-ExtremeManHugs699.jpg

PaulC
07-15-2009, 06:37 PM
mr. ohio,..

if you were to somehow delete your last post in this thread,.. i wouldn't tell... and that's a promise...

i so wish to recall your manliness in a different light...

ohio
07-15-2009, 08:39 PM
how's that?

PaulC
07-15-2009, 10:56 PM
how's that?

it's different,.. it's well lit,.. and who hasn't enjoyed a good man hug on the floor under the coffee station....

so yeah,.. i like it...... :cool:

and there are rice krispee treats nearby................

ohio
07-15-2009, 11:03 PM
and there are rice krispee treats nearby................
and of course that is why I chose it...

PaulC
07-16-2009, 12:40 AM
and of course that is why I chose it...

of course...

glad to see you back on course after you veered off course...